HE CREEPS...
Watch as he re-enters his thread, searching for any possible reason, no matter how trivial or far-reaching, to talk and post about himself and some experience(s) that seriously NOBODY wants to read or asked him to share. Suddenly, he notices this:
Employee wrote: Fuck you, guys. He sells weed out of Dodge Neon rental.
A tongue-in-cheek comment that is more of a thinly veiled גmb is a broke bitchג joke...observe as the creature leaps towards this comment and straddles it with his panty-clad groin for the opportunity to talk about himself again:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:How am I gonna tour the world if I got a criminal record?
Be wary, my friends, as the black jeff goldblum of גFliesג implies that he will one day be on a world tour. Observe as he fails to realize his criminal record or lack thereof has nothing to do with his inability to truly tour the world and get promotion and venues adequate for someone who actually does tour the world. Watch as he ignores the obvious fact that a sensational criminal record could only boost his popularity which is near nil right now. Deep in the recesses of his mind, he ponders Drakeגs assassination, but then quickly relinquishes the idea when he realizes he cannot afford any weapon to commit the act.
Mindbender Futurama wrote:I stopped selling weed a few years ago... Sean P was one of my last big custies, ha ha...
Pay attention, comrades, as MB could not possibly stop with his effusive self-awareness and praise and glorification, but instead takes it to an entirely new level of trivial egomania as he namedrops Sean P as one of his גcustiesג as if Sean P used to frequent Canada just to get his bud from some bumblefuck no-name rapper when obviously the only encounter these two people had was Sean P telling MB, גI DONגT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE, NIGGAג after MB told him he was Pגs biggest fan and had his own record out that he would love for him to hear. Then P told him that he would sell him a CD AND take a picture with him for $15,000.00.
Employee wrote: What is the most weight you've moved in one transaction...?
Ah, mi amigos! The trap has been set. Employee, veteran and vanguard, deftly employs the magical bait. He asks a question...one which he is not even remotely serious about, one whose answer really is of no significance to him, and one that is made PURELY to bait dumb muthafuckas who look like aliens but resemble none of the intelligence aliens are supposed to have. Predictably...IT BITES!!
Mindbender Futurama wrote:half pound, repeatedly. when I was about to be moving a pound every 3 days, i was like "fuck this, my phone's gonna get tapped soon if i keep this up" and retired after I went to Cuba (the first time). one of my good friends just got busted last week and is GONE for 3-5. i'm very happy to be a low-level customer these days... and making music is increasingly a better buzz than smoking. getting my Eminem/Relapse on
iMAGINE THE LAUGHTER!!! The glorious applause as Employee reads his dinner. In this bout with insanity, MB manages to imply that he could afford a cell phone plan or phone or pre-paid phone. He also implies that he was a big enough pusher to warrant cell phone tapping. (Editorגs note: when you are getting sonned by someone who left the boards and facebook out of fear that it could come back to hurt him some day, you are really fucking failing). He further implies that he could afford airfare or even plywood for a feasible raft to travel to Cuba. He then explains that his friend is serving (a quite vague) 3 to 5 years (as though he just remembered listening to the phrase ג3 to 5ג from some rap song or BEEF DVD he just watched on youtube on the free wifi computer in the mcdonalds ) And of course...the inevitable comparison to Eminem.
Mindbender Futurama wrote: I caked off, took a trip to Cuba with my girl, and passed my business to the next generation. couldn't have ended better.
Watch as he adds a new detail about Cuba ג that he went with a girl. The fabrication continues with each post. Laugh out loud, folks. This is the diary of a beast who knows no bounds of stupidity or ego. This is a man who implies because, hey, an imp lies.
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