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Ton of these at this link. New avatars for everybody: http://members.aol.com/drg4/x.html?f=fs

Found this on DVD, didn't know it was out at all: http://web-worldwide.net/pd_duckman.cfm Looking back, it's probably my favorite cartoon series ever, beating out simpsons and south park. I catch it once in a while still at 4am, it's actually better now than I remember it, maybe cause i'm older and ...

This and the Batman Animated Series. This man knows his mid-90's afternoon action cartoons. Those two and Gargoyles (FOX version, FUCK ABC) form my holy trinity of american action cartoons. X-men was the shit. The most complicated plot lines in a kid's oriented cartoon EVER. I still can't follow so...

Six String Samurai - 7/10 - a lot better than expected. The super low budget really hurts the movie in certain points, makes it real cheesy. Also, I know it's a strange complaint but the voices of the main character and the villain didn't really fit, too high pitched without enough gravel. It makes...

So what do you think happened at the end?

Instead of the hallway fight they should have a dance-off, You Got Served style.

Seriously, this has infinite potential.

Funk Docta Bombay wrote: "each audience member reacts differtently to my films and thus will have their own interpretations because it's cinematic-poetry"

Sounds like a fancy way of saying "my shit doesn't make sense, you and I both know it". I still love it anyway

Love this movie. haven't seen it in a while since I feel my soul erode a tad everytime I see a Tarkovsky film. pessimistic bastard thought himself to death, but at least the results were genius. That's glib man. I actually thought the end here was optimistic, like the daughter represents new hope f...

and that all the shocks that do happen are essential to the plot. Yeah but to what end? They set up a dramatic scenario and then completely defuse it in the end with no consequences. The 'bad guy' dies, the 'good guy' gets the girl in the manner of speaking. The viewer is sitting there thinking "ho...

Good discussion, let me address these in order. Perhaps. I've only seen it the one time, so I'm not basing my opinion of the movie on a long term gestation period. I'll agree that shocking the viewer in general does not make for long term classics. However, I'll also say that Oldboy didn't really sh...

You're my favorite poster in a while, but no. No it is not. Oldboy shits on Green Planet. And I don't even like Oldboy like that faggot Andvil likes Oldboy. You guys have been nice to me, so I say this with all due respect -- BRING IT SPOILERS AHEAD Oldboy is good, pretty entertaining, but not THAT...

I watched Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance this past weekend. OMG that shit moves so slow. It was a good story but I am so glad I missed in the theaters now. I would say this is definately a rental and not a purchase flick. There is a lot of details that you pick up on when you watch it again, although i...

Def Janine

BTW, excuse me um.... Sir, ahem...... what's a n00b got to do to get to this ahem..... SMUT as you call it around these parts? The name suggest a whimsical place full of merriment and wonder, that I would like to ahem... visit from time to time.

Nah, the real band they were based on was the Allman Brothers.

It's a composit of a couple of bands, including Allmans, Foghat, Zeppelin, Deep Purple and a couple others. Almost every episode can be traced back to some specific band.

Randomly found it yesturday. Awesome DVD pick-up, I thought it was out of print.

Anybody seen it, thoughts on the end?

Impossible. A movie and porn fill two differnent moods. When you watch porn you want to release or be titulated while watching a movie you want to be entertained or challeged. Valid point, but personally I find porn entertaining as hell regarding of how badly i need to do my thing. This would have ...

What about

It could be a movie done by an american, but i don't think it could be made in america. The premeire would get fire bombed or something. It could be a good project for Tarantino. Call it Pulp Friction, pick up right at Julius giving a foot massage. Jenna Jameson: Oh Julius, you give a great footmass...

darkwingduck wrote: I'd really like to see more flicks filmed on location in the PARIS streets...

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It's a story of a young kid romantisizing a situation which is not really romantic, so I think it's supposed to be a little corny. The 'sweet' scenes are supposed to be juxtaposed with the 'harsh realities'. The short cut of the movie doesn't do this well, although it's still an awesome movie regard...

MD wrote:It's been done. See Team America.

I think you missed the concept of the thread man.

OR, you have a 'thing' for action figures, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yeah, the hardcore inserts in They Call Her One Eye for instance really kill the flow Good point, which coincidentally reminds me of another point - the attractiveness of the actress. The stunt-butthole in They Call Her One Eye for instance, looks like a mouth of a worm from Dune. The actress would...

Inpired by that Pirates thread Do you think it's possible to have a real, decent movie with explicit XXX content? Something that works on both levels, enjoyable as both porn and just a movie to watch? Would the porn detract too much attention from the rest of the movie. Brown bunny does not count be...

Good stuff as always, thanks man.

About the Alain Delon collection - this is specifically the batch of Kino DVD's I was talking shit on - the movies are great but the transfer quality is generally bad.

pornstars stopped being real actors in like the 70s right They should start making pornos like real movies again, like in the 70's. Most of the big-budget movies are porno-level dumb as far as the plot anyway, they might as well go all the way with it and start showing penetration. Might make for b...

The late 80's - early 90's Segal run is unfuckwitable:

Above the law
Hard to Kill
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
Under Siege

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StormShadow wrote:because he's our generation's John Wayne.

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This is obviously inspired by the other Chuck Norris thread in P&B. Actually this is just an excuse for me to image google Chuck Norris. http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000063WJV.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg This one's obviosly a fake, Chuck Norris don't give a fuck about no John. http://www.movieup.it/Aut...

RIP

In memorium, I will karate chop an evil Japanese karate master who stole Miyagi's girlfriend during ww2 and opened a rival dojo. I will do all this standing on one leg on a stump on a beach. It will be sad and poignant, but so so sweet at the same time.

In 93 you would've all bitched that all movies suck this year except Pulp Fiction.

In 75 you would've all bitched that all movies suck this year except the Godfather.

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