REVISITED: Vast Aire - "Look Mom...No Hands"

Rob Sonic · Post by **Rob Sonic** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:31 pm

I'm laughing.... from out side the thread.

Alias@anticon.com · Post by **Alias@anticon.com** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:11 pm

from his myspace rant to Cage:

"WHAT PART OF NEW YORK DO YOU LIVE IN NOW? THE TRASH CAN?"

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:12 pm

Versive wrote:WOOM

GUCCI CONDOMS · Post by **GUCCI CONDOMS** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:39 pm

Alias@anticon.com wrote:from his myspace rant to Cage:

"WHAT PART OF NEW YORK DO YOU LIVE IN NOW? THE TRASH CAN?"

was this a thinly veiled vordul diss?

battlecatmeowstab212 · Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:06 pm

Half of the album is horrid, but the tracks with producers who know how to best use Vast are among the best of his post-CanOx output.

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zombie · Post by **zombie** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:43 pm

Brougham33 wrote:
WE CAN SHOOT THE FARE ONE WITH A CAMERA ON SINCE YOU LIKE TO MAKE SEENS!!! CAGE IS A WANNABE THUG WITH FAKE PAIN!!!!????
My favorite part, mostly for the question marks at the end.

Agree with what most people said, uneven album. Posse Slash and the title track were dope to me.

what is he even trying to say there?

I never really understood it.

"We can "shoot the fare one" (???) with a camera..."

(I'm dying over the Oscar the grouch picture...)

Tical Swords · Post by **Tical Swords** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:04 am

this is my first time seeing that rant cause i don't know much about cannibal ox or any of them cats but that rants hilarious

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:51 am

zombie wrote:
what is he even trying to say there?

I never really understood it.

"We can "shoot the fare one" (???) with a camera..."

infinite facepalm/infinite arrows

maclethal · Post by **maclethal** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:05 am

"YOUR DAD USED TO PUT HIS FINGER BUTT WHILE HE DID HERON"

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:05 am

Did someone here say that Vordul has mental health problems and is homeless?

Reggie · Post by **Reggie** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:33 am

zombie wrote:what is he even trying to say there?

I never really understood it.

"We can "shoot the fare one" (???) with a camera..."

To "shoot a fair one" is to have a one-on-one fight. The part about the camera is likely a reference to Camu Tao's photographed and arguable "beat down" of Copywrite, at which Cage (and maybe Yak Ballz?) was in attendance.

Alias@anticon.com · Post by **Alias@anticon.com** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:03 am

maclethal wrote:"YOUR DAD USED TO PUT HIS FINGER BUTT WHILE HE DID HERON"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgP_wiBOpZA

DLG · Post by **DLG** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:35 am

SLOB BLOB SWEAT PANTS

still funny

The ILLatino · Post by **The ILLatino** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:42 am

Despite some strong production, I couldn't get into this album. His slow flow only sounds good to me in contrast to someone else on a track (Vordul for the most part).

GUCCI CONDOMS · Post by **GUCCI CONDOMS** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:19 pm

Reggie wrote:
zombie wrote:what is he even trying to say there?

I never really understood it.

"We can "shoot the fare one" (???) with a camera..."
To "shoot a fair one" is to have a one-on-one fight. The part about the camera is likely a reference to Camu Tao's photographed and arguable "beat down" of Copywrite, at which Cage (and maybe Yak Ballz?) was in attendance.

word, it somewhat makes sense, but is still mad funny due to the laughable misspelling of "fair" and the unknown reasoning behind the excessive usage of quotation marks

GUCCI CONDOMS · Post by **GUCCI CONDOMS** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:20 pm

Moolah wrote:Did someone here say that Vordul has mental health problems and is homeless?

yup, and Alaska refuses to help him...there was a whole thread on this a year or two ago

Sylissez · Post by **Sylissez** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:24 pm

Moolah wrote:Did someone here say that Vordul has mental health problems and is homeless?

BUT NOW HE'S ROOMING WITH CAGE????

THE RENT IS 2 BOOTS AND A FISH SKELETON A MONTH?????

COOLEHMAGAZINE · Post by **COOLEHMAGAZINE** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:32 pm

Vordul's not homeless. Nor does he have anything to do with this.

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:33 pm

Alias@anticon.com · Post by **Alias@anticon.com** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:38 pm

COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:VORDUL'S NOT HOMELESS???!!! NOR DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS???!!!

fixed.

GUCCI CONDOMS · Post by **GUCCI CONDOMS** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:45 pm

Alias@anticon.com wrote:
COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:VORDUL'S NOT HOMELESS???!!! NOR DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS???!!!
fixed.

shit is intrepid god

Alias@anticon.com · Post by **Alias@anticon.com** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:57 pm

Race Car Bed Sleeping Rapist Virgin wrote:
Alias@anticon.com wrote:
COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:VORDUL'S NOT HOMELESS???!!! NOR DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS???!!!
fixed.
shit is intrepid god

one might also say that this shit is bananas.

The ILLatino · Post by **The ILLatino** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:42 pm

Sylissez wrote:
Moolah wrote:Did someone here say that Vordul has mental health problems and is homeless?
BUT NOW HE'S ROOMING WITH CAGE????

THE RENT IS 2 BOOTS AND A FISH SKELETON A MONTH?????

@ "a fish skeleton"

wuk · Post by **wuk** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:27 pm

Moolah wrote:Did someone here say that Vordul has mental health problems and is homeless?

HEARTBREAKING news about vordul

Reggie · Post by **Reggie** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:28 pm

Race Car Bed Sleeping Rapist Virgin wrote:
Reggie wrote:
zombie wrote:what is he even trying to say there?

I never really understood it.

"We can "shoot the fare one" (???) with a camera..."
To "shoot a fair one" is to have a one-on-one fight. The part about the camera is likely a reference to Camu Tao's photographed and arguable "beat down" of Copywrite, at which Cage (and maybe Yak Ballz?) was in attendance.
word, it somewhat makes sense, but is still mad funny due to the laughable misspelling of "fair" and the unknown reasoning behind the excessive usage of quotation marks

There's nothing unfunny about Vast Aire's post. I wish he would write a series of books in the same vein.

Tweak Da Leak · Post by **Tweak Da Leak** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:05 pm

Alias@anticon.com wrote:
Race Car Bed Sleeping Rapist Virgin wrote:
Alias@anticon.com wrote:
COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:VORDUL'S NOT HOMELESS???!!! NOR DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS???!!!
fixed.
shit is intrepid god
one might also say that this shit is bananas.

ric · Post by **ric** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:27 pm

Rob Sonic wrote:I'm laughing.... from out side the thread.

give us the juice!!!

zombie · Post by **zombie** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:23 pm

oh man...

i could not wrap my head around (no homo) "fare one"

fair one . FAIR.

OKAY.

now it def does make sense..

zombie · Post by **zombie** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:23 pm

Sylissez wrote:
Moolah wrote:Did someone here say that Vordul has mental health problems and is homeless?
BUT NOW HE'S ROOMING WITH CAGE????

THE RENT IS 2 BOOTS AND A FISH SKELETON A MONTH?????

Mindbender Futurama · Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:25 pm

"You Could Be" is an amazing jam.
Not as solid as Cold Vein, but worth having.