50 Cent needs to do stand-up comedy now
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50 Cent needs to do stand-up comedy now
cause I don't care about hearing his new album, but THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS:
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calling Rick Ross's new group "Triple Cheese" =
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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calling Rick Ross's new group "Triple Cheese" =
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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You're a fag, though.Mindbender Futurama wrote:cause I don't care about hearing his new album, but THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS:
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calling Rick Ross's new group "Triple Cheese" =
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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Not you, though.Mindbender Futurama wrote:
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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........Odnet wrote:Not you, though.Mindbender Futurama wrote:
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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Word. For one thing he'd need a car.Odnet wrote:Not you, though.Mindbender Futurama wrote:
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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Fuck you, guys. He sells weed out of Dodge Neon rental.Thun wrote:Word. For one thing he'd need a car.Odnet wrote:Not you, though.Mindbender Futurama wrote:
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
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I used to, til I Jay-Z'd myself (retire from the drug game before getting arrested). Can't deal dope forever, like Dead Prez and Outlawz sez. Wise words. How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record? I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...Employee wrote:Fuck you, guys. He sells weed out of Dodge Neon rental.Thun wrote:Word. For one thing he'd need a car.Odnet wrote:Not you, though.Mindbender Futurama wrote:
"you could do that selling units OUT THE TRUNK"
thread is not about me, Rahj faggot.
50 is FUNNY for real
the look in his eyes when he is crying? priceless
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What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?Mindbender Futurama wrote:
I used to, til I Jay-Z'd myself (retire from the drug game before getting arrested). Can't deal dope forever, like Dead Prez and Outlawz sez. Wise words. How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record? I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
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half pound, repeatedly. when I was about to be moving a pound every 3 days, i was like "fuck this, my phone's gonna get tapped soon if i keep this up" and retired after I went to Cuba (the first time).Employee wrote:What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?Mindbender Futurama wrote:
I used to, til I Jay-Z'd myself (retire from the drug game before getting arrested). Can't deal dope forever, like Dead Prez and Outlawz sez. Wise words. How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record? I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
one of my good friends just got busted last week and is GONE for 3-5.
i'm very happy to be a low-level customer these days... and making music is increasingly a better buzz than smoking. getting my Eminem/Relapse on
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hahaha hommie you got spooked over moving half ps in fucking CANADA?? thats insane, your phone would not have been tapped over such small amounts, i call bullshitMindbender Futurama wrote:half pound, repeatedly. when I was about to be moving a pound every 3 days, i was like "fuck this, my phone's gonna get tapped soon if i keep this up" and retired after I went to Cuba (the first time).Employee wrote:What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?Mindbender Futurama wrote:
I used to, til I Jay-Z'd myself (retire from the drug game before getting arrested). Can't deal dope forever, like Dead Prez and Outlawz sez. Wise words. How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record? I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
one of my good friends just got busted last week and is GONE for 3-5.
i'm very happy to be a low-level customer these days... and making music is increasingly a better buzz than smoking. getting my Eminem/Relapse on
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considering I sold for 7 years straight, when my amounts started really increasing, i feel like i did the smart thing. you either get booked or you get away with the crime, and most criminals have no fucking idea when they are going to get caught cause they are so greedy, so i did the smart thing. the fact that i can say i never once got booked (OR robbed, just as importantly) when most of the people i know did, is something i'm happy about. I sold to so many rappers that I forget some of them. Call bullshit on yourself, son. I moved 3 pounds in one two week span and thought "hey, it's getting kinda heavy here". if you ship kilos and tons of weed, good for you. stay outta jail. i'm happy with my time in the game. Drug dealing is not all that it's cracked up to be. I'm fucking ecstatic that my ending was my choice, not somebody else's.senorhaha wrote:hahaha hommie you got spooked over moving half ps in fucking CANADA?? thats insane, your phone would not have been tapped over such small amounts, i call bullshitMindbender Futurama wrote:half pound, repeatedly. when I was about to be moving a pound every 3 days, i was like "fuck this, my phone's gonna get tapped soon if i keep this up" and retired after I went to Cuba (the first time).Employee wrote:What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?Mindbender Futurama wrote:
I used to, til I Jay-Z'd myself (retire from the drug game before getting arrested). Can't deal dope forever, like Dead Prez and Outlawz sez. Wise words. How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record? I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
one of my good friends just got busted last week and is GONE for 3-5.
i'm very happy to be a low-level customer these days... and making music is increasingly a better buzz than smoking. getting my Eminem/Relapse on
How am I stupid? I caked off, took a trip to Cuba with my girl, and passed my business to the next generation. couldn't have ended better.
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Oh wow. You were a real big-time drug dealer there. 3 whole pounds? in two weeks? wow. that's what, a little over 2 ounces a day? I did that when I was 14. selling dimes.Mindbender Futurama wrote:I moved 3 pounds in one two week span and thought "hey, it's getting kinda heavy here".
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HE CREEPS...
Watch as he re-enters his thread, searching for any possible reason, no matter how trivial or far-reaching, to talk and post about himself and some experience(s) that seriously NOBODY wants to read or asked him to share. Suddenly, he notices this:
A tongue-in-cheek comment that is more of a thinly veiled גmb is a broke bitchג joke...observe as the creature leaps towards this comment and straddles it with his panty-clad groin for the opportunity to talk about himself again:Employee wrote: Fuck you, guys. He sells weed out of Dodge Neon rental.
Be wary, my friends, as the black jeff goldblum of גFliesג implies that he will one day be on a world tour. Observe as he fails to realize his criminal record or lack thereof has nothing to do with his inability to truly tour the world and get promotion and venues adequate for someone who actually does tour the world. Watch as he ignores the obvious fact that a sensational criminal record could only boost his popularity which is near nil right now. Deep in the recesses of his mind, he ponders Drakeגs assassination, but then quickly relinquishes the idea when he realizes he cannot afford any weapon to commit the act.Mindbender Futurama wrote:How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record?
Pay attention, comrades, as MB could not possibly stop with his effusive self-awareness and praise and glorification, but instead takes it to an entirely new level of trivial egomania as he namedrops Sean P as one of his גcustiesג as if Sean P used to frequent Canada just to get his bud from some bumblefuck no-name rapper when obviously the only encounter these two people had was Sean P telling MB, גI DONגT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE, NIGGAג after MB told him he was Pגs biggest fan and had his own record out that he would love for him to hear. Then P told him that he would sell him a CD AND take a picture with him for $15,000.00.Mindbender Futurama wrote:I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
Employee wrote: What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?
Ah, mi amigos! The trap has been set. Employee, veteran and vanguard, deftly employs the magical bait. He asks a question...one which he is not even remotely serious about, one whose answer really is of no significance to him, and one that is made PURELY to bait dumb muthafuckas who look like aliens but resemble none of the intelligence aliens are supposed to have. Predictably...IT BITES!!
iMAGINE THE LAUGHTER!!! The glorious applause as Employee reads his dinner. In this bout with insanity, MB manages to imply that he could afford a cell phone plan or phone or pre-paid phone. He also implies that he was a big enough pusher to warrant cell phone tapping. (Editorגs note: when you are getting sonned by someone who left the boards and facebook out of fear that it could come back to hurt him some day, you are really fucking failing). He further implies that he could afford airfare or even plywood for a feasible raft to travel to Cuba. He then explains that his friend is serving (a quite vague) 3 to 5 years (as though he just remembered listening to the phrase ג3 to 5ג from some rap song or BEEF DVD he just watched on youtube on the free wifi computer in the mcdonalds ) And of course...the inevitable comparison to Eminem.Mindbender Futurama wrote:half pound, repeatedly. when I was about to be moving a pound every 3 days, i was like "fuck this, my phone's gonna get tapped soon if i keep this up" and retired after I went to Cuba (the first time). one of my good friends just got busted last week and is GONE for 3-5. i'm very happy to be a low-level customer these days... and making music is increasingly a better buzz than smoking. getting my Eminem/Relapse on
Watch as he adds a new detail about Cuba ג that he went with a girl. The fabrication continues with each post. Laugh out loud, folks. This is the diary of a beast who knows no bounds of stupidity or ego. This is a man who implies because, hey, an imp lies.Mindbender Futurama wrote: I caked off, took a trip to Cuba with my girl, and passed my business to the next generation. couldn't have ended better.
Yeah...the dude brought me out of lurking with a diss song and all...lolGranger, Revis & Jete wrote:mindbender just likened himself to Jay-Z & Eminem because he dealt marijuana in Canada
he also said that he "caked off"
the yankees winning and mindbender's new heights of stupidity and egomania and hyperbole nobody believes really makes it hard for a lurker not to post
Lol, don't make me post it again Mindbender....argggh
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Mindbender Futurama wrote:thread is not about me
Mindbender Futurama wrote:considering I sold for 7 years straight, when my amounts started really increasing, i feel like i did the smart thing. you either get booked or you get away with the crime, and most criminals have no fucking idea when they are going to get caught cause they are so greedy, so i did the smart thing. the fact that i can say i never once got booked (OR robbed, just as importantly) when most of the people i know did, is something i'm happy about. I sold to so many rappers that I forget some of them. Call bullshit on yourself, son. I moved 3 pounds in one two week span and thought "hey, it's getting kinda heavy here". if you ship kilos and tons of weed, good for you. stay outta jail. i'm happy with my time in the game. Drug dealing is not all that it's cracked up to be. I'm fucking ecstatic that my ending was my choice, not somebody else's.
How am I stupid? I caked off, took a trip to Cuba with my girl, and passed my business to the next generation. couldn't have ended better.
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you serious? haha! doggy, 3 pounds in 2 weeks! greatjob! "passed my buisness to the next generation" hahahaha thats the best part, that level of sales is a fucking hobby, not a business , you crazy hahaMindbender Futurama wrote:considering I sold for 7 years straight, when my amounts started really increasing, i feel like i did the smart thing. you either get booked or you get away with the crime, and most criminals have no fucking idea when they are going to get caught cause they are so greedy, so i did the smart thing. the fact that i can say i never once got booked (OR robbed, just as importantly) when most of the people i know did, is something i'm happy about. I sold to so many rappers that I forget some of them. Call bullshit on yourself, son. I moved 3 pounds in one two week span and thought "hey, it's getting kinda heavy here". if you ship kilos and tons of weed, good for you. stay outta jail. i'm happy with my time in the game. Drug dealing is not all that it's cracked up to be. I'm fucking ecstatic that my ending was my choice, not somebody else's.senorhaha wrote:hahaha hommie you got spooked over moving half ps in fucking CANADA?? thats insane, your phone would not have been tapped over such small amounts, i call bullshitMindbender Futurama wrote:half pound, repeatedly. when I was about to be moving a pound every 3 days, i was like "fuck this, my phone's gonna get tapped soon if i keep this up" and retired after I went to Cuba (the first time).Employee wrote:What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?Mindbender Futurama wrote:
I used to, til I Jay-Z'd myself (retire from the drug game before getting arrested). Can't deal dope forever, like Dead Prez and Outlawz sez. Wise words. How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record? I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
one of my good friends just got busted last week and is GONE for 3-5.
i'm very happy to be a low-level customer these days... and making music is increasingly a better buzz than smoking. getting my Eminem/Relapse on
How am I stupid? I caked off, took a trip to Cuba with my girl, and passed my business to the next generation. couldn't have ended better.
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As we reported ... there were rumblings about 50 snagging movie rights for Tekashi ... and now we know it'll be part of the scripted series.