blastmaster wrote:Speaking of promoting your album: Without PhilaFlava, how many of us would have ever heard of Mindbender or his “music”?
I’ll answer. It’s zero. You literally only exist here.
You are fucking wilfully blind and stupid. Which is why I'd never waste my time battling you maggots. You are not impartial judges. You hate me because I reveal how wack your lives are, so no matter what I accomplish, you ignore it.
I JUST POSTED AN INTERVIEW ON VIBE105 I HAD 2 DAYS AGO. ITS THE 3RD BIGGEST RADIO STATION IN TORONTO. Fuck you idiots, I have a bigger career than you give a fuck to learn about. And I ain't gonna give you weaklings what you want when I am trying to get people to focus on things like songwriting, morals, concepts and innovation. I'm not going to roll in the mud with your slovenly essence, you failure of a white rap gimmick. I'm not signed to anything, but I at least believe in myself. You only think you can rap when you are tipsy off the liquid courage. FUCK YOUR DREAMS, ROOKIE. I will not validate you with a battle. You don't deserve my disrespect.
I'd rather KEEP GETTING PUSSY than waste my time battling some Hank Hill ass message board troll.
I don't need any of your respect.
'Alien Orchestra' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cleanhobo's entire creative life, from age 4 til death
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Did they play any of your music or was it a Halloween show about the local 40 year old fish-faced amateur rapper who also fulfills Mandingo fantasies for pot-bellied trannnies on camera? Have you uploaded the clip to your booming YouTube channel? Did they introduce you as Conspiracy’s brother?
I’m just jealous. I so badly want to be a failed rapper and amateur Canadian porn actor who fucks trannys and kisses men in my spare time without any family or financial security past government hand outs with the only thing preventing me from either being a drug addict or a stain on the street being an insane sense of self-importance, decades of denial and clinical levels of delusions of grandeur.
The album is actually a genre-defining masterpiece better than anything Kendrick Lamar or Pharoahe Monch could ever imagine. Mindbeners philosophy is intellectually challenging and mind-altering. His sense of rhythm is only bested by his wit. If only the Canadian Government supplied him with the most elite levels of studio equipment and producers ever born, mindbender would be this generations greatest rapper. That is literally the only thing holding him back. Fuck Canada for that.
yeah they did play my music and we talked for a half hour
about how I'm the only rapper in Canada doing porn, and how I'm one of 15 rappers in hip hop history to have the courage and vision to do both porn and rap
your ignorance can't stop my greatness.
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Mindbender Futurama wrote:yeah they did play my music and we talked for a half hour
about how I'm the only rapper in Canada doing gay porn, and how I'm the 1st rapper in hip hop history to have the courage and vision to fuck both men and trannies.
Mindbender's accomplishments:
-Porn
-Rap
-Poetry
-Published Author
-Columnist
-Commentator
-Advocate
-Performance Artist
-A Public Career Now Spanning Over Two Decades
That's a list that should be celebrated and understood. Art, and all of its accouterments, is a process of ups, downs, sideways, backwards etc. Many of you hurling invective haven't been intimate with an sentient being since Anticon. Furthermore, it's disgusting to read the screeds of Bleeding Heart Americanz tearing down a person over their alleged receipt of government assistance; especially considering that person resides in another country. Do you have any idea how many rappers in America, popular or otherwise, were on welfare before your cool-as-fuck ears heard them?
Mindbender Futurama wrote:yeah they did play my music and we talked for a half hour
about how I'm the only rapper in Canada doing gay porn, and how I'm the 1st rapper in hip hop history to have the courage and vision to fuck both men and trannies.
Employee wrote:
Mindbender's accomplishments:
-Porn
-Rap
-Poetry
-Published Author
-Columnist
-Commentator
-Advocate
-Performance Artist
-A Public Career Now Spanning Over Two Decades
That list is a massive reach even by your standards.
Of the 9 "accomplishments" 7 shouldn't even be in there. You could briefly summarise it by "man gets paid to fuck on camera and continues to release rap music to no acclaim whatsoever"
step one wrote:
That list is a massive reach even by your standards.
"Massive reach" is exclusively your domain, Deformo Torso.
step one wrote:Of the 9 "accomplishments" 7 shouldn't even be in there. You could briefly summarise it by "man gets paid to fuck on camera and continues to release rap music to no acclaim whatsoever"
The same can also be said of your Rape Pastiche Jungle Mixes with a quick edit to the above sentence in bold:
You could briefly summarise it by "mancontinues to release rap music to no acclaim whatsoever"
step one wrote:
That list is a massive reach even by your standards.
"Massive reach" is exclusively your domain, Deformo Torso.
step one wrote:Of the 9 "accomplishments" 7 shouldn't even be in there. You could briefly summarise it by "man gets paid to fuck on camera and continues to release rap music to no acclaim whatsoever"
The same can also be said of your Rape Pastiche Jungle Mixes with a quick edit to the above sentence in bold:
You could briefly summarise it by "mancontinues to release rap music to no acclaim whatsoever"
Lol at your obsession with step one's jungle mixes
Employee wrote:The Hate Is Palpable Like The Sadness.
Mindbender's accomplishments:
-Porn (2x TIPF award-winning, 4x TIPF Nominated, 1x London, England Porn Fest Nominated, and I've shot a porn movie with 2 AVN/XBIZ Hall of Fame Winning Directors)
-Rap (13 solo/group albums)
-Poetry (organized and promoted Toronto's first open mic night, ran it for 5 years, had 636 MCs perform)
-Published Author (in a variety of books, as author and journalist)
-Columnist (written for over 15 different international publications, from HipHopCanada to Stolen From Africa, to Pound Magazine to NOW Magazine, to CityOnMyBack to Swagg Magazine to Dose Magazine, amongst others)
-Commentator (countless public appearances speaking on various subjects & social issues, including being one of 4 leaders organizing CBC's 25 Year Anniversary Celebration of Canadian Hip Hop (CBC is Canada's largest news broadcaster)
-Advocate (marched at SlutWalk multiple years, marched @ US Embassy against Donald Trump's Inauguration, for BLMTO, etc.)
-Performance Artist (my public appearances have been numerous and legendary. where do I begin? )
-A Public Career Now Spanning Over Two Decades (facts)
That's a list that should be celebrated and understood. Art, and all of its accouterments, is a process of ups, downs, sideways, backwards etc. Many of you hurling invective haven't been intimate with an sentient being since Anticon. Furthermore, it's disgusting to read the screeds of Bleeding Heart Americanz tearing down a person over their alleged receipt of government assistance; especially considering that person resides in another country. Do you have any idea how many rappers in America, popular or otherwise, were on welfare before your cool-as-fuck ears heard them?
You all make me sick.
Hobo, you're a special kind of gross.
Big up, me bredren. It's nice to perch upon my laurels and look down at the maggotcrabs in a cesspool that try to drag me down to their filthworld, but I refuse to be moved. Fuck these fake fucks.
I haven't been on welfare for years, probably close to a decade now. That's just a played out joke it's not even something I will reply to, as I refuse to dignify ignorance with even my most repulsive diarrhea. I am too far into the heaven called my life to feel bad about anything I've done to survive in Babylon as a Black man. I never sold crack and I never went to prison so I love my fucking life f'real.
UncleanHobozo is a fucking pathetic moppet of a ass-chomping maggot. He knows I'm skewering him to shreds when I tell the truth about how his wife is disgusted by his mere presence, which is why he won't talk about that part of his pathetic essence. I have more sex in 3 days than he has had in 3 months, and he's trying to punk me? Laughable and idiotic. My rap album 'Fantasyland Before Time' from 2003 has more reviews and accolades than he's ever received. Fuck your collective revisionist LIES. Just because you germholes try to smear the fabric of reality with your shitstains of speech doesn't mean you can cake up the threads of existential truth with your cerebral fecal matter and pretend it's pure white uncut fact. Suck a shitsack you weak, feeble, pawns. Are your weapons that frail?
You can't even talk about the music, because it's so fucking GOOD. Thanks for being petty and weak.
Employee, thank you. Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta of Love, doesn't it? Yeah, I love my life, too.
Stay up, fellow hip hop king.
blastmaster wrote:Speaking of promoting your album: Without PhilaFlava, how many of us would have ever heard of Mindbender or his “music”?
I’ll answer. It’s zero. You literally only exist here.
YOU DENSE, FOOLISH, WILFULLY IGNORANT MORONIC BUFFOON.
Why do you make it SO EASY to make your lies, false projections and fabrications look like the BULLSHIT they are?
I'll have a copy of the radio show early next week, but for now, here a place that interviewed me:
and I bet they never heard of Philaflava. But they definitely heard of Mindbender Supreme, so FUH Q
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Never. I'm not gonna validate him. YOU battle him you career-less, feckless, dreamless trollpawn.
Me writing these mere words is battling enough. And you guys still keep losing. And I STILL have more sex than you or any of you losers that hate me.
You aren't talking about my new music, because I'M 100% RIGHT. It is exactly what I say it is: an escape from the bullshit wackness of 2018. I accomplished something that infuriates you for not having the skill or vision to do. And you also hate me because I possess a level of dedication to music and art that YOU HATERS DO NOT POSSESS, because you're fake pieces of shit. Go ahead and stay angry at me for having more dedication to artistry than you. Go ahead and try to tear down my dreams because I HAVE some. You guys stay on the sidelines of existence, making nothing, doing nothing and saying nothing. Kanye West called you 'dream killers', and if you had any strength or power, you might be able to do that. But not to ME. I'm a God and I'm a King. You devilpawns can't do shit to me. EVER.
you should feel honored I'm pissing on you with these words. battle you? as if you deserve my talent.
i'm already giving you more fame and attention than you deserve by simply writing this, pissant.
stay losing in life, stepchild. y'all keep me entertained with the unceasing depth of your shallowness.
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Dude’s pussy. He knows he’ll get murked by me and that’s not something he’s willing to let happen in front of everyone here. What’s funny about that is he’s acting as if he’s got some kind of reputation to uphold. Nobody here has any respect for him at all though.
thought I'd see how Fairyboy Loserama's album promo was going and check the website in his sig but he's too broke to keep the domain name and it's up for grabs if anyone wants it.
Then I checked twitter but a brief search doesn't bring up any mention of it on there either.
If a delusional Canadian rapper drops an album and the only online presence is on a message board where he's being roundly ridiculed and the only support is coming from a manic depressive socially awkward troll who lost his creative edge a few years back sometime between getting banned from this site and his 12th attempt at maintaining a blog failing again, does that album even exist?
step one wrote:thought I'd see how Fairyboy Loserama's album promo was going and check the website in his sig but he's too broke to keep the domain name and it's up for grabs if anyone wants it.
Then I checked twitter but a brief search doesn't bring up any mention of it on there either.
If a delusional Canadian rapper drops an album and the only online presence is on a message board where he's being roundly ridiculed and the only support is coming from a manic depressive socially awkward troll who lost his creative edge a few years back sometime between getting banned from this site and his 12th attempt at maintaining a blog failing again, does that album even exist?
Fucking stalker. You have NO LIFE.
When you told me you wrote for NahRight, I just took your word for it. Because if you are such a loser, you have to fabricate facts to get respect, you are not even worth discovering HOW fake you are.
I never have lied to anyone here. You maggottrolls ain't worth the energy. I would NEVER fucking waste my time googling ANY of you fuckbags. Holy shit, I'd rather masturbate to a blank computer screen than waste ONE moment trying to prove how pathetic you losers ACTUALLY are outside of Phila. You're lame enough here. I laugh at you all for being so fucking lame. And I collect my data on the state of the average savage toxic masculine fuckboy, because I am not one of y'all. This is educational, seeing how wack you fuckers can get. It astounds me.
LMAO that you didn't find anything on Twitter about my album. How is that wilful ignorance working out?
Hobo, you need to work on making sure your kids don't hate you and your wife isn't gonna leave you before you worry about embarrassing yourself in song format in a futile attempt to revive your non-existent music career. I will NOT give you your last flicker of post-high-school hope. You will NOT get 8 Mile flashbacks. You are NOT B. Rabbit. You are a wack, ugly, corny mediocre white man. You are the American Nightmare in disturbian format. I couldn't respect myself in the morning after battling you. Keep on dreaming, you putz. I won't even TEXT BATTLE you.
You petty, puny caucazoid devils are so fucking lame and weak, you can't create anything original. You have to drag down and try to destroy people who are morally, intellectually, creatively, verbally and sexually superior to your own inept, pathetic existence. You want to sabotage me? Fuck your life until you're fucking dead, you hip hop necrovulture.
Whether its stepchild or its uncleanhobozo, How much do you hate the fact that you say I can't rap and have no career, and once again, I STILL made an album with genius rhymes and amazing beats, something you've NEVER been able to do even ONCE in your "life"?
I repeat: "Alien Orchestra" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOUR ENTIRE CREATIVE EXISTENCE ON EARTH
You're in Heaven right now, God.
Create the universe you dream of. http://www.mindbenderlovesyou.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Bender just became the first rapper in history to launch a torrent of abuse at someone for searching for info on his new release online and accuse them of being a stalker.
Comedy Quaddafi wrote:I tried to google the album and nothing came up. You don't even seem to have promoted it on your Twitter.
But I did enjoy this...
Is that one of your girlfriends?
I don't have girlfriends, I have lovers.
I took a few days off promoting it on Twitter. You didn't go back that far. And Twitter is the best to promote porn so I sometimes push Malcolm Lovejoy over Mindbender Supreme. But I'll be working this album for the next 6 months or more. Don't worry.
Dem likkle haters are barely strong enough to walk a 100 yard sprint. I'm on a motherfucking art marathon.
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step one wrote:Bender just became the first rapper in history to launch a torrent of abuse at someone for searching for info on his new release online and accuse them of being a stalker.
I think we're done here.
Fuck your lies. Can you fucking stop moving the goalposts with every post? First you're listening to it. Then you're hating it. Then you say nobody listens. Then you say you are searching for info. Then you try to get people to shut me down. Fuck your entire fucking empty, pathetic, meaningless existence.
You have NO LIFE. You are suggesting people buy my domain and troll.
YOU SHOULD BE DONE IN HIP HOP. You aren't an honorable human at all.
Wigga, I would never wish someone to sabotage your life. YOU'RE FAR TOO PATHETIC. I feel deep pity for you. I sit here in my Heaven, and I *almost* feel sorry for your complete lack of connection to the hip hop community or the culture.
You know why you guys hate me? Because you can't CREATE anything. So you try to destroy something else. HOW WEAK ARE YOU?
You know you're not done. You have nothing in life without such purpose-manifesting emotions like your petty childish hatred for a God like YOTMB.
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Dude’s pussy. He knows he’ll get murked by me and that’s not something he’s willing to let happen in front of everyone here. What’s funny about that is he’s acting as if he’s got some kind of reputation to uphold. Nobody here has any respect for him at all though.
You've never even made a video. You're not on my level. Stop pretending you are an MC worth respect.
Anyone can talk this shit. Only a few can back it up with artistry and product. You ain't piss to me, boy.
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Big up, me bredren. It's nice to perch upon my laurels and look down at the maggotcrabs in a cesspool that try to drag me down to their filthworld, but I refuse to be moved. Fuck these fake fucks.
