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THE SLUT
(aka The What Remix, peace to Biggie Smalls & Method Man)

I used to only date the big-breasted
Now, I gotta go get tested
Pornstar soldier cleaning his weapon
Cause playas game is soft like rabbit's asscheeks
While I had sex six days out of seven last week
Mindbender is the Kingpin, not Vincent D'Onofrio
I'm Michael Clarke Duncan, what the fuck are you thinking?
The thrill is gone til Malcolm Lovejoy gives his dick to dykes
And licks Ginger Spice! *slurp*
Women: I like 'em cravin', aching and shaking as they squeal
Sexing them like the next Lexington Steele
Squeezing tits til my fingers can't feel what dream it is
Jesus Christmas how sweet it is... but I'll be damned if I ain't the shit
Fuck poppin' bottles, probably piss on a case of Cris(tal)
Holy water from my bladder baptize a White House devil
Musical rude awakening by Mindbender
Think outside the box, there is no box if you're clever
Looking for booty by robbing John Hawkins's treasure
Ninja, stop trippin', wasn't corrupted by Christians
From Bender all you can receive is blasphemy for slave religion
Hey I be spittin' on the sacred symbols
Cause they ain't saved a motherfucking thing, yo
Ya lying got me mad enough to burn someone
I'm from the Screwface and ain't afraid to curse someone
Shoutout to the God RZA and the GZA
I rocked Dundas Square with Rae and Ghostface Killah!
Shit's real: 2017, Heaven ending devil's dreams
I'm something hip hop history has never seen...

...and it goes like:
FUCK THE WORLD, DON'T ASK ME FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE I GET LESS RESPECT FOR RAPPING
THAN I GET FOR FUCKING!
DON'T ASK FOR SHIT AND DON'T TALK
AND LADIES, I LOVE YOU FOR SUCKING MY COCK

Part 2, Yardie drinkin Wray and Nephews
Bender throwing white trash bad brains in a CAMH zoo
I'm royalty, fuck all y'all colonial authorities
I am respected, your plans will get fucked, no lube
Assholes will bleed
I be owning truth or dare, yo
I gets rugged like some motherfucking pubic hair
And ladies love me! Not just the mental form but the physical
My dart is a tongue gun, bullseye is *clitoral*
I'm the pinnacle of man, yes ma'am: accept it
Cunts moist with wetness, damn!
Come use me often, cocksman bedrocking not a problem
Slam dunk, then grab junk, hand on my Magic Johnson
Welcome to the Terrordome,
Honeys so horny saying 'yes!' makes air explode
So hot they forgot how to be scared of cold
Pussy getting pleasure, my scepter's black and gold
And when the Mack's exposed, be sure to make a porno video
To do the right thing is way too important
Pop Dukes hit Ma Dukes, the homie got deported
So instead of being a punk-ass abuser
I'd rather spread cute girls legs like rumors
Then dive into the pussy like it's SCUBA!
Excuse me, truth just shoots through me
Like heroin for junkies, or Americans for money
Slutty motherfuckin rap phenomenon and wicked with letters
Infinite inventor like Nikola Tesla
I got more thoughts and get more sex than you
A sacred God
This song is angel's breath blessing you
You couldn't stop me
If you shot me
Nine times in the eye
I still made Heaven out my life
So fuck y'all!

FUCK THE WORLD, DON'T ASK ME FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE I GET LESS RESPECT FOR RAPPING
THAN I GET FOR FUCKING!
DON'T ASK FOR SHIT AND DON'T TALK
AND LADIES, I LOVE YOU FOR SUCKING MY... DICK
:) xoxo
<3
MINDBENDER LOVES YOU ALL

Mindbender Futurama wrote:Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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THE SLUT
(aka The What Remix, peace to Biggie Smalls & Method Man)

I used to only date the big-breasted
Now, I gotta go get tested
Pornstar soldier cleaning his weapon
Cause playas game is soft like rabbit's asscheeks
While I had sex six days out of seven last week
Mindbender is the Kingpin, not Vincent D'Onofrio
I'm Michael Clarke Duncan, what the fuck are you thinking?
The thrill is gone til Malcolm Lovejoy gives his dick to dykes
And licks Ginger Spice! *slurp*
Women: I like 'em cravin', aching and shaking as they squeal
Sexing them like the next Lexington Steele
Squeezing tits til my fingers can't feel what dream it is
Jesus Christmas how sweet it is... but I'll be damned if I ain't the shit
Fuck poppin' bottles, probably piss on a case of Cris(tal)
Holy water from my bladder baptize a White House devil
Musical rude awakening by Mindbender
Think outside the box, there is no box if you're clever
Looking for booty by robbing John Hawkins's treasure
Ninja, stop trippin', wasn't corrupted by Christians
From Bender all you can receive is blasphemy for slave religion
Hey I be spittin' on the sacred symbols
Cause they ain't saved a motherfucking thing, yo
Ya lying got me mad enough to burn someone
I'm from the Screwface and ain't afraid to curse someone
Shoutout to the God RZA and the GZA
I rocked Dundas Square with Rae and Ghostface Killah!
Shit's real: 2017, Heaven ending devil's dreams
I'm something hip hop history has never seen...

...and it goes like:
FUCK THE WORLD, DON'T ASK ME FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE I GET LESS RESPECT FOR RAPPING
THAN I GET FOR FUCKING!
DON'T ASK FOR SHIT AND DON'T TALK
AND LADIES, I LOVE YOU FOR SUCKING MY COCK

Part 2, Yardie drinkin Wray and Nephews
Bender throwing white trash bad brains in a CAMH zoo
I'm royalty, fuck all y'all colonial authorities
I am respected, your plans will get fucked, no lube
Assholes will bleed
I be owning truth or dare, yo
I gets rugged like some motherfucking pubic hair
And ladies love me! Not just the mental form but the physical
My dart is a tongue gun, bullseye is *clitoral*
I'm the pinnacle of man, yes ma'am: accept it
Cunts moist with wetness, damn!
Come use me often, cocksman bedrocking not a problem
Slam dunk, then grab junk, hand on my Magic Johnson
Welcome to the Terrordome,
Honeys so horny saying 'yes!' makes air explode
So hot they forgot how to be scared of cold
Pussy getting pleasure, my scepter's black and gold
And when the Mack's exposed, be sure to make a porno video
To do the right thing is way too important
Pop Dukes hit Ma Dukes, the homie got deported
So instead of being a punk-ass abuser
I'd rather spread cute girls legs like rumors
Then dive into the pussy like it's SCUBA!
Excuse me, truth just shoots through me
Like heroin for junkies, or Americans for money
Slutty motherfuckin rap phenomenon and wicked with letters
Infinite inventor like Nikola Tesla
I got more thoughts and get more sex than you
A sacred God
This song is angel's breath blessing you
You couldn't stop me
If you shot me
Nine times in the eye
I still made Heaven out my life
So fuck y'all!

FUCK THE WORLD, DON'T ASK ME FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE I GET LESS RESPECT FOR RAPPING
THAN I GET FOR FUCKING!
DON'T ASK FOR SHIT AND DON'T TALK
AND LADIES, I LOVE YOU FOR SUCKING MY... DICK
:) xoxo
<3
MINDBENDER LOVES YOU ALL

tehgiftofgab wrote:Biggie and method man who??? Better than the original

tehgiftofgab wrote:I was serious, can we sticky this?

Mindbender Futurama wrote:

tehgiftofgab wrote:I was serious, can we sticky this?

the message board steez is so slow, the whole first page is like a sticky

we are the last of the last of a dying breed of old school new schoolers

that being said: if you enjoy this, I salute you

there will be more Mindbender rap in 2018 to go with the Malcolm Lovejoy porn.

Yo I'm motherfuckin royalty
How long have you served me loyalty?
So fresh but yet you haven't spoiled me
How wrong are y'all for not supporting me, and enjoying me accordingly?
These motherfuckers can't destroy The Dream
I'm Martin Luther King Kong to enormous beasts
You don't want to go to vocal war with me
Truth is bulletproof plus shoot humans explosively
Let me bring it to the basics
My values rising like a fucking spaceship
Alien disclosure long overdue
I'm waiting for a John Podesta investigation to explain it
Man, this shit is not a peace song
It's an I'm way too motherfucking deep song
Some brains are too fucking weak
I can't wait to come up and teach because I ain't reached 1%
Of my potential heavenly peak song
I'm the God Beyond

What's the Truth?
If I woulda moved away to L.A., I'd be huge
Some day soon, it may come true
But I stuck to my roots til the world awakened
Now it's my time to rise and shine and serve 'em perfect greatness
Toronto superstar icon, the way I'm resurrecting the essence is lifelong
I write songs eternally rocking your speakers
Genius offers to teachers, Gods and Demons and all other people
Just part of being a modern mythological creature

Aaaaayoooo
Nardwuar, tell Drake I had two girls on a fur carpet
Even my first porn scene is worth watching
But if her behaviour's the worst: caution
Absurd a skirt becomes one of my 99 Problems
Man I got options on top of options
I started topping upon their bottoms
That's a hardcore double entendre, if you're nodding and smiling
I'ma tie a knot and find hip hop's kinky motherfuckers
Anybody into BDSM? If you are, maybe I can be ya best friend!
Let's talk about sex, with some extra Salt-N-Pepa
But causing hardcore pleasure on a farther erotic level
Possibly with leather!
Man this shit is not a love song
It's a chain her to the wall is playful fun song
It's consent for adults means excess to indulge so clothes come off
As you come fuck lots inside a sex club song done raw!

hook

Yo I been representing since Maestro Fresh Wes
I'm serious like SOS ISIL death threat
Toronto can take the world the next ten steps forward
But global controllers enjoy torture, joy gets them vexed
Man, Donald Trump don't deserve no trumpets
America is motherfucked over corruption
But Hillary does need to face some fucking judges
And Trudeau truly really ain't done nothing
Watching Western Civilization crumbling
Can't function hearing mumbling motherfuckers
Headed straight for self-destruction
Capitalism's a savage system with millions suffering
But I happily live in the magic of rhythm above them
Free from ignorant judgement
Man, this shit is not a soft song
It's a Thought Police start to fucking watch song
It's a They Can Suck My Awesome Chocolate Cock Song
It's a Spark the Revolution in Your Thoughts slash
Hip Hop Gunshot From God...........