69 Most Pause-Worthy Lyrics in Rap History

Mindbender Futurama · Post by **Mindbender Futurama** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:50 am

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/06/01 ... p-history/

MAD FUNNY

#1 is

and hella embarrassing. But it's a classic. You will die laughing when you get to it.

there's more than 69 obviously... rap is hella fuckin gay. Add on to these gems if you are so inclined:

גIגll fuck Rupaul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitchesג
-The Notorious B.I.G. גDreamsג

COMPLEX SAYS: We often wonder how T.I. feels about the fact that Big would have rather had sex with a tranvestite than touch his wife?

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גYou can miss me with that גhe canגt rapג shit / Tell them faggot ass niggas to wrap they lips around my dickג
-Young Jeezy גTop Back (Remix)ג

COMPLEX SAYS: We guess you could call that גHomo-Thug Motivation 101″

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shit is jokes

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:56 am

ScholarWenis · Post by **ScholarWenis** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:07 am

This has been done to death, but....

"lets dress up as ladies"

"my ex-girls got balls"

"AYO I GOT TIC TACS IN MY MOUTH WITH A BIG DICK" - redman

Y@k Bollocks · Post by **Y@k Bollocks** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:12 am

There's a Godfather Don line - the track name escapes me - where he says...

'While I give fellatio to your wife,
And teenage kids"

A mind bottling mental image.

Mindbender Futurama · Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:15 pm

did y'all even check the list? or is your hate on auto-spew

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:41 pm

Checked the list. Definitely some funny ones on there...they were reaching for some though. Like it would take a questionable amount of word twisting for that to make the list type stuff.

Anyway, to contribute...

Vast: Opinions are like assholes/I say fuck em...

Sure its followed by "..but Im not a homo" but still if you gotta actually put that in the verse, trash the line and move on.

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:38 pm

we swallow guys shoulda been number 1 for sure.

mud · Post by **mud** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:43 pm

Suck on your Daddy's dick

:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: the rest

Verge · Post by **Verge** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:44 pm

Y@k Bollocks wrote:There's a Godfather Don line - the track name escapes me - where he says...

'While I give fellatio to your wife,
And teenage kids"

A mind bottling mental image.

Lol. He's one of my favorites of all time, but I'll be damned if he doesn't say at least one suspect line in almost every single song.
Kool Keith, too.

Verge · Post by **Verge** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:47 pm

mud wrote:Suck on your Daddy's dick :arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: the rest

I dunno, man.
I haven't read the list, but to me, this is the biggest ayo of all time:
Canibus, 2nd Round KO- "...you might got more cash than me, but DO YOU GOT THE SKILLS TO EAT A N*GGAZ ASS LIKE ME?!"

Just the thought of that line bothers me to this day.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:24 pm

This topic should stay in the dustbin with Fred Durst rock/rap threads and Joey's CRAZY HIJINKS on Friends where it fucking belongs.

For real, saying something potentially

after thousands of bars of lyrics is nowhere near the :blaowarrow: level it takes to go through your record collection to find subliminal moments of gayiety.

the dead poet · Post by **the dead poet** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:35 pm

"mean muggin' maufuckah's wit my hand on my DICK"

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:16 pm

man, they were really reaching on a bunch of those. like REAAALLLLLY reaching.
i still contend that the best

lyric of all time is from da bushwackass on "ruff rugged n' raw" where one of them says
"i get hardcore like vanessa del rio in skin flicks,
all by myself i could hit up ten dicks"

maclethal · Post by **maclethal** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:21 pm

Nice and Smooth are the kings of these type of lyrics:

"'Got outta my about eight
And then I called Greg Nice cause it wasn't too late
To get some skins and come around the block
Cause man, my tip is harder than a rock
He said bet"

"I see your body, I see your booty
Jack Lalanne ain't get you fruity
Spankin me up down, givin me a frown"

"Usher where's the balcony?
Damn my dick is hard baby"

"Greg Nice, my life's like a fairy tale"

sean · Post by **sean** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:27 pm

no way am i gonna sift through that site to read all of those.

but tell me, did they quote l.l. when he said, "i love you more than a man who's ten feet tall?"

and even if that line isn't a yellow arrow, does anyone know what the fuck that line even means?

is he saying he has more love to give than a 10 foot tall man?
wat?

or is he saying he loves you more than he loves his tall friend?

wat?

hellbound.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:29 pm

sean wrote:no way am i gonna sift through that site to read all of those.

but tell me, did they quote l.l. when he said, "i love you more than a man who's ten feet tall?"

and even if that line isn't a yellow arrow, does anyone know what the fuck that line even means?

is he saying he has more love to give than a 10 foot tall man?
wat?

or is he saying he loves you more than he loves his tall friend?

wat?

hellbound.

He's locked in an internal struggle with his own burgeoning inclination towards homosexuality in a male-dominated industry.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:31 pm

#1

I'm Mindbender Motherfucking Futurama

Super faggotry in growl form.

maclethal · Post by **maclethal** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:42 pm

Velvet Underground has a song about love making you feel 10 feet tall.

I don't know if Todd fucks/ed with Lou Reid though.

ape9 · Post by **ape9** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:49 pm

Royce 59

"I am human anal probe"

Verge · Post by **Verge** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:59 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:This topic should stay in the dustbin with Fred Durst rock/rap threads and Joey's CRAZY HIJINKS on Friends where it fucking belongs.

For real, saying something potentially after thousands of bars of lyrics is nowhere near the :blaowarrow: level it takes to go through your record collection to find subliminal moments of gayiety.

Yeah, I agree this topic is played, but it never gets old cause emcees keep saying gay shit and/or heads keep noticing more gay shit that has been said. And some of them are just plain hilarious. I haven't checked that list, BTW.
And I really doubt and hope that nobody is going through their collections looking for gay lines.

It's from the memory of stopping the tape or whatever and saying,"What the fuck did he just say? Hold up..."
Emcees get paid to write and rhyme. They should notice well before something makes it to a recorded medium if something sounded a bit gay.

I always thought it sounded funny when Method Man said,"I wanna break fool, cock me back." Throw a leprechaun accent on that and it's mad

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:46 pm

Verge wrote: some of them are just plain hilarious.
And I really doubt and hope that nobody is going through their collections looking for gay lines.

Yep. Shits just funny. For example the uberfamous "Me ex-girl's got balls" line never gets old.

Same as another not suspect (in that way) famous line..."Dizzy Gillespie played the sax"...Shits just funny is all.