Battle Rap Vid Thread (KOTD, URL, iBattle, etc.)

Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:33 pm

the battles with people talking greasy about firearms and home invasions put me to sleep. i prefer the funnier, more clever battles cuz we all know no one is gonna cut someones head off and rape their moms while eating hebrew national hot dogs and shopping for new kicks on eastbay.com and shit

and yeah, i need to see MB's battle asap. conspiracys was retardedly awesome, i didnt finish it tho

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:54 pm

DNA vs. Dizaster tonight. I got Diz....Drake is there...putting money down on the battle...

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:56 pm

Piff Tannen wrote:the battles with people talking greasy about firearms and home invasions put me to sleep. i prefer the funnier, more clever battles cuz we all know no one is gonna cut someones head off and rape their moms while eating hebrew national hot dogs and shopping for new kicks on eastbay.com and shit

and yeah, i need to see MB's battle asap. conspiracys was retardedly awesome, i didnt finish it tho

And nobody is gonna shoot anyone either.

I just like good battles, however they come. Gun raps, funny raps, drug raps, storytelling raps...whatever. As long as it's good, that's all that should matter.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:47 am

Magneto wrote:
Piff Tannen wrote:the battles with people talking greasy about firearms and home invasions put me to sleep. i prefer the funnier, more clever battles cuz we all know no one is gonna cut someones head off and rape their moms while eating hebrew national hot dogs and shopping for new kicks on eastbay.com and shit

and yeah, i need to see MB's battle asap. conspiracys was retardedly awesome, i didnt finish it tho
And nobody is gonna shoot anyone either.

I just like good battles, however they come. Gun raps, funny raps, drug raps, storytelling raps...whatever. As long as it's good, that's all that should matter.

Pretty much how I feel.

Yeah, its about time Diz vs. DNA popped off. Those two been going at it for a while and nothing has happened. You like DNA's music, Magento?

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:57 am

The Saurus dropped his album. Emp, get your hate on.

http://thesauruswins.bandcamp.com/

Also, Dutch Vega....dude that handles alot GT East Coast stuff and who created The Draft League put out his "The Adventures Of Superspick" album.

http://www.mediafire.com/?ij27hvrv1yesvd6

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:08 am

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:09 am

Don't sleep on that No Coast battle. They're improving their control of the talent more.

Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:16 pm

Magneto wrote:
Piff Tannen wrote:the battles with people talking greasy about firearms and home invasions put me to sleep. i prefer the funnier, more clever battles cuz we all know no one is gonna cut someones head off and rape their moms while eating hebrew national hot dogs and shopping for new kicks on eastbay.com and shit

and yeah, i need to see MB's battle asap. conspiracys was retardedly awesome, i didnt finish it tho
And nobody is gonna shoot anyone either.

I just like good battles, however they come. Gun raps, funny raps, drug raps, storytelling raps...whatever. As long as it's good, that's all that should matter.

yeah, fair enough, as long as the battlers are good and its dope, this thread is good too cuz it saves us from having to wade thru all the bullshit battles

illusion-z is garbage

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:21 pm

ardamus wrote:
Magneto wrote:
Piff Tannen wrote:the battles with people talking greasy about firearms and home invasions put me to sleep. i prefer the funnier, more clever battles cuz we all know no one is gonna cut someones head off and rape their moms while eating hebrew national hot dogs and shopping for new kicks on eastbay.com and shit

and yeah, i need to see MB's battle asap. conspiracys was retardedly awesome, i didnt finish it tho
And nobody is gonna shoot anyone either.

I just like good battles, however they come. Gun raps, funny raps, drug raps, storytelling raps...whatever. As long as it's good, that's all that should matter.
Pretty much how I feel.

Yeah, its about time Diz vs. DNA popped off. Those two been going at it for a while and nothing has happened. You like DNA's music, Magento?

I don't even think I've heard one DNA song haha. Only ones I've really listen to for music is Math, Surf, Hollow and Big T. Math has the best songs out of the ones I've heard by far.

I heard the DNA vs. Diz battle was a classic. Most people saying DNA won 2-1. I can't wait for the footage to drop.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:24 pm

Yeah I gotta see this. DNA might've been hungry off of his lost to X-Factor.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:36 pm

ardamus wrote:Yeah I gotta see this. DNA might've been hungry off of his lost to X-Factor.

From Dizaster's Twitter page

http://twitter.com/#!/MRDIZASTER <--- Source

MRDIZASTER DIZASTER
Best battle of all time, me and @dna2k10 showed the world what this shit is about, he did incredible, and so did I....shouts out to drake!!

MRDIZASTER DIZASTER
It's too hard to say he won, overall my bars were way more intricit and more original, but his ending might be the best closer of all time

MRDIZASTER DIZASTER
Just for the record, this battle will be too hard to judge period. It was outta control.

MRDIZASTER DIZASTER
All I gotta say is the battle lived up to the hype.....we closed 2011 with the best battle, and nobody will top it for a long time.

and Drake gave DNA 1,500 after the battle and said he won.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:43 pm

Wow. Thats dope as fuck. Shoutouts to both of them.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:04 pm

Ardy you gotta stop posting every damn battle ever in here.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:09 pm

Moolah wrote:Ardy you gotta stop posting every damn battle ever in here.

And you need to stop following Mindbender around, you diary cluthin' muthafucka.

Jokes aside though, I post them to get a feel of what folks like. I just don't want this thread to be one of those things where people are constantly like "yeah so and so sucks" and "oh yeah, remember this battle?" when its more than likely been brought up on page 3 or 4 in this thread. I only post them to have a constant update of whats come out. Who knows, you might like some of the lesser known battles. Just give the shit a chance and pick what you like.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:21 pm

[quote="ardamus"]The Saurus dropped his album. Emp, get your hate on.

http://thesauruswins.bandcamp.com/

"The A&Rs say the album is digustin'/But the producer just used The Alchemist's drum kits/What I'm advertised as doesn't have a type of swag"

Pure internet baby raps. Fuckin' puke. This is one of the worst things I've bothered to listen to this year.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:54 pm

The Saurus is the Adam Sandler of battle rap

I wouldn't listen to his album if they gave the winning lotto numbers at the end of the shit.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:44 pm

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:44 pm

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:00 pm

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:17 am

^^^Emp fucks with Stainless.

Thats whats up.

more new battles
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Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:17 pm

Magneto wrote:DNA vs. Dizaster tonight. I got Diz....Drake is there...putting money down on the battle...

how do you know this shit?

props to you, Magneto. you are a top secret level of the elevated underground.

I was there. Drake put up $3000... and then something fucked up happened. You probably already know. Don't want to totally ruin it...

Either way, I saw it, and that honestly wasn't a battle... it was a WAR. GOD DAMN WAR.

The rounds were 3 to 4 minutes a piece, for fuck sakes.

Dizaster is right... DNA did the most MINDBLOWING REBUTTAL OF ALL TIME in his third round. I can't even wrap my head around how ballsy and brilliant of a PWNING it was. As a rapper, Dizaster was on some samurai slayer shit, pure Muhammad Ali. But DNA came in all mini George Foreman, on some working class murderer shit, no shouting, no hype, just here to do the killing business.

shit honestly was like a half hour long, it felt like.

at the end, i was just drained. Drake spent cake. Everything went great.

it's honestly one of the most historic battles ever.

couple Drizzy Degrassi punchlines in there too, ha ha. GOOD TIMES IN TORONTO, YO :ignore:

Orale Holmes · Post by **Orale Holmes** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:20 pm

Angry Locals Battle Osna VS Moxx

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Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:13 pm

chedda cheese is sick

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Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:25 pm

holy shit. henry bowers.

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Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:46 pm

pat stay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:19 pm

Reason wrote:pat stay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:31 pm

Moolah wrote:
Reason wrote:pat stay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

effortlessly funny and he comes with personals, what's not to like?

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:44 am

Reason wrote:pat stay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

what do you think about him vs. Bishop

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:44 pm

Mindbender Futurama wrote:
Reason wrote:pat stay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
what do you think about him vs. Bishop

bishop brigante? they battled?

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:24 pm

Reason wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
Reason wrote:pat stay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
what do you think about him vs. Bishop
bishop brigante? they battled?

Bishop allegedly told Marv Won that Pat Stay would be using lines about his autistic brother in advance, which is why Marv Won's first verse was basically a pre-emptive rebuttal for all the shit Pat said.

Pat got visibly umad and called out Bishop.

Bishop said he will battle him if he donates like $3,000 to an autism charity, which didn't happen.

CSB.