Eminem gets tea-bagged by Bruno on MTV Awards, lol

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Eminem gets tea-bagged by Bruno on MTV Awards, lol

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Eminem stormed out of the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday night after outrageous funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen literally landed in his lap.

The rapper had just performed a medley of new hits and was sitting in the audience when the daring Brit - as his Austrian fashion expert character Bruno - flew overhead in a dove outfit, chanting, "Ich bin Bruno. Ich bin dove of peace."

Cohen's outrageous alter-ego 'suffered' an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction - baring his naked backside, he landed upside down on rapper Eminem's lap.

The Stan hitmaker screamed, "Are you serious? Are you f**kin' serious?" as his entourage rushed to free the rapper.

What appeared to be a joke quickly turned awkward when it seemed apparent that Eminem wasn't in on the gag.

As a suspended Cohen cracked jokes about the incident, stating, "Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up?" Eminem and his entourage left their seats and walked out of the Universal Ampitheater.

Before the awards started, Cohen was stunning red carpet reporters - he turned up as Bruno, wearing a leopard skin Speedo-style swimming trunks and T-shirt ensemble, topped off with a matching Bavarian hunter's hat.
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out of control.

(you know Eminem loved it)
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Link is down.

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working for now

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damn these fuckers are quick.. i watched it, linked it, tried to watch again and down..

shit is pretty bad though...

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this link here should stay up

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the more i watch it, it looked like em may have been in on it.. cause he didn't even try to push him off till the cameras ran up and got a good close up first plus his boys sat there waiting too
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look at Eminem's face. :nut: x :evil: x :jaz:

NOW he looks like the insane killer he was pretending to be in the '3 A.M.' video.

at this very moment, Marshall Bruce Mathers is writing the angriest rhyme of his entire life.

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i watched it live (self :arrow: ) and it was pretty fucking great. em has never been very good at taking a joke. especially where the gay is involved.

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That display of homosexual obscurity is the equivalent of his last 2 albums.

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If this wasn't a stunt....... :copy: .

Sascha Baron Cohen WINZ @ life.

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:lol: i flipped to the awards during a commercial break just in time to see this. if he went berserk because christina alguilera said he was cute, can you imagine how he will react to this?

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Blockhead wrote:i watched it live (self :arrow: ) and it was pretty fucking great. em has never been very good at taking a joke. especially where the gay is involved.
that's the worst part about Eminem. he can give it good, but never has been able to take it well :nofancy: :omggay:

but to be fair... NO (publicly) heterosexual man in the world would appreciate another man's cock and balls thrust in his face... at a nationally televised award ceremony, no less.

D-12 shoulda started swingin', LOL.

Eminem isn't coming back to the MTV Awards. EVER.
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Mindbender Futurama wrote:NO (publicly) heterosexual man in the world would appreciate another man's cock and balls thrust in his face... .
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Would Cohen have ever done this to a famous black rapper? Is it because Eminem is guilty of being white, or is it because he is a famous skewerer of pop culture until pop culture sits on his face?

Or did I read waaaaay to much into that?

Also, has anyone else mentioned/noticed that Eminem looks kinda like Shamwow guy?

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Employee wrote:If this wasn't a stunt....... :copy: .

Sascha Baron Cohen WINZ @ life.
this wasn't no stunt. did you hear Em?

"are you fucking serious?!?" then *bleep out nuff dialogue*

Eminem has never gotten played so foul. Dude must have lava shooting out his ears, he's so angry.

months of great quotes will come from this. yay hip hop :rofl:
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still CANNOT believe this happened. :ohsh:

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this shits funny as hell.
bruno wins if this was staged or not. :copy:

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dat piff wrote:the more i watch it, it looked like em may have been in on it.. cause he didn't even try to push him off till the cameras ran up and got a good close up first plus his boys sat there waiting too
nah, i don't think so. i mean, with Eminem, i guess you never really know... but honestly, it seems pretty genuine.

although, this could easily be the next level in the "See? I'm Not A Homophobe! I performed 'Stan' With Elton John!" campaign. Phase Two is "Sure I Recently Said I'd Stick My Fucking Dick Inside A Mannequin's Ass, But I'm RELE Not Gay. See How Angrily I Resist A Grundel Kiss From Bruno?"

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are you people serious?

he and his crew just sat still while this dude slowly dropped directly onto his lap, waited a for the camera shot, and then left.

how the hell does this happen if it isn't coordinated?

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unbelievable dickhead wrote:are you people serious?

he and his crew just sat still while this dude slowly dropped directly onto his lap, waited a for the camera shot, and then left.

how the hell does this happen if it isn't coordinated?
fuckin' conspiracy theorists.

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Having just watched it on actual TV, it is clear that this is staged. Look at Eminem trying to stifle a smile before it happens.

Good ending to Bruno though, probably.

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Blockhead wrote:
unbelievable dickhead wrote:are you people serious?

he and his crew just sat still while this dude slowly dropped directly onto his lap, waited a for the camera shot, and then left.

how the hell does this happen if it isn't coordinated?
fuckin' conspiracy theorists.
i'm sayin. the president of interscope got a memo on april 20th saying that bruno's balls are determined to land on eminem's chin. and you want me to believe he didn't know?

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LOL@ people thinking it's staged. If it was staged Eminem would have perpetuated the joke.


But honestly, why the fuck would an extremely rich Eminem willingly agree to participate in a stunt where he lets a grown man dressed up in a gay raver pantless white angel suit stick his balls, taint, and ass cheeks directly in his face while millions of people watched? Unless the dude enjoys a taintmeat sandwich every now and then it makes no sense.

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360 wrote:LOL@ people thinking it's staged. If it was staged Eminem would have perpetuated the joke.


But honestly, why the fuck would an extremely rich Eminem willingly agree to participate in a stunt where he lets a grown man dressed up in a gay raver pantless white angel suit stick his balls, taint, and ass cheeks directly in his face while millions of people watched? Unless the dude enjoys a taintmeat sandwich every now and then it makes no sense.
because it was publicity? and he has a new album? and entertaining? and he's an entertainer?

nah.

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I don't think Eminem had any idea, though I did think the same about Pamela Anderson in Borat and it turned out she was in on it.

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unbelievable dickhead wrote:
360 wrote:LOL@ people thinking it's staged. If it was staged Eminem would have perpetuated the joke.


But honestly, why the fuck would an extremely rich Eminem willingly agree to participate in a stunt where he lets a grown man dressed up in a gay raver pantless white angel suit stick his balls, taint, and ass cheeks directly in his face while millions of people watched? Unless the dude enjoys a taintmeat sandwich every now and then it makes no sense.
because it was publicity? and he has a new album? and entertaining? and he's an entertainer?

nah.
if he really wants the publicity he should have tried to get a role in the new "twilight" movie. that award show was basically a 2 hour advertisement for that crap.
let's not forget, em is no stranger to getting shit on at these award shows. remember when triumph the insult dog pissed him off and he flipped out? that shit was totally real...then, weirdly, for his last two albums, em has been rapping just like triumph the insult dog. coincidence?
i guess we'll never know.

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360 wrote:LOL@ people thinking it's staged. If it was staged Eminem would have perpetuated the joke.


But honestly, why the fuck would an extremely rich Eminem willingly agree to participate in a stunt where he lets a grown man dressed up in a gay raver pantless white angel suit stick his balls, taint, and ass cheeks directly in his face while millions of people watched? Unless the dude enjoys a taintmeat sandwich every now and then it makes no sense.
because he already got shit for not going along with the Triumph thing a few years back. then he tried to nix it by puttin him in his video, but he was too late. he already looked like a douche who couldnt laugh at himself.

this is his way of redeeming himself comedically. by being in on the (totally gay) joke related to a certain to be huge movie.

there is no way cohen and those folks could have the accuracy to drop dude there without eminem jumping up as the guy was heading towards him. that took precision. eminem did a good job of looking mad, but so did pamela anderson at the end of borat.

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Blockhead wrote:if he really wants the publicity he should have tried to get a role in the new "twilight" movie. that award show was basically a 2 hour advertisement for that crap.
for real. it got kind of annoying, but its a pretty smart move from MTV executives who want in on the next generation of consumers.

the good part is, they are also in on the andy samberg phenomenon, which resulted in one of the best ever mtv movie awards. shit was solid comedy, even for an awards show.

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so now, does this mean eminem is gonna rap in a voice that sounds like borat's ass cheeks? :killacam:
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