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mr. AUTOPSY wrote:SOLE VIDEO

i recently watched this video over at another site..and must say that it's one of the worst pieces of shit i've ever witnessed..

let me recap:
INT: Sole sitting in a room with his shirt off, writing poetry..and then eating the paper

EXT: Sole wandering aimlessly around in the streets.

and to top it off the site i found this on was like "have fun deceiphering the poetic vibes of the video"

the sad thing is some idiot probaly does try and solve this piece of cryptic shit.

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TOP 5 MOMENTS IN THIS FANTASTIC VIDEO:

5. 0:57 Sole bangs his head violently against a No Limit Records poster! Then withdraws his head, to reveal...he is bleeding!

4. 1:05 Sole emerges from the shower, topless! :gyeah:

3. 1:53 After walking backwards at the top of an escalator for 15 seconds, Sole turns around and...runs away!

2. It was tough deciding between this and number one, but I think number one just edges it for sheer hilarity. 2:47: Some guy with a Jew-fro walks past Sole, and as they pass, he...falls to the floor and does this...kinda...retarded...roly-poly type thing. It must be seen to be believed! BONUS FOOTAGE: two more assholes do the same thing at 3:03!

AND FINALLY, THE BEST PART OF THIS EPIC CLIP...

1. 2:37 So simple, yet so good. Displaying behaviour remarkably reminiscent of a Jack Russell Terrier, Sole attempts to catch a feathered bystander! Saddingly, it escapes. This moment has been watched on my computer no less than 15 times in the last few minutes. Thank you, Sole.

:sole:
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Jay Seagraves wrote:Where is the productivity in the above post?

What was the purpose of posting it?
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ackbar wrote:I don't have the resources to support Anticon with promotional finance...but I am positive that I could (I have...) singlehandedly (writer/director/cameraman/editor) create a music video 1000 times better than Sole's 'Bottle of Humans' video. I think it sucks. It does have a few moments that do not suck...but they are few and far between. Who cares anyways? The video wasn't even officially released and everyone knows (others just pretend...) that Anticon puts out incredible music.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: how

how can this exist

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HomieDontPlayDat wrote:
2. It was tough deciding between this and number one, but I think number one just edges it for sheer hilarity. 2:47: Some guy with a Jew-fro walks past Sole, and as they pass, he...falls to the floor and does this...kinda...retarded...roly-poly type thing. It must be seen to be believed!

shout out to the clearly visible camera man @ 2.53
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Post by Dunnnnleavy »

and :rofl: all over from reading your top 5 moments first and then waiting for the parts...that shit where he runs away after walking backwards up the escalator is so freakin dumb, and absolutely hysterical.

good ole' 2001.

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:rofl:

do you have archives

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Post by HomieDontPlayDat »

3:57!!!

Sole sits, shirtless, upon a rooftop, scribbling furiously in what one can only assume is his poetry book. He then looks toward an overcast sky to mutter..."this is a good, and a bad song."
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ackbar wrote::rofl:

do you have archives
oh.. found this. will continue to scour

Topic: The Best HipHop Songs Ever!
posted 06-12-2001 11:01 PM
ackbar wrote:Aceyalone - Human Language
Atmosphere - God's Bathroom Floor
Company Flow - Patriotism
De La Soul - I Am I Be
East Flatbush Project - Tried By 12
Lyrics Born featuring Joyo Velarde - Balcony Beach
OC - Time's Up
The Nonce - Mixtapes
Pacewon - I Declare War
DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World

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Post by HomieDontPlayDat »

Don't bother right now, thread aint about you. This is about appreciating the genius of the video right now.
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FINNISH

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HomieDontPlayDat wrote:Don't bother right now, thread aint about you. This is about appreciating the genius of the video right now.
:lol:

i will keep it to myself in that case

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zombie wrote:FINNISH
Indeed, Captain Obvious. Part of the genius of the original quote.
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NEXT LEVEL.

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some pretty great youtube comments

Pwnilla wrote
hey sole, i misses u dawg get on ur fkn hunter b4 i hafta pwnz u
1 month ago

catybyrd wrote
first time ive heard this. its pretty raw. it reminds me of blockhead. ill b checkin this guys shit all day
4 months ago

AbattoirDream wrote
LOL el-p is HORRIBLE..
i cant hear a word he says.. and whenever i can he sounds like a fucking idiot.

the only thing he got sole on was the sampling he used in that diss.. the rest of it was terrible, and even the samplin just made elpee look like an immature little dick..

soles 'dear el-p' is flawless.. how anyone can say el-p come back from that, i have no idea.
4 months ago

Thesagga wrote
anticon is the class of rap that fills me
7 months ago

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ogie wrote:catybyrd wrote
first time ive heard this. its pretty raw. it reminds me of blockhead. ill b checkin this guys shit all day
4 months ago
:copy:

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Some rappers are better off never showing how they really look.

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dope beat

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someone has to get a hold of this guy and have him explain all the symbolism in this masterpieceofshit.

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m2c can only get better with threads like these.

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Post by vermillion »

True art. Anticon is the epitome of hip-hop with Sole at the forefront of revolutionary and boundry pushing music. This video is no exception, especially with the beautiful stuggle it potrays with the use of symbolism. Only one close to making this touching of a video is Cage.

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:rofl:
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Post by perabigail »

soles 'dear el-p' is flawless.. how anyone can say el-p come back from that, i have no idea.
4 months ago

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Emp Lo Yee wrote:ANTICON IS THE CLASS OF RAP THAT FILLS ME
"Anything posted/said by Drastik is false and should not be taken seriously."

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