Eminem: 'Revival'

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

He can't make a simple fun song with a normal good beat to save his rich isolated life.

This pretty much sums up your entire rap "career", besides the rich part of course

[blastmaster]

He can't make a simple fun song with a normal good beat to save his rich isolated life.

This pretty much sums up your entire rap "career", besides the rich part of course

Ummmm bro, he does porn, therefore he’s a good rapper. He has persistently annoyed enough people in his city so they put him on lists for concerts that he couldn’t otherwise afford to go to, so he’s a good rapper. He types super long paragraphs on how him being a terrible rapper doesn’t really matter because you aren’t yourself a rapper or a porn star or a terrible paragraph writer, therefore he’s a good rapper. You should know this by now!

[unclebengi]

I'm not a big Chris Delia fan, but this is hilarious-

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[gusty wingers]

chris has really become one of the best comedians within the last few years

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And as far as Lord Jamar, you better leave me the hell alone
Or I'll show you an Elvis clone
Walk up in this house you own, brush my pelvic bone
You should telephone and go fetch me the remote
Put my feet up and just make myself at home
I belong here, clown, don't tell me 'bout the culture
I inspire the Hopsins, the Logics, the Coles, the
Seans, the K-Dots, the 5'9"s, and oh
Brought the world 50 Cent, you did squat, pissed and moaned
But I'm not gonna fall… bitch!

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[Mindbender Futurama]

I ain't mad at this even though Hopsin is like a Black Slim Shady era Eminem so much I can't listen to him a lot... he still knows how to rap, and getting this shoutout would feel good

"I gotta call my mom"

[Mindbender Futurama]

And as far as Lord Jamar, you better leave me the hell alone
Or I'll show you an Elvis clone
Walk up in this house you own, brush my pelvic bone
You should telephone and go fetch me the remote
Put my feet up and just make myself at home
I belong here, clown, don't tell me 'bout the culture
I inspire the Hopsins, the Logics, the Coles, the
Seans, the K-Dots, the 5'9"s, and oh
Brought the world 50 Cent, you did squat, pissed and moaned
But I'm not gonna fall… bitch!

I'm REALLY happy he said this. Lord Jamar BEEN being a dickhead for a long ass time towards Eminem and a lot of white people who have genuinely contributed positively to hip hop culture. Music is music, and Eminem did employ a lot of Black people, giving them money and power when few others are. People forget the real history, but when Eminem signed 50 Cent, it was a VERY controversial and risky gamble. EVERYONE HATED 50 CENT at the time, Beyonce jumped off his Columbia debut record, labels wouldn't touch him with a 50-foot-pole after the shooting. Eminem may have been exploiting an opportunity, sure, but he also was investing money in a person NOBODY ELSE was. If it can't be said that Eminem saved 50 Cent's life, it can SURELY be said that Eminem -changed- 50 Cent's life. Who's life did Lord Jamar help change on that level? Fuck outta here trying to say Eminem's accomplishments mean nothing cause he's white. Dr. Dre is the one who lit the Marshall Mathers fire, Lord Jamar. Blame him if you have any guts.

But you won't. Cause your argument is petty and salty and weak.

Why doesn't Eminem get good beats? Fucking insecure ass dude not wanting the production to outshine his hyperfast-rapping with creative mediocrity.

MACHINE GUN KELLY BODIED EMINEM WITH PROBABLY THE BEST DIS RECORD ANYONE EVER SAID TO MARSHALL

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

And as far as Lord Jamar, you better leave me the hell alone
Or I'll show you an Elvis clone
Walk up in this house you own, brush my pelvic bone
You should telephone and go fetch me the remote
Put my feet up and just make myself at home
I belong here, clown, don't tell me 'bout the culture
I inspire the Hopsins, the Logics, the Coles, the
Seans, the K-Dots, the 5'9"s, and oh
Brought the world 50 Cent, you did squat, pissed and moaned
But I'm not gonna fall… bitch!

I'm REALLY happy he said this. Lord Jamar BEEN being a dickhead for a long ass time towards Eminem and a lot of white people who have genuinely contributed positively to hip hop culture. Music is music, and Eminem did employ a lot of Black people, giving them money and power when few others are. People forget the real history, but when Eminem signed 50 Cent, it was a VERY controversial and risky gamble. EVERYONE HATED 50 CENT at the time, Beyonce jumped off his Columbia debut record, labels wouldn't touch him with a 50-foot-pole after the shooting. Eminem may have been exploiting an opportunity, sure, but he also was investing money in a person NOBODY ELSE was. If it can't be said that Eminem saved 50 Cent's life, it can SURELY be said that Eminem -changed- 50 Cent's life. Who's life did Lord Jamar help change on that level? Fuck outta here trying to say Eminem's accomplishments mean nothing cause he's white. Dr. Dre is the one who lit the Marshall Mathers fire, Lord Jamar. Blame him if you have any guts.

But you won't. Cause your argument is petty and salty and weak.

Why doesn't Eminem get good beats? Fucking insecure ass dude not wanting the production to outshine his hyperfast-rapping with creative mediocrity.

MACHINE GUN KELLY BODIED EMINEM WITH PROBABLY THE BEST DIS RECORD ANYONE EVER SAID TO MARSHALL

Why do you get so hysterical over anything relating to dre/eminem/50 cent?

[step one]

Because despite his claims, Mindbender cares about gossip, celebrities and personalities more than he does hiphop kulture.

As with the last Em album, im amazed anyone into actual rap music still checks for him. Dude is completely unlistenable.

[Blockhead]

Still the best Em diss ever
"Saw your man about a deal now yall look just like Quo"

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[gusty wingers]

i thnk the rappr kid mero is looking for is tech n9ne... who does have a huge following, I don't think ever really garnered the attention musically in the mainstream because of this exact flow, cram as many words as possible into a bar, say some mind blowing shit while making mediocre music etc... nothing new here

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

MGK merked his whole existence tbh. he probably cried+texted hailey.

[gusty wingers]

yeah right brah… until hailey leaks the dick pic and turns out that cat's got a sardine...

[gusty wingers]

if you step to a rapper's 16 year old daughter, don't lay the pipe then you instantly fail the battle... on the other end if you manage to put the work in you instantly win the battle become the new goat and then probably get murdered by trick trick… or get murdered by probably trick trick… or whatever

[Versive]

Still the best Em diss ever
"Saw your man about a deal now yall look just like Quo"

I still have no idea what that line is about, but I agree.

Which reminds me, there was a line on Movies for the Blind, where Cage said of Em, "I guess that faggot found the right MD," which also literally took me over a decade to figure out.

(It's a follow-up on the hook from "Illest 4 Letter Word." He's saying Em, who has AIDS, is still alive only because he got linked up with a good Dr., i.e. Dre. Layers!)

[Mindbender Futurama]

Because despite his claims, Mindbender cares about gossip, celebrities and personalities more than he does hiphop kulture.

As with the last Em album, im amazed anyone into actual rap music still checks for him. Dude is completely unlistenable.

I been a hardcore fan of Royce 5'9" for decades. I met him, interviewed him, and have memories with him. He bigs me up every time he comes to Toronto and I see him at concerts. You have no idea what my relationship is to these people.

I was on a Toronto/Detroit mixtape cassette with Eminem in 1998. I knew about Eminem since before he was signed. "I Don't Give a Fuck" was the song on the mixtape after my song with Eternia. I was like "damn, this guy is good! He could blow up."

When things happen in rap: it's gossip to YOU maggots, because you are not connected to hip hop culture. These moments are part of my life. These are my friends, peers, and teachers.

Pumpkinhead shouted me out in the rhymes of his last KOTD battle in his life. I am a legend on levels y'all can't comprehend.

I met Proof. Wish I said more to him, but I shook his hand once. I care about Detroit rap history, cause it's closely connected to Toronto rap history. But y'all don't know naan bout dat dere. So talk your dumb shit. I laugh, then I school y'all goofs when I care to, then I go back to laughing and lurking.

I seen almost every Eminem concert in Toronto since D-12 and the Outsidaz opened up for him at the Opera House for the Slim Shady album. Y'all cornballs can stay cold and dispassionate about rap. You ain't about this culture, so stay two days away from abandoning hip hop, you fucking new jacks suckers

[Blockhead]

Still the best Em diss ever
"Saw your man about a deal now yall look just like Quo"

I still have no idea what that line is about, but I agree.

Quo was an awful 90's kid group which featured a a little white kid with blonde hair (who , i believe, turned out to be dancer wade robeson or something like that) and a bald black kid. The call is so on point , it will never stop being funny to me.