Guru R.I.P. (confirmed)

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:40 am

Word.

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:03 am

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I just watched both of those videos in entirety. This whole thing is really creepy. How have they not fixed this yet now that they know the visitation proxy is fraudulent? And what paperwork states that someone snapped a photo of Guru without permission? That picture would have been all over the internet if that story was true. Can the family hold the hospital responsible for allowing all this to happen?

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:48 pm

I'm kind of amazed there's an eleven-page thread about Guru on the front page of M2C.

2soon?

Verge · Post by **Verge** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:02 pm

Texas Raised Mikey wrote:And what paperwork states that someone snapped a photo of Guru without permission? That picture would have been all over the internet if that story was true.

Exactly. Most likely, in order to have people stopped from visiting him, Solar
had to have a reason. So he probably just made that shit up so they could
document it and make a list of people who are allowed to visit. I don't
if the hospital can be held liable for all this bullshit, but they should be.

grandgroove · Post by **grandgroove** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:17 am

Alright, I have to ask ... isn't there some *legal*, established procedure for someone to become a decision-maker or "chief caregiver" for someone who can't speak on their own behalf (coma, surgery, etc.)? For instance, legal papers, birth certificates, Social Security numbers, etc. .

If this has been addressed in this forum already, I just didn't want to spend six hours of loading animated GIF avatars to find it.

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:27 am

grandgroove wrote:Alright, I have to ask ... isn't there some *legal*, established procedure for someone to become a decision-maker or "chief caregiver" for someone who can't speak on their own behalf (coma, surgery, etc.)? For instance, legal papers, birth certificates, Social Security numbers, etc. .

If this has been addressed in this forum already, I just didn't want to spend six hours of loading animated GIF avatars to find it.

Get to fucking searching faggot.

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:32 am

Texas Raised Mikey wrote:
grandgroove wrote:Alright, I have to ask ... isn't there some *legal*, established procedure for someone to become a decision-maker or "chief caregiver" for someone who can't speak on their own behalf (coma, surgery, etc.)? For instance, legal papers, birth certificates, Social Security numbers, etc. .

If this has been addressed in this forum already, I just didn't want to spend six hours of loading animated GIF avatars to find it.
Get to fucking searching faggot.

grandgroove: :wig:

grandgroove · Post by **grandgroove** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:46 am

Get to fucking searching faggot.

I wondered who the first would be to respond. Hilarious avatar. .SE representing the impulse troll!

On the real, though, I wasn't checking for Guru much after Jazzmatazz. However, I did pull out Daily Operation, Moment of Truth, Step Into the Arena and Hard To Earn. I threw them into the stereo on shuffle. Those were some great times.

Whatever the truth is, it'll come out. Solar does seem like he's milking this for his best interest. The comparison to Biggie+Combs made me do a double-take.

If anyone's rounding up a crew to straighten this shit out, I can hold heat at the door. (6'4" - 250lbs - 15EEE shoe). I just need eight hours to shoot up I-95.

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:48 am

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:49 am

Beastly swagger? Is that you?

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:52 am

All gangsters listen to Eligh...

grandgroove · Post by **grandgroove** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:55 am

Texas Raised Mikey wrote:All gangsters listen to Eligh...

Have a heart, TX Mike! The playlist is on shuffle tonight. I don't know the random sequence generator for the backpacker mp3s.

Love you, dear.

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:58 am

FURY · Post by **FURY** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:22 am

just got a chance to peep those videos by Guru's nephew.

He seems kinda faggy too.

Two fags fighting for attention.

weird

Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:05 pm

so whats the update, is he still comatose? has bumpy knuxx gone after solar yet?

refillpad · Post by **refillpad** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:03 pm

Premier views some opinions on Solar....

http://djpremierblog.blogspot.com/2010/ ... ducer.html

Guru seems to be a giant vagina, coma or no coma. Letting Solar screen potential pussy is weird. Life partners and gloryholing weekends type of weird.

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:09 pm

Is that Premier or someone else? Couldnt quite tell.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:21 pm

The Afronaut wrote:Is that Premier or someone else? Couldnt quite tell.

The

who runs the blog, not DJ Premier.

Jaz · Post by **Jaz** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:39 am

Let me know when Guru gets better and kicks Solar to the curb, I am so tired of all of the rest of the shit, but I had to laugh where it said that Solar was considering another Gang Starr album...probably without DJ Premier...good luck with that bonehead...no one will care or buy it.

Get well Guru

K-Funk · Post by **K-Funk** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:17 am

don't know how many know this picture

that's my man Daniel who owned Solar when he was here with Guru. haha

vermillion · Post by **vermillion** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:55 am

"Your man" Daniel and Solar are both faggots..

rhickey · Post by **rhickey** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:12 am

^pretty sure having two half naked dudes facesitting in your sig revokes your right to call anyone a fag

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:41 am

rhickey wrote:^pretty sure having two half naked dudes facesitting in your sig revokes your right to call anyone a fag

Pronay · Post by **Pronay** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:02 pm

The Frankest wrote:
rhickey wrote:^pretty sure having two half naked dudes facesitting in your sig revokes your right to call anyone a fag

strategy786 · Post by **strategy786** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:17 pm

Superpro-doucher Solar released a new "update" today, via an audio recording with a shamelessly gratuitous Sam Cooke backdrop.

He said Guru is diagnosed with "anoxia" and pretty much nothing else.

As far as I can tell anoxia (severe oxygen deprivation) is not a diagnosis but very serious result of a source medical problem. Basically, his statement is like saying Guru has been "diagnosed with difficulty breathing." Idiot.

I respect Guru's right to privacy and all that but this shady clown is definitely keeping the real diagnosis under wraps.

Texas Raised Mikey · Post by **Texas Raised Mikey** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:29 am

Somebody please murder solar.
Thanks -TRM

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:52 am

strategy786 wrote:Superpro-doucher Solar released a new "update" today, via an audio recording with a shamelessly gratuitous Sam Cooke backdrop.

He said Guru is diagnosed with "anoxia" and pretty much nothing else.

As far as I can tell anoxia (severe oxygen deprivation) is not a diagnosis but very serious result of a source medical problem. Basically, his statement is like saying Guru has been "diagnosed with difficulty breathing." Idiot.

I respect Guru's right to privacy and all that but this shady clown is definitely keeping the real diagnosis under wraps.

HIV like Eazy E?

christian from austin · Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:35 pm

why didnt he just go scientologist instead

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:56 pm

Hospitalized rapper Guru has issued another statement regarding his health condition, which doctors recently upgraded to stable.

Guru, born Keith Elam, suffered from a massive heart attack last month and reportedly went into a coma, either before surgery or shortly thereafter.

The rapper was diagnosed as having Anoxia because of his history of having lung problems and asthma.

Guru is not in a coma and is resting and recovering.

After numerous inquires about his health, MC Solar, Guruגs partner in the label 7 Grand Records, issued a statement from Guru, who entrusted his partner and longtime friend to act as his spokesman.

Solarגs credibility came into question, when Guruגs nephew Justin Nicholas-Elam Ruff claimed that Solar was blocking family members from seeing Guru.

"When a patient is in such critical conditions it is very common that not everyone is allowed to enter the room, especially when Mr. Keith Elam doesn't want to see certain people," one of Guru's doctors said in a statement to AllHipHop.com.

In the press release issued today, representatives for Guru revealed that he and DJ Premier havenגt spoken to each other in over 7 years.

"That's something I don't want to talk about. I don't want to talk about the past. The past is the past. It is what it is. It was great, but that was then and this is now." said Guru.

In regards to his recovery, Solar said that the fansג support has given him the strength to continue to recover.

"The outpouring of love from around the world has been tremendous," Solar said. "I'm reading some of the best e-mails, texts and Twitters that come in and Guru enjoys them. I think that's what has been helping his recovery and what's got him in there fighting."

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:40 am

"The outpouring of love from around the world has been tremendous," Solar said. "I'm reading some of the best e-mails, texts and Twitters that come in and Guru enjoys them.