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Did that dude just show his colostomy bag?

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drobizhek wrote:Did that dude just show his colostomy bag?
Yeah and I ran into the homie, Proverb, and asked him about it. Apparently, dude tried to rob the kid he claimed he shot. The dude that he robbed caught that dude slippin'......and shot him. So that dude went to the cops and pointed that dude out. Thats why he got his card pulled. And dude is still alive but he claimed the dude was dead.
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I didn't realize Hitman Holla was such a good college B-Ball Player

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Apparently, he's supposed to be playing ball in Europe.
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ardamus wrote:
drobizhek wrote:Did that dude just show his colostomy bag?
Yeah and I ran into the homie, Proverb, and asked him about it. Apparently, dude tried to rob the kid he claimed he shot. The dude that he robbed caught that dude slippin'......and shot him. So that dude went to the cops and pointed that dude out. Thats why he got his card pulled. And dude is still alive but he claimed the dude was dead.
Damn

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drobizhek wrote:
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drobizhek wrote:Did that dude just show his colostomy bag?
Yeah and I ran into the homie, Proverb, and asked him about it. Apparently, dude tried to rob the kid he claimed he shot. The dude that he robbed caught that dude slippin'......and shot him. So that dude went to the cops and pointed that dude out. Thats why he got his card pulled. And dude is still alive but he claimed the dude was dead.
Damn
I know, right? Dude's crew was about to fight in there, too, over that. But luckily it didn't get too crazy especially in the spot they were battling in. Island Cafe is fucking tiny ass place but has been known for some hood shit to pop off there.
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mild chad for the win!.. he needed that one

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I LOL'ed hard at the Biker Mice From Mars line.

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Donations for Hitman Holla vs. Hollow Da Don are up.
http://www.gofundme.com/hitman-vs-hollow

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dope battle
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START DONATING NOW
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:rofl: at donating money to release a youtube battle rap video.

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Moolah wrote::rofl: at donating money to release a youtube battle rap video.
Actually, its smart on SMACK's part. They make money off that URL shit and got a strong fanbase. I'm talking Nelly and Drake betting a stack of G's on that Hitman Holla vs. Hollow Da Don battle kind of shit. Refer to that video to why he did it this way.

Only problem I see with this is questioning where the money goes. Is it going to the battlers? Is it going towards expenses that need to be covered they couldn't cover before (staff,editors,etc.)? Or they caking up for the future events (which SMACK implied that he's trying to get Madison Square Garden)? Also, he may tire his fans from donating. So who knows. To URL's credit, the Tsu Surf/K Shine shit was a success.
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ardamus wrote:
Moolah wrote::rofl: at donating money to release a youtube battle rap video.
Actually, its smart on SMACK's part. They make money off that URL shit and got a strong fanbase. I'm talking Nelly and Drake betting a stack of G's on that Hitman Holla vs. Hollow Da Don battle kind of shit. Refer to that video to why he did it this way.

Only problem I see with this is questioning where the money goes. Is it going to the battlers? Is it going towards expenses that need to be covered they couldn't cover before (staff,editors,etc.)? Or they caking up for the future events (which SMACK implied that he's trying to get Madison Square Garden)? Also, he may tire his fans from donating. So who knows. To URL's credit, the Tsu Surf/K Shine shit was a success.
Holla said him and Hollow put up 10 K and it's only at 13 percent.
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Hitman/Hollow battle is suppose to drop today
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It better. Not sure if SMACK can get away with everytime but the first time with the K-Shine/Tsu Surf battle, it worked like a charm.
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Versive wrote:
COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:
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COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:
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this is awesome

mac lethal was really on point AND funny, he got this one imo
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It would take some time to properly expound on everything wrong with this clip in particular and to a lesser extent, much of this thread. Suffice it to say, that clip was really, really, really painful to watch and hear. Awkward does not even do it justice.
You do realize that more skill was on display in that clip than in pretty much every other one posted though, right? I'm most likely in agreement with whatever you'd want to argue, but I thought I'd point that out.
Word. I would probably say that the Dirt vs. Pumpkinhead was actually kinda good. This one was just...very confusing watching two white guys debate their "blackness" or lack thereof; accapella, in a room filled with black people.

America.
For real. Combine that with the heated gayness debate and you've got a pretty weird sociological experiment going on.
i won't take the typical route and just call you a bunch of old fogey boom-bap raptors, but come on, nobody needs to discuss the merits of the subject matter/context/profiles involved in this battle. i'm just lol'ing at mac lethal going "quadruple time" and i like the cleverness of the multis infused with wordplay. yea that's right you old fogey boom-bap raptors, multis infused with wordplay

everything you guys said is true but that truth and the fact that there is a bunch of entertaining writing going on are mutually exclusive
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And it's FINALLY here

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ardamus wrote:
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Iג€™m aware of itג€™s :lastweek: ness but it seemed relevant to the topic

Plus these videos mock grind time, which I hate with a passion
don't take it personal, nigga, goddamn calm down. we get it, you're not fan of the battle vids and you like the parody shit. i wasn't hating on the fact you posted it; just saying it was old. that part 2 is new though; glad they made it. anyways.......

Nocando>>>>>>>>
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this was awesome...maybe my favorite i've seen this thread
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Magneto wrote:And it's FINALLY here

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:lol: @ Hollow in the 3rd round. I see why people said it was close.
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Reason wrote:
ardamus wrote:
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Iג€™m aware of itג€™s :lastweek: ness but it seemed relevant to the topic

Plus these videos mock grind time, which I hate with a passion
don't take it personal, nigga, goddamn calm down. we get it, you're not fan of the battle vids and you like the parody shit. i wasn't hating on the fact you posted it; just saying it was old. that part 2 is new though; glad they made it. anyways.......

Nocando>>>>>>>>
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this was awesome...maybe my favorite i've seen this thread
He's one of my top. Can battle and makes some dope music.
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ardamus wrote:
Magneto wrote:And it's FINALLY here

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:lol: @ Hollow in the 3rd round. I see why people said it was close.
I think Hollow got him all 3 rounds. Pretty easily. The stuff he said that went over people's heads. And his rebuttles were crazy.

"I don't need a K for y'all
I'm Doe boy when it's time to ride, I let the Trey out the car"
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Reason wrote:
ardamus wrote:
Panama wrote:ardamus


Iג€™m aware of itג€™s :lastweek: ness but it seemed relevant to the topic

Plus these videos mock grind time, which I hate with a passion
don't take it personal, nigga, goddamn calm down. we get it, you're not fan of the battle vids and you like the parody shit. i wasn't hating on the fact you posted it; just saying it was old. that part 2 is new though; glad they made it. anyways.......

Nocando>>>>>>>>
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this was awesome...maybe my favorite i've seen this thread
Mr Soo's youtube videos >>>>> Actual battles.

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Dizaster vs. SMP at WD2. Couldn't embed it for someone.

http://www.kingofthedot.com/smpdizwd2.php
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Ness Lee vs. 9DM
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Speaking of Ness Lee
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battles Dirtbag Dan on crutches and kills it
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ardamus wrote:
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ardamus wrote:
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Iג€™m aware of itג€™s :lastweek: ness but it seemed relevant to the topic

Plus these videos mock grind time, which I hate with a passion
don't take it personal, nigga, goddamn calm down. we get it, you're not fan of the battle vids and you like the parody shit. i wasn't hating on the fact you posted it; just saying it was old. that part 2 is new though; glad they made it. anyways.......

Nocando>>>>>>>>
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this was awesome...maybe my favorite i've seen this thread
He's one of my top. Can battle and makes some dope music.
yea i've been wearing out jimmy the lock
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Ness Lee is dope. He has some nice tracks, too.

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