Battle Rap Vid Thread (KOTD, URL, iBattle, etc.)

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:07 pm

Glowing praise for The Saurus in that post. Glowing.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:09 pm

Moolah wrote:Glowing praise for The Saurus in that post. Glowing.

Quit crying, faggot.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:10 pm

Employee wrote:
Moolah wrote:Glowing praise for The Saurus in that post. Glowing.
Quit crying, faggot.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:52 pm

http://twitpic.com/7n8kzu

Dizaster vs. Megadef

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:12 am

i think it's unfair to say saurus isn't good in this format. he writes really well for these

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:27 am

Reason wrote:i think it's unfair to say saurus isn't good in this format. he writes really well for these

You've got an ear for this so I have to believe you're being generous in your analysis for the sake of it. His whole delivery is played out. Especially when it comes to bustin' his money shots (nh). A lot of his lines are recycled and his whiny nature when anyone gets in a shot at him is lame. Yeah, he can cut fools up in a grandiose fashion. But only a tenth of the time. Not a hot average

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:14 am

no don't get me twisted, all i mean is what i say, and all i said is he writes really well. i hate his voice, delivery, face, and how bitchmade he was when he tried to post here quite unsuccessfully, and i hate his music too

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:31 am

Reason wrote:i think it's unfair to say saurus isn't good in this format. he writes really well for these

He can definitely write but honestly, I think it just got tiring hearing the same shit from him each time.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:02 am

i never paid too much attention to the WRCs or when he beat fools in Scribble Jam so i guess its probably different from me. i will say that he took a pretty big loss to Cortez and Philly Swain. him and Illmac beat themselves in the Grand Prix (sorry Moolah). there's a few more battles i'm missing that i know he lost in. but, he beat Madness, Everybody Knows, and its debatable against Real Deal.

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:18 am

i don't like the 1 round unlimited format. i love rebuttals yo

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:58 am

Reason wrote:i don't like the 1 round unlimited format. i love rebuttals yo

not fan of them either. every once in a while and done as a promo is cool. but other than that, i think fools do that because they can't either freestyle rebuttals or they want to get all three rounds out of the way in one round. i just hope that they don't use that format for a whole bunch of battles coming up.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:39 pm

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:34 pm

ardamus wrote:its debatable against Real Deal.

Real heads know that Real Deal destroyed him in that battle! imho one of the best performances by anyone ever.

"I don't know what's worse, trying to read your poker face or listening to your wack tracks,
It looks like you told someone "hit me", during blackjack, and they repeatedly hit you with a black jack,
Randy Orton legend killer turning Grizzle to his last dance,
I'm the face of Grind Time Now you're the reason Scribble had a gas mask."

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Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:42 pm

Moolah wrote:
ardamus wrote:its debatable against Real Deal.
Real heads know that Real Deal destroyed him in that battle! imho one of the best performances by anyone ever.

"I don't know what's worse, trying to read your poker face or listening to your wack tracks,
It looks like you told someone "hit me", during blackjack, and they repeatedly hit you with a black jack,
Randy Orton legend killer turning Grizzle to his last dance,
I'm the face of Grind Time Now you're the reason Scribble had a gas mask."

/

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:45 pm

^Whole battle is flames, bruv.

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Also around the same time I realised that The Saurus uses the same rhyme scheme for damn near every line.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:59 pm

Moolah wrote:^Whole battle is flames, bruv.

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Also around the same time I realised that The Saurus uses the same rhyme scheme for damn near every line.

Damn.

"You perspire so much in battles it's like watching a faggot melt..."

"We were making music, you were writing for battles that didn't happen yet, Flippin' through pages of his loose leaf every page there'd be a new sheet, If he's black and sort of fat he's Warren Sapp, if he's Asian than he's Bruce Lee..."

Real Deal murked The Saurus.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:03 pm

@ "Now Dan said you ate out a porn star, I said "He's hideous, NEVER!", Then I looked at your face and realized that shit has a texture that's ribbed for her pleasure"

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:06 pm

I would love to see Real Deal on Smack/URL.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:08 pm

Moolah wrote:I would love to see Real Deal on Smack/URL.

The Saurus might be the gayest rapper on earth:

"Okay yeah, I'll battle the winner of the next battle at the championship if they put up their $1,500 against my $1,500. I'm a gambler!"

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:09 pm

If you haven't seen much Real Deal, Emp, you need to see more.

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This one is possibly more brutal than The Saurus battle.

"Back in high school this kid was hick as it gets,
You went from Pantera shows to bumpin' 50 cassettes,
Well daaaaaaamn wigga, in high school you was the Graaaaaand Wizard,
what the fuck happened to you?
You went from KKK, to Ay Bay Bay,
To dating skeezers from the 'Zay with Shenaynay's braids"

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Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:17 pm

Moolah wrote:If you haven't seen much Real Deal, Emp, you need to see more.

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This one is possibly more brutal than The Saurus battle.

"Back in high school this kid was hick as it gets,
You went from Pantera shows to bumpin' 50 cassettes,
Well daaaaaaamn wigga, in high school you was the Graaaaaand Wizard,
what the fuck happened to you?
You went from KKK, to Ay Bay Bay,
To dating skeezers from the 'Zay with Shenaynay's braids"

Listening to this now. This is great.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:40 pm

Moolah wrote:^Whole battle is flames, bruv.

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Also around the same time I realised that The Saurus uses the same rhyme scheme for damn near every line.

Too close to call, IMO. Real Deal got it, so don't get it twisted. I said its debatable because I know some kids who think The Saurus won and they're not even dickriders of his style.

Now that Ex-I battle and the one with Cortez.....definitely bodybags.

And actually, Real Deal was in talks with Smack/Url but nothing has been worked out yet. Hopefully that can happen. Hell, if Tsu Surf is down for battling Dirtbag Dan, Soul Khan can get chance to body Fox from SONS, and Okwerdz almost got a battle with Midwest Miles, Real Deal shouldn't have a problem getting in that league. Then again, I know he was offered to battle Swave Sevah or someone else but it didn't make sense they were both in Grind Time anyway.

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:20 pm

real deal lost to ness lee though, as much as i love him, ness lee got him

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:40 pm

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:53 pm

H.E. · Post by **H.E.** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:51 am

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:57 am

Bowers is a beast. Good battle against Diz.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:15 am

H.E. · Post by **H.E.** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:52 pm

ardamus wrote:Bowers is a beast. Good battle against Diz.

I felt Diz won that one.

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:19 pm

OMFG there is too much to watch now, jesus. it'll take me a while to catch up

BUT I CAN'T WAIT