Mindbender Supreme - Journey Into Sound: THE NEW ALBUM

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

Let the record show that MB has fucked a diversity of hoes, ranging all the way up to 10s.


Hobo's ex wife is fly no doubt. Too bad he blew that by failing to step up, be a man, and provide. Now some illegal immigrant is playing football with his kids.

[Clean Hobo]

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

Sorry bro, mentioning your estranged family was too far. Ima fall back now.

[Clean Hobo]

Sorry bro, mentioning your estranged family was too far. Ima fall back now.

[Y@k Bollox]

Damn. Big Kev getting personal!

[Mindbender Futurama]

real quick take. have you ever thought these "women" don't deserve to be subjected to this thread? you're online posting pictures of women in a thread and forum you are getting bashed in and they are getting bashed as collateral damage. here's a quick 101 for you, seeing as you do this professionally and have never really actually picked up chicks throughout your life. posting pictures online and bragging about how hard you're laying the dick down is a good way to not get laid anymore. i'm not going to be on here talking about how ugly the girls you are with are as long as they are girls, but all of the tranny shit is foul when you can't look your own family in the eyes. stop being proud of that shit and look yourself in the mirror and make a change.

i'd NEVER let any of my lovers know about this place. Not a single relationship has been affected by this. And any woman I'm with would easily see through the pathetic attempts of these sexless haters. Also, I've revealed maybe FOUR out of the literally HUNDREDS of women I've slept with since I've become a porn star. I only show a tiny bit of my sex life here to prove my words aka I only pull out enough DICK to win the contest. I ain't gotta say more, I'm already a sexual legend beyond anyone else EVER on Philaflava. I barely share my wisdom here cause long ago most of the boys here proved they weren't man enough to learn or relate with their own stories of being a sex god. So I pass by when I feel like learning the state of the modern hiffop! caveman.

LOL @ the last line. I am proud of everyone I've put my dick in. My family is good. I've had sex with one transgender person, kissed a few, and kissed a few dudes. I've never sucked one dick and never fucked one male asshole. EVER. I sleep good at night knowing how amazing my sex life is, and how lucky I am that I'm not any other modern pig. I'm changing the world already as Malcolm Lovejoy.

NOW PASS THE TITTY

or is it

NOW PASS THE BABY

in some hoods, they call weed by the street name "titty"... and on the other side of town, it's "baby"

Fuck me life though. I make ONE slightly off-hand joke, and motherfuckers NEVER forget it. Years later. Jesus christ.

Cleanhobos wife is definitely hotter than anything mindbender has touched, especially that smurf bitch

She's fly. Best thing he ever did. I'm proud of that piece of shit. I still won't listen to his dis record.

I still don't believe in monogamous marriage as a relationship style that works for most people, and when I talk about him not having sex with her, he doesn't reply with "actually, we fuck all the time". So, he might have a fly wife, but HE'S so wack, there apparently is no spark, no POP!, no fire, no passion in that loveless, suburban May/December white bread nuclear family union. But if he's happy with her, I'm genuinely happy for him. I'm not that weak and powerless. I wish happy relationships to everyone. But that's why most of y'all HATE ME SO MUCH. Because no matter how wack you say my rhymes are, I ACTUALLY am fucking lots and lots of women and y'all ain't. I know shitloads of somethings that y'all don't have no clues about, even if you type "Bender can't rap and fucks trannies" a million times.

Wanna know the difference between a GOD like Mindbender and dumpster trash devils like half of y'all? I NEVER disrespect the actual people y'all are with. I make milquetoast jokes about them, but NEVER DISRESPECT THEM. I really try not to. But y'all weaklings are so fucking morally filthy, so feckless, so petty, so tiny, so ignorant, so savage, so lame, so bereft of basic human dignity, y'all not only try to shit on my greatness, but you try to slander the people in my love life. I don't even listen to them disses, you know. You just prove to me that you're not worth pissing on if you were approaching death via burning from spontaneous combustion.

Peace to your wife, creamofhobo. War to your Philalife. Is MALEK right? You're separated? So you faking the funk??? Is that why you ain't saying shit in defense? AT LEAST I SPEAK MY FUCKING TRUTH IN DEFENSE AGAINST YOU WEAK DEVILS. So, did you get with her when you were in high school and peaked as a man in life? Did she leave you cause you fell the fuck off so hard in life, and you spend your time begging for battles with MCs you say you hate? What's REALLY good, dawg?

I have over ten lovers. I have way too much amazing paid and unpaid sex with women who love me to give one dirty rat's asshole if any of you excruciatingly wack chumps think they are ugly. A beautiful woman is in my kitchen right now cooking food for us, and I spent all day making porn and fucking another goddess. How y'all living? Anyone living good enough to write their reality here? Go for it.

P.S. One of my lovers gave me the sex noises I used on 'PDA' from masturbating after we fucked for a few hours. She said I've made her squirt more than any sex toy she's ever had, or any other man in her entire life. She enjoyed hearing herself in the song. I'm so good, motherfuckers.

Are you, or are you not pieces of shit? I'm not. I keep trying to do good things for hip hop & the world.
Many of you cannot say the same. Fuck outta here. Come back with an album as good as #JIS, then we can talk.

[step one]

The way you keep praising yourself for winning this sex contest that no one else is competing in is fucking strange m8.

Probably explains your inability to maintain a meaningful relationship with anyone though.

[907]

Yeah, basing your whole self worth on getting laid is weird and lame. Everyone fucks, it's not some huge accomplishment.

[step one]

likely that the reason he's so amped about sex now is that didn't get much when he was younger which is kind of understandable when you consider the appeal of a struggling indie rapper with receding hairline and terrible fashion sense.
Using an alias and having someone pay the women obviously helps things considerably and the fact its porn means he doesn't have to wear his weird ass clothes so they can probably tolerate the billboard sized forehead by that point.

[dubs]

in some hoods, they call weed by the street name "titty"... and on the other side of town, it's "baby"

[Mindbender Futurama]

The way you keep praising yourself for winning this sex contest that no one else is competing in is fucking strange m8.

Probably explains your inability to maintain a meaningful relationship with anyone though.

All I hear is "yeah, I DON'T have a girlfriend and I'm not even wealthy or cool enough to pay for sex workers."

I have 10 lovers. Only on left me in the last year and a half. Why would you say something so stupid and untrue, knowing you have zero perspective on the details of such accusations? I am a professional relationship counselor as well as porn star. A beautiful supermodel woman said "you make me feel more safe than any other man ever" just two days ago. I'm a God of Love and Sex. Get your truth straight and get your slander down.

I like sex, and I get a LOT of it. If you were a real DJ, and you liked music, and were getting a lot of music, you should be happy. And if you were interesting as a person, you could maybe talk about the music you are getting.

I am smarter than you want to admit. And are you asexual? I am okay with aces, bruh. If you're not gay and you just dont like pussy either, it's still okay. You ain't gotta lie to kick it around here... but I can guess why you still hide your life details.

"PDA" talks about guys like you.

[gusty wingers]

maybe it's time to start contacting jane way and some of these girls with dicks and tell them what bender has been doing on the internet forums

[Spartan]

I am a professional relationship counselor

[step one]

The way you keep praising yourself for winning this sex contest that no one else is competing in is fucking strange m8.

Probably explains your inability to maintain a meaningful relationship with anyone though.

All I hear is "yeah, I DON'T have a girlfriend and I'm not even wealthy or cool enough to pay for sex workers."

That's "all you hear" because you're dumb as fuck with the mental age of a 14 year old.
I got married last year and we have a baby due in February so I'm kind of past the 'I've got a girlfriend' stage, let alone feeling the need to brag about it online.
I can assure you that being cool and/or wealthy is not part of the criteria for acquiring for the services of a sex worker (although I will concede that based on what you wear, your opinions on music and how broke you are, that we have wildly different definitions of what cool and wealthy means).

[Spartan]

Grats, step!

[step one]

[Clean Hobo]

yaddayaddayadda

Been married for 12 years. Sex is good with her because she’s a woman and not a dude (I don’t judge, dick is your preference). We just bought a new home in the area we’ve always wanted to live in. Life is about as good as it gets. I’m still a manic-depressive nutcase but I take my meds everyday — unlike Kanye — and that’s been working pretty damn well. So overall, yeah, if I complained I’d be a real shit bag. Thanks for the compliment on my wife though.

[Clean Hobo]

Grats, step!

[Mindbender Futurama]

The way you keep praising yourself for winning this sex contest that no one else is competing in is fucking strange m8.

Probably explains your inability to maintain a meaningful relationship with anyone though.

All I hear is "yeah, I DON'T have a girlfriend and I'm not even wealthy or cool enough to pay for sex workers."

That's "all you hear" because you're dumb as fuck with the mental age of a 14 year old.
I got married last year and we have a baby due in February so I'm kind of past the 'I've got a girlfriend' stage, let alone feeling the need to brag about it online.
I can assure you that being cool and/or wealthy is not part of the criteria for acquiring for the services of a sex worker (although I will concede that based on what you wear, your opinions on music and how broke you are, that we have wildly different definitions of what cool and wealthy means).

Ah, so that's why you don't talk about your life: because you drank the monogamy kool-aid.
Welp, I hope it tastes good for the rest of your life, bro! Maybe that's why you're so fucking pissy at me all the time: because I'm out here loving my life even though its hella far off the beaten path, and you keep walking the typical life route, like it's the key to success. And I'm out here, succeeding and failing and sparkling like nobody else EVER, and it bothers you deeply. You know more about me than MANY people though. I should keep you in mind for a future YOTMB documentary, get a hater's secret admirer perspective

Sincerely though: I am happy for you and your wifey having a kid. Wishing for ten fingers and ten toes, bro. May it be healthy and happy. No fucking bullshit, children are the last miracle in the world and anyone having a child in this armageddon-tainted world is a brave ass soul. Enjoy that blessing, dawg.

Back to the intellectual beatdown: you have ZERO clue about the sex work world, so why don't you just zip your lilly-livered lips about that god level shit? I've taught workshops and had clients come from out of town to pay for my sex work advice. Fuck outta here with your collective ignorance. Just because you guys are emotionally stunted white males with psyches trapped in a 1974-era of masculinity doesn't mean I'm going to accept your accusations of my own advanced intellectual and emotional evolution. Stay foul.

And you're right, you know. I AM NOT BRAGGING ABOUT BEING WITH TEN LOVERS. JUST SIMPLY MY TRUTH. I do *NOT* talk about MOST of my sex life here. I tried to have a grown and mature conversation about it. The thread was LITERALLY CALLED "The Grown and Sexy Thread". When Kanye and Drake hang out and talk about cars and money or whatever, it's not bragging when they state their basic rich life details. I'm not trying to get anyone's fucking friendship here. I talk about sex and women because THAT'S PART OF MY HIP HOP WORLD. Big Boi is into dogs. RA the Rugged Man is into movies. I'm into porn. It's not bragging, you mope. I talk about 5% of my sex life here. Y'all ain't ready. But it does me no good to just stay in my heaven and bask. I need to know how bad it is out here for the average savage. So thank you all for giving me a peek into the minds of the modern toxic male rap sociopath. 'Preciate cha.

If Love is wealth, I'm about on Drake's level. Or Richard Branson. Or Elon Musk. Or Jeff Bezos.
I made love about eleven times this weekend, with four different beautiful women. KANYESHRUG.
You know ONE type of lyric you did not hear on "Journey Into Sound"? "I only love my bed and my momma". Sorry, not sorry. Me? I have abundant love, sex and happiness in my life. Abundant. And I'm comfortable, money wise. Been taking care of myself for 20+ years, so I laugh at your shameful lies of my poverty.

Money can't buy CLASS, HONOR or DIGNITY. As many of you guys have proven, time and time again.

I have women from out of town who want to come fuck me in December, and have marked it on calendars.
I'm good, no matter what happens. And my destiny is weird and untraditional. But I'm making history.

[Mindbender Futurama]

likely that the reason he's so amped about sex now is that didn't get much when he was younger which is kind of understandable when you consider the appeal of a struggling indie rapper with receding hairline and terrible fashion sense.
Using an alias and having someone pay the women obviously helps things considerably and the fact its porn means he doesn't have to wear his weird ass clothes so they can probably tolerate the billboard sized forehead by that point.

laughable lies.

lost my virginity at 13
had a full year of sex at 16 with first long term relationship
my first open relationship with two women at once was at the age of 19
spent 6 years of my 20's in an open relationship and going to sex clubs, threesomes & more
became a porn star at 35 and had HUNDREDS of more lovers

at this trajectory, I'll be half way to Lexington Steele's numbers by the time I'm 50

I've made love to three sisters in a family. I've been on dates with mothers and daughters. Y'all don't know the levels I'm on. You truly miss out on learning from a legendary resource of info. But on the other hand, I am constantly taking notes on how obtuse, ignorant, wilfully self-destructive, and closed-minded the typical man is when I read many of your posts, as you STAY STUCK ON HETEROSEXUAL MONOGAMY and the nuclear family structure like it will bring joy and happiness, when it hasn't for generations upon generations of humanity. But if you guys are *happy*, then that's all there is to it.

I know I'm happy. I'm the only award-winning rapping pornstar in Canada. Who are you again?

#JOURNEYINTOSOUND available now on Spotify & iTunes. "Cancel The Show" speaks on this sex/love/family feud business. I dropped a serious gem on 'em.

[gusty wingers]

yeah but if I bring it to your doorstep and start messaging jane way or some of these women in this thread and let them know how you are acting here

exposing you and this thread might damn well be my comeup if you're even half as big as you think

[Mindbender Futurama]

yeah but if I bring it to your doorstep and start messaging jane way or some of these women in this thread and let them know how you are acting here

exposing you and this thread might damn well be my comeup if you're even half as big as you think

fuck outta here with even more of your collective pathetic stalking of my personal life. loser.
FYI: my lovers will laugh at you.
there is nothing to gain.
i've exposed no women's names. i've disrespected none of my lovers.
jane way is too busy to give a HALF a fuck about you.
all you're going to do if you waste even MORE of your fucking wasteman life doing this, is embarrass yourself to some women that will ignore you once you make your intentions clear

what AM I doing? promoting my album as well as schooling some fuckboys on how lame they are
so exactly HOW is this going to make me look bad?
your idiotic delusion makes even MY ambitions take pause (literally no homo)

you want some YOTMB attention that bad, bruh? damn, why you jockeying for position to be the weakest fuck here? i thought that crown rested firmly on creamofhobo's pinhead but DAG YO

maaan, listen

[Clean Hobo]

[gusty wingers]

how many rounds can a man lose before he gets off the ropes and starts throwing back??

[Clean Hobo]

how many rounds can a man lose before he gets off the ropes and starts throwing back??

[gusty wingers]

this dude has thrown in the towel of life

[Clean Hobo]

this dude has thrown in the towel of life

“You couldn’t sell two copies if you pressed a double album.”

Genderbender proved it.

[gusty wingers]

he really does bend a hell of a gender

[gusty wingers]

if this thread needs to be summarized, you have a clean hobo diss bodying mindbenders entire existence (actually multiple different sonnings at this point), and an album cover of mindbender hugging one of his tranny lovers naked... the literal epitome of phila flava... anybody yearning for that 2004 swag at this point are just being beta dreamers... the phila has never been this live... EDM smashes more male ass than anybody in phila history... this shit is OUT OF CONTROL

[Clean Hobo]