Ghostface - the lost tapes

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

lol at the #shelteredpatrol popping in to drugshame. employee did one marijuana and his legs fell off. gooch tried to bulk up but roids shriveled your nuts. and LOL at the '80s rock god' who doesn't understand what an opiate is.

[step one]

^^ quick reminder that everyone here has seen what you look like so best to pipe down

[Career Over Like Mike(NJJ)]

lol at the #shelteredpatrol popping in to drugshame. employee did one marijuana and his legs fell off. gooch tried to bulk up but roids shriveled your nuts. and LOL at the '80s rock god' who doesn't understand what an opiate is.

Please tell us about drugs and debauchery, Canadian virgin in a shirt bought by his mother who went on a European vacation alone and spent 99% of it posting on philaflava about Drake

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

*job interview

I got the job. I live here now. U live on my discarded nut hair.

What u wanna know

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

Look at that handsome fella. The sense of confidence and professionalism in his eyes. You know he fucks. You've had one sexual partner over the last decade and she's too chubby to go to the swimming pool.

[Clean Hobo]

Two posts in a row = extremely perturbed and agitated.

[Career Over Like Mike(NJJ)]

Look at that sorry 2 chinned fgt. He can see north & east at the Same Damn Time with his crossed eyes. You know he moderates an R.I.P Elliot Rogers subreddit. Now Dids has gotten laid he's the 's last virgin standing .

[dubs]

Is that a real life pic?

Asking for a friend.

[Career Over Like Mike(NJJ)]

Yes, unfortunately (for him) that's the real INCEL DARTH MALEK.

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

Nobody gets ur nerdy jokes, faggot. The fact you even use words like incel reveal the circles of the internet you roll in. Would anybody be surprised if this creep gets busted for kiddie porn?

Ps. I dare you to post a pic of urself fgt. You've already shown us your legs, which I'm assuming are your weakest feature, so what's the harm?

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

Two posts in a row = extremely perturbed and agitated.

It's called back2back. 6 gods get it.

[Clean Hobo]

Two posts in a row = extremely perturbed and agitated.

It's called back2back. 6 gods get it.

I don’t see 2 chinz tbch.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

On some real shit, I'm starting to doubt that Hustler would ever associate himself with someone like EDM IRL.

#FRFR

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

during the dark times, i was hustler's only connection to the real world.

you keep his name out your coldsore-ridden mouf, bitch.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

during the dark times, i was hustler's only connection to the real world.

you keep his name out your coldsore-ridden mouf, bitch.

Can you expand on this, brah?

[Clean Hobo]

during the dark times, i was hustler's only connection to the real world.

you keep his name out your coldsore-ridden mouf, bitch.

Can you expand on this, brah?

There were no lit times. That should help.

[Career Over Like Mike(NJJ)]

nerdy

faggot

Would anybody be surprised if this creep gets busted for kiddie porn?

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

gucci bottoms: monstrously bored with his life, 90% of which involves taking public transport / painstakingly pleasuring his overweight wife. creepily desperate for gossip on a man he's never met.

cleanhomo: overeager to throw me under the bus so he can be relieved of his position of phila whipping boy.

i drive a kia to my wife's boyfriend's house to pick her up: frantically editing his posts to try to pull a W out of the fact that he's stalking me online. last box of condoms he bought has long since expired, no longer bothers to purchase.

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

me: young, wavy, nutting raw in women. has the juice: career, $, large house with terrace adjacent to the river. (i'm running a big risk by mentioning that in case 'i drive my parents crazy with my inability to find a girlfriend' finds my address).

hustler: back in business, bouncing at some trashy club, fucking club sluts like he posed to.


just the facts, fellas.

[Clean Hobo]

You post about sucking dick and dudes plowing you balls deep. You’ve been the perennial “whipping boy ( )” since day one, breuuhs.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

me: young, wavy, nutting raw in women. has the juice: career, $, large house with terrace adjacent to the river. (i'm running a big risk by mentioning that in case 'i drive my parents crazy with my inability to find a girlfriend' finds my address).

hustler: back in business, bouncing at some trashy club, fucking club sluts like he posed to.


just the facts, fellas.

Oh, so you're straight now...

[step one]

me: young, wavy, nutting raw in women. has the juice: career, $, large house with terrace adjacent to the river. (i'm running a big risk by mentioning that in case 'i drive my parents crazy with my inability to find a girlfriend' finds my address).

hustler: back in business, bouncing at some trashy club, fucking club sluts like he posed to.


just the facts, fellas.

This is just sad

[Mindbender Futurama]

Nobody gets ur nerdy jokes, faggot. The fact you even use words like incel reveal the circles of the internet you roll in. Would anybody be surprised if this creep gets busted for kiddie porn?

Ps. I dare you to post a pic of urself fgt. You've already shown us your legs, which I'm assuming are your weakest feature, so what's the harm?

ALL OF THIS. Wizard of Oz-ass OP stays poppin junk about errrrrybody, when his dog-scaring grill has neverrrrrr been shown on the wild wild west of the baby blue message boards. Chicken-shit weakling!

King of the Glass House throwing a million petty pebbles

Even Wick-wick and Cleanhobone have shown their ugly mugs without fear round here

How WEAK is someone who is afraid to be seen on the internet????? There's 13 year old girls making YouTube videos about Pokemon & Doja Cat with more guts than you, Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) FOH

[step one]

Why you watching vlogs by 13 year old girls though?

Oh yeah, i forgot...

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Nobody gets ur nerdy jokes, faggot. The fact you even use words like incel reveal the circles of the internet you roll in. Would anybody be surprised if this creep gets busted for kiddie porn?

Ps. I dare you to post a pic of urself fgt. You've already shown us your legs, which I'm assuming are your weakest feature, so what's the harm?

ALL OF THIS. Wizard of Oz-ass OP stays poppin junk about errrrrybody, when his dog-scaring grill has neverrrrrr been shown on the wild wild west of the baby blue message boards. Chicken-shit weakling!

King of the Glass House throwing a million petty pebbles

Even Wick-wick and Cleanhobone have shown their ugly mugs without fear round here

How WEAK is someone who is afraid to be seen on the internet????? There's 13 year old girls making YouTube videos about Pokemon & Doja Cat with more guts than you, Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) FOH

Are you also fervently hysterical over employee never showing his face on teh , bro?

[blastmaster]

Don’t you have an album to promote, mb? Or does your label’s marketing team have it under control leaving you time to post?

[Clean Hobo]

Don’t you have an album to promote, mb? Or does your label’s marketing team have it under control leaving you time to post?

[step one]

Are you also fervently hysterical over employee never showing his face on teh , bro?

[Career Over Like Mike(NJJ)]

INCEL DARTH MALEK is right now

When Hustler said he'd never once seen IDM with a girl, most of us assumed it was just #banter between the #lads, milkbag style.

After seeing IDM's picture, however, it's clear Hustler wasn't joking. IDM is a 32 year old virgin:



You went on holiday alone and spent 90% of it posting on a rap message board about Drake, bruv. No wonder you're so upset at Hobo turning on you

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Don’t you have an album to promote, mb? Or does your label’s marketing team have it under control leaving you time to post?

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