my hypothesis #1: they have very weak muscles (part of the culture) and so when they wear nike high tops, their ankles cant stand the weight and it causes their feet to fall inward when they walk.EichTurner wrote:^^ whatsup with hipsters all walking kinda pigeon toed
my hypothesis #2: tight jeans. tights jeans pushing in on the hips, pushing the pelvis out, therefore causing the femoral head/greater trochanter to turn inward, resulting in the lateral epicoondyles to shift inward, moving the feet to be "pigeontoed".
or they're just mutated scurvy f*ggots that grew up never learning how to properly walk?!?!?