Worst Poster of 2018

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Who's the worst?

EDM
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50%
MB
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Re: Worst Poster of 2018

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Malcolm Rentboy versus INCEL DARTH MALEK.

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As B-Legit once said, "get ya toilet paper because it's gonna get shitty! " :shittylikesometp:

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This was the year of the leaked picture. 2018 saw a lot of highlights, including some cringey new mindbender music in the form of a double Lp, but nothing was more revealing than a lipless picture that surfaced on the Phila earlier last year. Package that with EDM's daily dickriding of mindbender and his admittance of "smashing male ass" and his admitted love for trannies and you have a true candidate for worst poster of the year. Went with slim lips.
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how often per jerk session do you think of me?
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Re: Worst Poster of 2018

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how many want to bet this little weasel voted for mindbender? you little scrawny pencil necked geek, stabbing people in the back while you take it in the ass. quite the human centipede you are.
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@ Gloss

As per :phila: tradition, will the winner of this poll be getting a ban and then their name changed upon return?

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let's start with a name change or custom title

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maybe we should get some highlights together
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Minortoucher is obviously the W.O.A.T poster in the history of :phila: but INCEL DARTH MALEK snatched 2018 from him.

Perennial weedcarrier for other Canuck posters.

Spending his entire European vacation defending Drake in M2C.

Getting so angry at being exposed as a 33 year old virgin that he invented a fake "I've got some girl pregnant, guys" story thread literally an hour later :lol:

Was genuinely upset when Req and Hobo started clowning him.

Looking like the most swagless motherfucker to grace this board since Dids.

Having 2 chinz and no lipz.

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Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) wrote:Minortoucher is obviously the W.O.A.T poster in the history of :phila: but INCEL DARTH MALEK snatched 2018 from him.

Perennial weedcarrier for other Canuck posters.

Spending his entire European vacation defending Drake in M2C.

Getting so angry at being exposed as a 33 year old virgin that he invented a fake "I've got some girl pregnant, guys" story thread literally an hour later :lol:

Was genuinely upset when Req and Hobo started clowning him.

Looking like the most swagless motherfucker to grace this board since Dids.

Having 2 chinz and no lipz.
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Tbh I think even Dids has way more swag than EDM. At least Dids takes risks with his garb, it's not every day you see #LAYERING to that extreme. I have no doubt in my mind that EDM's Mom bought him that button down. Shit is just unforgivable.

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Re: Worst Poster of 2018

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crazy fly layering. dids wouldn't wear that dusty ass button up to bed. the incel kid looks like his Mommy dressed him up for picture day.
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Philaflava wrote:let's start with a name change or custom title
true. it would feel so empty without me.




@i drive a 150cc motor scooter & lusty dongers -- AKA the :phila: Hillary/tim kaine ticket -- your combined hard-ons for me continue to perplex. like the big man I am a transformational figure, so I guess the NY progressive hipster crowd is naturally threatened.





ps. if you want to know about my trip to Manchester just bump the thread, pussy.
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how TF is MB catching up? I think some ppl are getting winter amnesia.
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Little brillo pad hair gay face, you look like a razor burn
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EMCEE DARK PHALLUS HUNTER: THE INCELLIONAIRE.

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^low effort trolling by a couple invalids.

actual worst poster of 2018: step son. 70% of his posts he's nursing a hard on for me.
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the votes are incel :copy:
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EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:how TF is MB catching up? I think some ppl are getting winter amnesia.
I voted for myself and I'm still not winning :naswtf:

There is a fart in the wind, a change in the air. Maybe :phila: is getting sawft

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Mindbender Futurama wrote:
EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:how TF is MB catching up? I think some ppl are getting winter amnesia.
I voted for myself and I'm still not winning :naswtf:

There is a fart in the wind, a change in the air. Maybe :phila: is getting sawft

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Voting for you is boring. It has been for many years now. It’s a foregone conclusion. You’re always gonna be terrible.

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Mindbender Futurama wrote: "King of the town, yeah I been that" :ironmike: :lastweek: :omar:
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I think Malek is funny. Voted bender. 17/16 right now

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ric wrote:I think Malek is funny. Voted bender. 17/16 right now
:cheers:

But I'm willing to carry the cross on this one. The :phila: is on life support and some of these guys don't have a lot going on in their life. If having a wavy, pussy getting scapegoat brings a little excitement to their day i am happy to oblige.
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dont you mean male ass getting? you've never in your entire life had sex with a woman. i would bet so much you can never show a picture of the razor burn rash looking lipless man we have come to know next to an actual woman let alone a woman you fucked. you are a BOZO.
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EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:
ric wrote:I think Malek is funny. Voted bender. 17/16 right now
:cheers:

But I'm willing to carry the cross on this one. The :phila: is on life support and some of these guys don't have a lot going on in their life. If having a wavy, pussy getting scapegoat brings a little excitement to their day i am happy to oblige.
So your Gay gimmick has run its course?

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I honestly don't even think of Mindbender as a bad poster. Dude does bugged out space rap and porn. Does he go on long, obsessive rants about Drake and Nas? Of course, but that's why a site like this exists. Is he prone to call himself God when you don't agree with him? You bet. But the fact that such a random, bizarre individual posts here is something we ought not take for granted.

Who the fuck is EDM though?

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Versive wrote:
Who the fuck is EDM though?
I believe he's a previous winner of Worst Poster of The Year.
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step one wrote:
Versive wrote:
Who the fuck is EDM though?
I believe he's a previous winner of Worst Poster of The Year.


iirc I lost by a slim margin last time around. I was banned for an unrelated reason that involved speaking truth to power.





@versive it's always cute when a side character hops on the dog pile. did I say something mean to u at some point?
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I think you might have been the first person to think I was Shawn Wigs, which yea I guess, but nah, just playing along with the fuckery. Mindbender is more interesting and therefore a better poster. Carry on...

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lol versive is a main character dawg. you are literally a tranny loving non player character with basic shock value gay quotes. mindbender is a real hip hop legend, really out here doing the damn thing and versive is shawn wigs weed carrier. you a lame without lips. the boy with the unironed button up.
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EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:
step one wrote:
Versive wrote:
Who the fuck is EDM though?
I believe he's a previous winner of Worst Poster of The Year.


iirc I lost by a slim margin last time around. I was banned for an unrelated reason that involved speaking truth to power.





@versive it's always cute when a side character hops on the dog pile. did I say something mean to u at some point?
Can we ban you again this year and exchange you for Hustler?

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