Canibus vs. Dizaster discussion
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it is the death of Canibus more than ANYTHING ELSE. EVER. IN HISTORY.Employer wrote:Is there a version of the whole battle online somewhere? Canibus is trending nationwide right now. Christ almighty.
Dizaster fucking bodied him on a physical, lyrical, spiritual, miracle and molecular level.
Brought up J. Cole, LL Cool J, Eminem a few times, the army, the internet, Wyclef, all of Canibus's strange career trajectory... there almost wasn't a golden bullet left unspent.
seeing Canibus just sit there with a shit-eating grin sometimes while he was getting blasted to infinity with a thousand guns was utterly gruesome.
this shit is gonna be fucking hilarious forever
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wow.
The reason canibus lost is cuz hes more machine now that anything. He literally is a mixing board now, thats how he sees himself. The only problem is machines cannot adapt, machines are cold and calculated to a certain degree. The Canibus we all know got lost within infinity. Infinity concepts, numbers & mathematics, rite now bis's brain thinks too much like a computer, it makes it hard for him to function properly without malfunctioning (what he did tonight). His cpu processor is so worried about layers that simple concepts cannot be grasped anymore. Technology although has progressed his music, in human surroundings like kotd, only holds his true physical human nature back
OR (heres another likely senario) to why bis lost:
Since that was Rip the Jacker we all saw, Rip threw the battle on purpose to get back at Canibus. Now why would RTJ do that? Simple to ruin the good name of Canibus. RTJ wanted Canibus to look bad. RTJ realizes that hes droppin an album soon so he wants everybody to forget about bis n only think about him. RTJ sees Canibus as competition so he wanted to destroy him. RTJ wants all the attention for himself but he does not realize that by destroying Bis he will also be destroyed to a certain degree. But RTJ is psychotic so I doubt he cares. Remember Canibus & RTJ have battled before so there is animosity there. If theres any mention of this battle in the 10,000 bar album then this theory is confirmed
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Canibus gave Dizaster his rhyme notebook after the event?!
and these are bars he spit in the battle. He actually did say "Tom Cruise's mom's shoes".
and that other line is, if memory serves correctly: "you hang out with Elton John and Eminem in Lebanon, doing feminine porn" or something close to that
seriously: battle rap is fucking outta control.
with eyes, take a genuine gander into the mad mind of Canibus:
and these are bars he spit in the battle. He actually did say "Tom Cruise's mom's shoes".
and that other line is, if memory serves correctly: "you hang out with Elton John and Eminem in Lebanon, doing feminine porn" or something close to that
seriously: battle rap is fucking outta control.
with eyes, take a genuine gander into the mad mind of Canibus:
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Full Battle
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrft78 ... &ved=0CA0Q twIwAA&sig2=fR1rIHkLN0zS8rTCbS_4Lw&usg=AFQjCNH04Tx tgcqoMJI_593uQqC6IbkKqA
EDIT: wtf dailymotion took it down
i think canibus sold his soul to the freemason illuminati ninja anunnaki warriors. dats the only logical explaination to why he choked
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i think canibus sold his soul to the freemason illuminati ninja anunnaki warriors. dats the only logical explaination to why he choked
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its interesting animals in the water are forcing the water level to rise while canibus path is going down without an ambulance raft. perhaps devil anses jet ski will rescue one while hoisting the other up ever so slightly?
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This is even better than the "C True Hollywood Stories is a parody album, that's why it was deliberately horrible!" fanboyism.Mindbender Futurama wrote:Since that was Rip the Jacker we all saw, Rip threw the battle on purpose to get back at Canibus. Now why would RTJ do that? Simple to ruin the good name of Canibus. RTJ wanted Canibus to look bad. RTJ realizes that hes droppin an album soon so he wants everybody to forget about bis n only think about him. RTJ sees Canibus as competition so he wanted to destroy him. RTJ wants all the attention for himself but he does not realize that by destroying Bis he will also be destroyed to a certain degree. But RTJ is psychotic so I doubt he cares. Remember Canibus & RTJ have battled before so there is animosity there. If theres any mention of this battle in the 10,000 bar album then this theory is confirmed
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watching it on TV was depressing, FUCK HELL FUCK YES
but this is also appropriate:
and that's coming from YOTMB
but this is also appropriate:
"None of the clips ive seen yet are equivalent to what it was like watching Canibus vs Diz live. It was like being on the set of a snuff film" (Alchemist's Twitter)
word. this is the definition of delusional.Req wrote:This is even better than the "C True Hollywood Stories is a parody album, that's why it was deliberately horrible!" fanboyism.Mindbender Futurama wrote:Since that was Rip the Jacker we all saw, Rip threw the battle on purpose to get back at Canibus. Now why would RTJ do that? Simple to ruin the good name of Canibus. RTJ wanted Canibus to look bad. RTJ realizes that hes droppin an album soon so he wants everybody to forget about bis n only think about him. RTJ sees Canibus as competition so he wanted to destroy him. RTJ wants all the attention for himself but he does not realize that by destroying Bis he will also be destroyed to a certain degree. But RTJ is psychotic so I doubt he cares. Remember Canibus & RTJ have battled before so there is animosity there. If theres any mention of this battle in the 10,000 bar album then this theory is confirmed
and that's coming from YOTMB
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amazed that more than 3 people care about this.
Some fuck awful "rapper" devoid of any sense of flow or rhythm shouting shitty punchlines at another rapper that everyone wrote off the day after his first album came out 15 years ago.
Some fuck awful "rapper" devoid of any sense of flow or rhythm shouting shitty punchlines at another rapper that everyone wrote off the day after his first album came out 15 years ago.
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anyways,
then... he starts slipping.
a few gaps in his attack happen.
people cheer and scream.
he throws a few more bars and stuff. then stands still and lets silence envelope him as he smugly smiles and hides behind his sunglasses.
insanity swells.
shit starts getting
Canibus busts a few more bars. Simple bars, though. Practice level shit. In the middle (???, as his sense of timing was decomposing in front of our very eyes, and time itself just because a torture test) of the first round.
They didn't even call "time!" at the end of the first round, Canibus just blanked long enough for them to declare his moment to speak over.
Then Dizaster got that look on his face like "I'm FOCUSED, mang. And I'm ANGRY, TOO."
and went postal
"first round knockout!!!"
this moment in battle rap history will be referenced for years to come.
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it's pretty excruciating to watch. because it starts off with a glimmer of hope, a glint of promise, a flash of possibility... Canibus truly has the crowd on his side for a hot minute, chanting his lyrics, supporting him.HomeSkillet wrote:still illiterate wrote:Employer wrote:Is there a version of the whole battle online somewhere?
then... he starts slipping.
a few gaps in his attack happen.
people cheer and scream.
he throws a few more bars and stuff. then stands still and lets silence envelope him as he smugly smiles and hides behind his sunglasses.
insanity swells.
shit starts getting
Canibus busts a few more bars. Simple bars, though. Practice level shit. In the middle (???, as his sense of timing was decomposing in front of our very eyes, and time itself just because a torture test) of the first round.
They didn't even call "time!" at the end of the first round, Canibus just blanked long enough for them to declare his moment to speak over.
Then Dizaster got that look on his face like "I'm FOCUSED, mang. And I'm ANGRY, TOO."
and went postal
"first round knockout!!!"
this moment in battle rap history will be referenced for years to come.
Notebook C = Ballerina P
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"hey remember that one time that Canibus was rubbish and the guy who was shouting really loudly was deemed to be better ?"Mindbender Futurama wrote:
this moment in battle rap history will be referenced for years to come.
its up there with Moe Dee vs Busy Bee, The Bridge Wars and 'Hit Em Up' imo.
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LOL @ your faggot-based short-armed ass trying to downplay what will be one of the most talked about rap events of the year (not to mention the subsequent years during which Canibus will morph from man-to-meme).step one wrote:"hey remember that one time that Canibus was rubbish and the guy who was shouting really loudly was deemed to be better ?"Mindbender Futurama wrote:
this moment in battle rap history will be referenced for years to come.
its up there with Moe Dee vs Busy Bee, The Bridge Wars and 'Hit Em Up' imo.
You are such a fucking Canibus.
im sure its all very exciting in your little world where everything revolves around the internet but in the grand scheme of things this is fucking gay.Employee wrote:
LOL @ your faggot-based short-armed ass trying to downplay what will be
one of the most talked about rap events of the year (not to mention the subsequent years during which Canibus will morph from man-to-meme).
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devastatingstep one wrote:im sure its all very exciting in your little world where everything revolves around the internet but in the grand scheme of things this is fucking gay.Employee wrote:
LOL @ your faggot-based short-armed ass trying to downplay what will be(not to mention the subsequent years during which Canibus will morph from man-to-meme).one of the most talked about rap events of the year
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right, Employee? like
I don't like Rick Ross's rap music, but I don't pretend it's not fucking huge. That would be what a stupid child does, when he doesn't like something.
Pretend it doesn't exist, because it can't perceive reality properly. Fucking
ANYWAYS:
BACK TO THE LECTURE AT HAND:
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watch this to the very end, and laugh your ass off
I don't like Rick Ross's rap music, but I don't pretend it's not fucking huge. That would be what a stupid child does, when he doesn't like something.
Pretend it doesn't exist, because it can't perceive reality properly. Fucking
ANYWAYS:
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watch this to the very end, and laugh your ass off
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exactly.Philaflava wrote:Would any of you listen to either of these rappers on a real song?
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that's not the point right now.Philaflava wrote:Would any of you listen to either of these rappers on a real song?
the venue being discussed is the gladiator's arena.
some MCs are able to handle the pressure. some aren't.
whether it's freestyle or written, the face-to-face conflict aspect of rap is valid.
if Canibus ever decides to do a KOTD battle again, he could be ill.
my money wouldn't be on him though, LOL.
Nas was at a career low with 'Nastradamus', and nobody saw 'Ether' coming. I'm just saying, everyone has a slim chance of redemption, no pun intended. *8 Mile*
(fuck we're NEVER gonna get a Canibus/Eminem battle now, LOL)
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