Arlene posted this on Facebook but it was too good not to share with the Sports Bar faithful. Some highlights:
This is the guy who yells, גSIT DOWN ORTIZ, YOU FAT FUCK!ג after Big Papi strikes out
Devoid of personality Fred works OVERTIME to attract the ladies. Something tells us heגs going to hold onto his virginity for a long time to come.
1981: Began wearing an Indiana Jones hat. גIגm an Action Adventure kind of guyג¦ in the sackג.
1995: Donned Batman t-shirt, גWhen I put a condom on my little man I call him my caped crusaderג
2001: Adopted pretentious Euro-trash-ian way of holding his cigarettes, גI got panache baby, chin chinג
2009: Slipped on a Yankees Jersey: גOkay, Iגm starting to feel a wee bit desperate.
I like to spend Shabbat on a park bench, thinking of great Jewish New York Yankeesג¦Uh, Ken Holtzman ג¦ Ron Blomberg ג¦ Jews have contributed more than 40 RBIs in the history of the team. Oh, and please ignore the iPhone on my balls. Iגm trying to get cancer.
if we're talking strictly fans, anyone who's been to a mets game can attest that 45% of their fans are obese and look to have a touch of downs syndrome. when john rocker popped shit about the seven train, he was only a little off. it's not so much the gay people and pregnant teens that are the problem, it's parade of retards in hundley jerseys.
and , to clarify, i'm not anti-mets at all. their fans, however, are certified short bussers.
regardless, red sox fans are the biggest faggots on the planet (sorry alaska).
the playoffs the yanks missed last year. or the same playoffs in which the yanks havent even been to the world series of since since 2003. or the playoffs in which they havent escaped the first round in years. you choose. yup
Blockhead wrote:if we're talking strictly fans, anyone who's been to a mets game can attest that 45% of their fans are obese and look to have a touch of downs syndrome. when john rocker popped shit about the seven train, he was only a little off. it's not so much the gay people and pregnant teens that are the problem, it's parade of retards in hundley jerseys.
and , to clarify, i'm not anti-mets at all. their fans, however, are certified short bussers.
regardless, red sox fans are the biggest faggots on the planet (sorry alaska).
In modern times, Yankeees fans have mostly consisted of transplants, yuppies, guidos from Northern NJ and Long Island, celebrities, Hispanics and Browns who donned a Yankees cap in an effort to feel American, stockbrokers, and upper-class Manhattanites.
The Mets are the team of the people. The Yankees are the team of choice for pretensious faggots and ignorant simpletons who don't know any better.
the playoffs the yanks missed last year. or the same playoffs in which the yanks havent even been to the world series of since since 2003. or the playoffs in which they havent escaped the first round in years. you choose. yup
lol, a couple of championships and a whole fan base gets gassed.
you act like you know what a winning tradition is. lean back.
an intelligent person knows that anything can happen in a 7 game series. i'm not stupid enough to say that the yankees are better then the sox at this point in the season. but you do seem like, from your posts in this thread, that you seem 100% confident that the red sox will better the yanks in a 7 game series when in our rivalry's history, it's a fact that there is no such thing as certainties.
basically, stop being a douche. yup.
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Blockhead wrote:if we're talking strictly fans, anyone who's been to a mets game can attest that 45% of their fans are obese and look to have a touch of downs syndrome. when john rocker popped shit about the seven train, he was only a little off. it's not so much the gay people and pregnant teens that are the problem, it's parade of retards in hundley jerseys.
and , to clarify, i'm not anti-mets at all. their fans, however, are certified short bussers.
regardless, red sox fans are the biggest faggots on the planet (sorry alaska).
i've never hated on the mets or their fans.
i think their obsession with the yankees and yankee fans is cute and a point of ridicule for me. so i like to egg them on.
lol @ the mets being a team of the people. the mets are THE hipster team in NY. hipsters think the yanks are too mainstream and that's the biggest reason why they root for the mets. it's a pretty hilarious phenomenon. i really hate hipsters.
as long as ive been a bosox fan they have won 2 titles. i wasnt around in 1900 . time will tell if they are the better team. something tells me the playoffs will be dope. but atleast the redsox have won something. what have the yanks done lately? yup
Blockhead wrote:if we're talking strictly fans, anyone who's been to a mets game can attest that 45% of their fans are obese and look to have a touch of downs syndrome. when john rocker popped shit about the seven train, he was only a little off. it's not so much the gay people and pregnant teens that are the problem, it's parade of retards in hundley jerseys.
and , to clarify, i'm not anti-mets at all. their fans, however, are certified short bussers.
regardless, red sox fans are the biggest faggots on the planet (sorry alaska).
In modern times, Yankeees fans have mostly consisted of transplants, yuppies, guidos from Northern NJ and Long Island, celebrities, Hispanics and Browns who donned a Yankees cap in an effort to feel American, stockbrokers, and upper-class Manhattanites.
The Mets are the team of the people. The Yankees are the team of choice for pretensious faggots and ignorant simpletons who don't know any better.
all i'm saying is that the mets LITERALLY have thousands of fans that are disabled at every home game.
i got no beef with either team. i know it's gay to not pick sides but fuck it, i'm a native new yorker. i can root for whoever i want.
i think it's safe to say that both teams have some pretty wack fans..but what team doesn't?
also, new york jews love the mets.
oracle21 wrote:as long as ive been a bosox fan they have won 2 titles. i wasnt around in 1900 . time will tell if they are the better team. something tells me the playoffs will be dope. but atleast the redsox have won something. what have the yanks done lately? yup
as long as i've been a yankees fan, they've won 4 titles. my dick is bigger then your dick. lol yup.
Blockhead wrote:if we're talking strictly fans, anyone who's been to a mets game can attest that 45% of their fans are obese and look to have a touch of downs syndrome. when john rocker popped shit about the seven train, he was only a little off. it's not so much the gay people and pregnant teens that are the problem, it's parade of retards in hundley jerseys.
and , to clarify, i'm not anti-mets at all. their fans, however, are certified short bussers.
regardless, red sox fans are the biggest faggots on the planet (sorry alaska).
In modern times, Yankeees fans have mostly consisted of transplants, yuppies, guidos from Northern NJ and Long Island, celebrities, Hispanics and Browns who donned a Yankees cap in an effort to feel American, stockbrokers, and upper-class Manhattanites.
The Mets are the team of the people. The Yankees are the team of choice for pretensious faggots and ignorant simpletons who don't know any better.
i got no beef with either team. i know it's gay to not pick sides but fuck it, i'm a native new yorker. i can root for whoever i want.
i think it's safe to say that both teams have some pretty wack fans..but what team doesn't?
That sounds like my Dad. He follows both the Yankees and the Mets. This shit drives me up a wall. He also follows the Jets when clearly likes the Giants more.
Actually, if I could do it over I would never root for a New York team because I hate New Yorkers , although you're cool. So is Popa, Alaska, 360, MT #1 and 2, Joey Ramone, Rakim, and George Carlin.
Blockhead wrote:if we're talking strictly fans, anyone who's been to a mets game can attest that 45% of their fans are obese and look to have a touch of downs syndrome. when john rocker popped shit about the seven train, he was only a little off. it's not so much the gay people and pregnant teens that are the problem, it's parade of retards in hundley jerseys.
and , to clarify, i'm not anti-mets at all. their fans, however, are certified short bussers.
regardless, red sox fans are the biggest faggots on the planet (sorry alaska).
In modern times, Yankeees fans have mostly consisted of transplants, yuppies, guidos from Northern NJ and Long Island, celebrities, Hispanics and Browns who donned a Yankees cap in an effort to feel American, stockbrokers, and upper-class Manhattanites.
The Mets are the team of the people. The Yankees are the team of choice for pretensious faggots and ignorant simpletons who don't know any better.
i got no beef with either team. i know it's gay to not pick sides but fuck it, i'm a native new yorker. i can root for whoever i want.
i think it's safe to say that both teams have some pretty wack fans..but what team doesn't?
That sounds like my Dad. He follows both the Yankees and the Mets. This shit drives me up a wall. He also follows the Jets when clearly likes the Giants more.
Actually, if I could do it over I would never root for a New York team because I hate New Yorkers , although you're cool. So is Popa, Alaska, 360, MT #1 and 2, Joey Ramone, Rakim, and George Carlin.
