Mindbender Supreme - Journey Into Sound: THE NEW ALBUM

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

NEW MINDBENDER SINGLE

another one of my best songs ever.





I give no fucks. This shit is tight.

This hook is technically the anthem of

LOL at this piece of shit song only having 110 views

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

this thread should be moved to The Official Self-Promo Thread (PROMOTE YOUR MUSIC HERE). end the chaos.

Agreed

Mods?

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

How many people subscribe to your YouTube channel?

I don't count. I have social media numbers, but my impact and success can't be simply measured by those stats.

It's quite easy to tell - it shows the number night next to your name.



So, 170k! I guess they truncate long numbers.

Lol mindbender could only dream of having 170k subs. It's only 170 subs, but to be honest I'm surprised he hit triple digit subs.

[Mindbender Futurama]

NEW MINDBENDER SINGLE

another one of my best songs ever.





I give no fucks. This shit is tight.

This hook is technically the anthem of

Good lord, this was totally unlistenable, regardless of who made it.

You listened to an unlistenable song?

Are you a Mindbender?

Thanks for your opinion!

[Employee]

A lot of unbridled, searing, near-pathological hatred being unleashed on a guy who is living his best life in 2018. I think your critics are all commenting from a place of insecurity and jealousy.

Are any of them creating anything besides skid marks? No.
Are any of them making pornography? No.
Are any of them traveling? No.
Are any of them happy in their own lives? No.

[perabigail]

in a twisted way it's kind of comforting to see that it's 2018 and mindbender still can't rap on beat (or at all, really)

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

in a twisted way it's kind of comforting to see that it's 2018 and mindbender still can't rap on beat (or at all, really)

[Mindbender Futurama]

in a twisted way it's kind of comforting to see that it's 2018 and mindbender still can't rap on beat (or at all, really)

its funny to pretend this is wack. see, i'm grown enough to know it's not. you don't gotta like it, but that don't mean its wack. you are just so petty and small as a piece of shit, you can't admit it's a solid song. you don't have to stop hating me just to acknowledge my ever-evolving music.

These are good lyrics, and the beat isn't bad. Fuck you fucks for saying otherwise. Your pettyness can't stop my greatness.

Do you like jokes?
I LIKE JOKES!
You want to hear the world's greatest shit joke?
Your life! HA Ha ha...

Chorus:
People nowadays are so sensitive/
Well, global warming's boiling the oil in their melting skin
Jordan Peterson's a sleazy ogre who only sees men and women
Send him to prison for Ph' D tuition in transgender-bender thinking
Or get addicted to wicked trolling hidden
refresh your hell existence every seven minutes
I like the joke called your life
It keeps my sense of humor in heaven and my inner devil giggling!

Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that his country needs him?
Impeach the pussygrabbing boogeyman with a She-Hulk assault ball-squeezing
What a time to nearly die to be alive!/ choose your politician by penis size
A firing squad for the police of ICE would not make Baby Hayzoos cry
We'd read you your rights, puny human who whines, if you had any rights left
Go to comatose sleep, good night kid/ try not to shit and wet the bed
It's my duty to deliver your soul blissful true peace/ I give it like infinite clips spitting from twin chrome uzis
Every 69th minute of my life is a dripping kinky movie
If the stench of perfection is too offensive: feel free to lick the booty!

Chorus:
People nowadays are so sensitive!
Well, global warming's boiling the oil in their melting skin
Roosh V is a goof creep/ who only sees men and women
Send him to prison for Ph' D tuition in transgender-bender thinking
Or get addicted to wicked trolling hidden
refresh your hell existence every seven minutes
I like the joke called your life
It keeps my sense of humor in heaven and my inner devil giggling!

One out of every seventeen humans is online in a nude scene (ooh wee!)
I ain't too proud to beg profusely for one JPEG of Mariah Carey's fleshy boobies
And I ain't petty, unless it's heavy/ on a sweaty Betty Cooper
And a menage a trois with Veronica, ayo! you better go spread some rumors
Then get a medical crew/ to rescue the dude/ with his genitals wedged in a computer
From spending his weekends/ pretending to be/ a 10-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
You'll never know who is on the other end whenever you're sending a message
First, you're sending nudes that weren't so terrible/ uhh... WHOOPS!
-IT'S THE FEDS-
You're getting arrested.


People nowadays are so sensitive/
Well, global warming's boiling the oil in their melting skin
Donald Trump's a vomit chunk who only sees men and women
Send him to prison for Ph' D tuition in transgender-bender thinking
Or get addicted to wicked trolling hidden
refresh your hell existence every seven minutes
I like the joke called your life
It keeps my sense of humor in heaven and my inner devil giggling!

When life gives you lemons:
Go full Beyonce!
Overgold a Sophie Brusseaux by OVO god Drake
You Kanye sharkjump into ungodly swamp scum
It's Jayhova tasting sharp pain facing more Solange rage (run, bruh!)
Celebrities are just like me and you... except
They go pee and poo in a gold-ceiling room
Is it more interesting to see them scream or puke?
Don't leave a clue if you know the answer:
People need to be confused! Or is that amused?
I forgot the plot yet again
Just chop off my balls to November Rain
For an evaporating drop of success and fame
A generation lost in a modern Game of Thrones with a constant decay of morals
A Worldstar on a daily show where causing pain's a joke!
Full Monty erotic display on a Comic View stage
Mindfuck my cock into my brain then say: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[step one]

Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.

[Clean Hobo]

Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.

Couldn’t be said better.

[Mindbender Futurama]

Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.

Couldn’t be said better.

Thanks for still listening! Hate is just disrespectful love. If I was REALLY wack, you wouldn't even reply.

You need in your lives.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.

Couldn’t be said better.

Thanks for still listening! Hate is just disrespectful love. If I was REALLY wack, you wouldn't even reply.

You need in your lives.

This rationale completely conflicts with your supposed "I don't care about YouTube numbers" mentality

[Mindbender Futurama]

new Mindbender video

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

new Mindbender video

[907]

This is offensive as both a huge Transformers nerd AND a rap fan. If I was Hayzoos, I'd report it to Hasbro so they'd file a copyright claim and have it taken down.

(Mega city isn't even ON Cybertron, for fucks sake. If you're going to make a song about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.)

[Mindbender Futurama]

This is offensive as both a huge Transformers nerd AND a rap fan. If I was Hayzoos, I'd report it to Hasbro so they'd file a copyright claim and have it taken down.

(Mega city isn't even ON Cybertron, for fucks sake. If you're going to make a song about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.)

Toronto has been called "The Megacity" since before the days it was called "The T Dot".

If you're going to make a post about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.

[Spartan]

Grats on the new sub.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Grats on the new sub.

[Mindbender Futurama]

Grats on the new sub.

Thanks. I've never actually asked people to follow my YouTube page. I probably should start.

P.S. Tell me how many fans I got on my https://www.reverbnation.com/mindbender" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; page, if y'all want to measure everything by internet numbers. Post it.

[Clean Hobo]

Grats on the new sub.

[blastmaster]

Reverbnation?! That shit still exists? My god dude.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Grats on the new sub.

Thanks. I've never actually asked people to follow my YouTube page. I probably should start.

P.S. Tell me how many fans I got on my https://www.reverbnation.com/mindbender" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; page, if y'all want to measure everything by internet numbers. Post it.

Lol at your last live performance being in 2013

[gusty wingers]

Shouldn't the screw face capital be some place that's actually hard??

[blastmaster]

Shouldn't the screw face capital be some place that's actually hard??

A guy got stabbed there in 1996. Shit aint been the same since.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Shouldn't the screw face capital be some place that's actually hard??

The fact that someone as soft as mindbender has survived for 40+ years living in Toronto tells you all you need to know about that city.

[Mindbender Futurama]

THE ALBUM IS COMING SOON.

PREPARE.

[Employee]

Producer caught me off guard for second; thought it was Epic with facial hair.

Shit sounds nice!!!!!!!!!!

[Mindbender Futurama]

THIS MIGHT BE MY BEST VERSE EVER AND IF Y'ALL DON'T LIKE THIS THEN I KNOW YOU'RE HATERS

[Mindbender Futurama]

Producer caught me off guard for second; thought it was Epic with facial hair.

Shit sounds nice!!!!!!!!!!

thanks blood! I got hella more where that came from

LIKE THIS



turn it uppp

[Mindbender Futurama]

TOMORROW, THE ALBUM DROPS

THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN