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Wu-Tang Man has nothin to Fuck wit

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:45 pm
by Lyric783
http://www.krdo.com/news/entertainment/ ... g/25517656

LOS ANGELES (CNN) -
Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, Calif., hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website.

He performs under the name Christ Bearer

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:13 pm
by Piff Tannen
Image

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:16 pm
by step one
Good work on the thread title

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:49 pm
by Lyric783
Wu-Wang For Sever

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:19 pm
by wuk
My dad just emailed this story to me, only because he still gets junk mail under the name "bobby digital" sent to his house because I used that name while signing up for magazines and shit in high school. It took 15 years and Christ Bearer's severed penis for him to make the connection.

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:37 pm
by Balzac
torture motherfucker

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:39 pm
by Dan
Snippy Snippy Ya.

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:25 pm
by ardamus
Protect Ya Shaft

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:40 pm
by Stieflkater
crazy musta been Angel Dust...

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:40 pm
by Lyric783
Dick(ow)2: Judgement Day

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:20 am
by Blockhead
The mystery of flesh chopping

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:22 am
by Blockhead
Protect eunuch

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:37 am
by seagrams hotsauce
For heavens sake, sounds like he was just about as high as wu tang get. Hope for a better tomorrow for the older god and that he and his little ghetto boy are quickly reunited

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:39 am
by Galvatron78
"Here i go!!
Dick chop Flow
John Wayne Bobbitt cant even get this low
I'm......cuttin' off my shit....BOOM!
Just warming up a lil bit vroom vroom!!
Castrationin' is what's happenin'
Keep the doctors head scratchin'
My dick needs to be attached again
At the party PCP in my Body
NOW I CAN'T EVEN PEEEEEEE! GOOD LAWDY!
up above the balls the ambulance got called
Da Da Daaaaaaaaa Here comes the dickless code
Hard enough that i had to say jump
Angel Dust gonna make my day rough
tough
lookin' like Something About Mary
Or Tom & Jerry I'ma uhhhhhh.....
be a fairy now
riggedy raw style......hardcore
niggas be goin' to the hospital 8th flow
tryin' to attach my dick back to meeeeee
ready to beeeee a hiphop emcee
the lord in order to Enter The Wu-Tang
you must brang the ol' Angel Dust dick chop gang!
Represent
The Surgeon
Come Here!
Nurses!
Bring Gauze!
Sew back what's left!
Dirty ol' PCP trip cold
Introducing the EMS.......CENTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
No one could get illa!!!

(My people's is you with me where you at in the front in the back we gotta get this dick attached!!!)

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:46 am
by Blockhead
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow:

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:02 am
by Galvatron78
Surgeon woke his ass up like "REMEMBER THAT SHIT?!?!? I KNOW YOU DON'T REMEMBER JACK!!"

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:09 am
by seagrams hotsauce
Blockhead wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow:
to both of those

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:24 am
by dubs
Blockhead wrote:The mystery of flesh chopping
Nice.

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:54 am
by drizzle
Blockhead wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow:
golden age level shit

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:11 am
by Philaflava
:rofl:

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:15 am
by Mindbender Futurama
Blockhead wrote:Protect eunuch
:rofl: :hooray:

~~

and the survey says/ you're DEAD :copy:
fatal flying guillotine chops off your fucking... cock? :naswtf:

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:18 am
by step one
Desert Eagle his dick and put him in a yolk

:wutang:

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:49 am
by Versive
The guys who were there for the chop, who commented on it to TMZ, the Black Knights, they released an album this year produced by John Frusciante from Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's really good.


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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:30 pm
by battlecatmeowstab212
Did a write up on the guy, and the bizarre confusion surrounding it, for LA Weekly today - http://www.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/ ... -penis-off

He was one of the Wu-Tang affiliates who cameoed on the Rza episode of "Upright Citizens Brigade" in the late 90s.

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:58 pm
by christian from austin
Galvatron78 wrote:Surgeon woke his ass up like "REMEMBER THAT SHIT?!?!? I KNOW YOU DON'T REMEMBER JACK!!"
lol

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:41 pm
by Larry2times
classic


Castrated Scarfaces
Missing Swords

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:47 pm
by Larry2times
Cuttin Headz
Ghost Peeni
Stroke Of Death
Scissorproof Crotches

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:57 pm
by DJCommunist
:rofl: :rofl: Galvatron

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:23 pm
by Balzac
Versive wrote:The guys who were there for the chop, who commented on it to TMZ, the Black Knights, they released an album this year produced by John Frusciante from Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's really good.


any warcloud verses on that?

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:06 pm
by Versive
Nah, no Robot Tank guest spots, but it's really good. I was surprised.