gusty wingers wrote:real quick take. have you ever thought these "women" don't deserve to be subjected to this thread? you're online posting pictures of women in a thread and forum you are getting bashed in and they are getting bashed as collateral damage. here's a quick 101 for you, seeing as you do this professionally and have never really actually picked up chicks throughout your life. posting pictures online and bragging about how hard you're laying the dick down is a good way to not get laid anymore. i'm not going to be on here talking about how ugly the girls you are with are as long as they are girls, but all of the tranny shit is foul when you can't look your own family in the eyes. stop being proud of that shit and look yourself in the mirror and make a change.
i'd NEVER let any of my lovers know about this place. Not a single relationship has been affected by this. And any woman I'm with would easily see through the pathetic attempts of these sexless haters. Also, I've revealed maybe FOUR out of the literally HUNDREDS of women I've slept with since I've become a porn star. I only show a tiny bit of my sex life here to prove my words aka I only pull out enough DICK to win the contest. I ain't gotta say more, I'm already a sexual legend beyond anyone else EVER on Philaflava. I barely share my wisdom here cause long ago most of the boys here proved they weren't man enough to learn or relate with their own stories of being a sex god. So I pass by when I feel like learning the state of the modern hiffop! caveman.
LOL @ the last line. I am proud of everyone I've put my dick in. My family is good. I've had sex with one transgender person, kissed a few, and kissed a few dudes. I've never sucked one dick and never fucked one male asshole. EVER. I sleep good at night knowing how amazing my sex life is, and how lucky I am that I'm not any other modern pig. I'm changing the world already as Malcolm Lovejoy.
Doogs wrote:Mindbender Futurama wrote:
NOW PASS THE TITTY
or is it
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
NOW PASS THE BABY
in some hoods, they call weed by the street name "titty"... and on the other side of town, it's "baby"
Fuck me life though. I make ONE slightly off-hand joke, and motherfuckers NEVER forget it. Years later. Jesus christ.
tehgiftofgab wrote:Cleanhobos wife is definitely hotter than anything mindbender has touched, especially that smurf bitch
She's fly. Best thing he ever did. I'm proud of that piece of shit. I still won't listen to his dis record.
I still don't believe in monogamous marriage as a relationship style that works for most people, and when I talk about him not having sex with her, he doesn't reply with "actually, we fuck all the time". So, he might have a fly wife, but HE'S so wack, there apparently is no spark, no POP!, no fire, no passion in that loveless, suburban May/December white bread nuclear family union. But if he's happy with her, I'm genuinely happy for him. I'm not that weak and powerless. I wish happy relationships to everyone. But that's why most of y'all HATE ME SO MUCH. Because no matter how wack you say my rhymes are, I ACTUALLY am fucking lots and lots of women and y'all ain't. I know shitloads of somethings that y'all don't have no clues about, even if you type "Bender can't rap and fucks trannies" a million times.
Wanna know the difference between a GOD like Mindbender and dumpster trash devils like half of y'all? I NEVER disrespect the actual people y'all are with. I make milquetoast jokes about them, but NEVER DISRESPECT THEM. I really try not to. But y'all weaklings are so fucking morally filthy, so feckless, so petty, so tiny, so ignorant, so savage, so lame, so bereft of basic human dignity, y'all not only try to shit on my greatness, but you try to slander the people in my love life. I don't even listen to them disses, you know. You just prove to me that you're not worth pissing on if you were approaching death via burning from spontaneous combustion.
Peace to your wife, creamofhobo. War to your Philalife. Is MALEK right? You're separated? So you faking the funk??? Is that why you ain't saying shit in defense? AT LEAST I SPEAK MY FUCKING TRUTH IN DEFENSE AGAINST YOU WEAK DEVILS. So, did you get with her when you were in high school and peaked as a man in life? Did she leave you cause you fell the fuck off so hard in life, and you spend your time begging for battles with MCs you say you hate? What's REALLY good, dawg?
I have over ten lovers. I have way too much amazing paid and unpaid sex with women who love me to give one dirty rat's asshole if any of you excruciatingly wack chumps think they are ugly. A beautiful woman is in my kitchen right now cooking food for us, and I spent all day making porn and fucking another goddess. How y'all living? Anyone living good enough to write their reality here? Go for it.
P.S. One of my lovers gave me the sex noises I used on 'PDA' from masturbating after we fucked for a few hours. She said I've made her squirt more than any sex toy she's ever had, or any other man in her entire life. She enjoyed hearing herself in the song. I'm so good, motherfuckers.
Are you, or are you not pieces of shit? I'm not. I keep trying to do good things for hip hop & the world.
Many of you cannot say the same. Fuck outta here. Come back with an album as good as #JIS, then we can talk.