Just seeing this here from the spring brought me to tears.

RIP.

This one fucking hurt.

Ichiro is officially playing in the Mariners vs. A's series in Tokyo. This was kinda expected but I'm still losing it. Wish I could afford to go.

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Hi yall! Myjah here. I don't nearly have enough time to explore hip-hop music these days as I did in the past, so can you help me? Thanks!

Here are the parameters (and I'm going to make them small an easy): Ten best rep albums in the past decade. GO.

Bet you guys have never heard of George Springer.

Who was that adorable moron here who used to claim Brian McCann was a better hitter than Joe Mauer back in the day? lol, fucking idiot.

LET'S GO DODGERS

The rumors are the Twins want to pick the Brendan McKay dude instead. But who knows--a lot of stupid rumors were leaked by the new Twins front office during the whole Dozier trade talks in the off-season (which they later denied leaking BUT COME ON WHERE THE FUCK ELSE IS THAT INFO COMING FROM). btw ...

alpha wrote:retards saying he won't be able to play two ways here. only teams that will have a chance to sign him will let him play.

He probably won't. Teams don't usually do this because of the $$$ risk and injury hazard. He could be appealing as a hitter in the NL tho.

HOW ABOUT THOSE FIRST PLACE TWINS!?!?!

MIGUEL SANO, BABY! WOOO!!!!!!!!!

Byron Buxton can stop striking out any time now...

Hell yeah 30 year anniversary of the 1987 Twins baby wooo!!!!

Yeah well when I try to put that into PayPal it tells me it isn't a fucking valid account so fix your shit and then I can actually pay you.

How much was this again and where do I send it?

MAN FUCK THE INDIANS AND ALL THEIR RACIST ASS SHIT AND SHITTY ASS FANS.

28TH WORST ATTENDANCE IN ALL OF BASEBALL THIS YEAR. AND THEY BOO JIM THOME. FUCKING WORST FANS ON THE FUCKING PLANET.

/rant done

I can't deal with Vin Scully retiring. This isn't actually happening.

I'll give you my $20 don't worry. I just got kinda busy and stopped paying attention to all my fantasy teams like two months ago.

Exactly. Dozier's going to be 30 years old next year and Jorge Polanco is out of option and can play 2nd base. No offense about Dozier but can the Twins sell high on this once PLEASE? And yeah, I dunno about the rest of that young players bidding war stuff. The team control provisions are supposed t...

So Brian Dozier has hit 8 home runs in the past week.

Yankees are straight up evil and done A-Rod dirty. They let Derek Jeter putz around for years at short stop but throw A-Rod out the door almost ASAP? Fuck them.

Been banging my drum all weekend that the Twins were going to call up Buxton and now they have and people are like "You're psychic!" No, I'm not. That's like calling someone psychic for predicting it's going to be cold in January in Minnesota.

I'd be watching and complaining about this anyway so I'm all for someone paying me something (even if it is very small).

Somehow somebody at SBNation decided to make me the head Twins blogger now and I'm actually getting paid (nominally) to spew absolute BS.

Follow your dreams, everybody.

Try a browser add-on like ZenMate that makes your IP look like you're somewhere else. Or you can try my go-to illegal sports feed network here: http://www.wiz1.net/schedule" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I mean, honestly, everyone should get to watch (and listen to) Dodgers home game...

Fucking Byung Ho, man. Hit two more monster moonshots. He's going to be a fun one to watch.

BYUNG HO PARK HIT A BALL 462 FEET. HOLY SHIT. Literally no one has ever hit a ball that far at Target Field besides Thome. EDIT: ESPN True Distance tracker actually has it pegged as the longest HR ever hit at Target Field by two feet and the 2nd longest by any player this year (and the 1st longest w...

THE TWINS WON A GAME. PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF. On the real, tho, I don't care if that's the only game the Twins win all year if Joe keeps playing like this. My god is it nice to see him hitting again. And this is nice too: https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/721178259929567232" onclick="window.open...

Minnesota Twins! 0-162, baby! THIS IS THE YEAR!

peanut butter wrote:The Schwarber injury is such a bummer


PEACE

No kidding. That's actually potentially career-ending.

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