Official NBA offseason thread

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:37 pm

At 6:40 when Mean Gene says, "Don't touch me, I've got a fleet of lawyers!" I lose it every time. Mean Gene is the GOAT.

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:11 pm

Gilbert Subpoenas wrote:
vermillion wrote:
Positive A wrote:
an-also wrote:2010 Miami Heat = NWO
Hogans deflection = Lebrons deflection
Posted by Simmons but l o fuckin l's.

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this is outstanding

I've watched this vid 5 times already.

ThaJim2 · Post by **ThaJim2** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:34 pm

Positive A wrote:
Escobar305 wrote:

This is the greatest moment in Miami Heat history and ranks at the top, or if not close to the top, of Miami sports history.
I have you on ignore, but your posts are so retarded that I have to view them anyway. Its like watching the grizzly car accident.

So these 3 coming out in some awkward, slapped together at the last minute pep rally is on par with the udefeated Dolphins, 2 Marlins World Series', the Heat championships, the great U of Miami football championships? You suck, dude.

This kid is fag and everything but he is not exactly wrong on this point. The championship sell outs lasted what a season this might actually cause sell outs for a couple of seasons so from a biz stand point it is larger.

Stoned Starks · Post by **Stoned Starks** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:59 pm

ThaJim2 wrote:
Positive A wrote:
Escobar305 wrote:

This is the greatest moment in Miami Heat history and ranks at the top, or if not close to the top, of Miami sports history.
I have you on ignore, but your posts are so retarded that I have to view them anyway. Its like watching the grizzly car accident.

So these 3 coming out in some awkward, slapped together at the last minute pep rally is on par with the udefeated Dolphins, 2 Marlins World Series', the Heat championships, the great U of Miami football championships? You suck, dude.

This kid is fag and everything but he is not exactly wrong on this point. The championship sell outs lasted what a season this might actually cause sell outs for a couple of seasons so from a biz stand point it is larger.

Yeah, but its not like this kid is the VP of ticket sales or some shit.

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:00 pm

ThaJim2 wrote:
Positive A wrote:
Escobar305 wrote:

This is the greatest moment in Miami Heat history and ranks at the top, or if not close to the top, of Miami sports history.
I have you on ignore, but your posts are so retarded that I have to view them anyway. Its like watching the grizzly car accident.

So these 3 coming out in some awkward, slapped together at the last minute pep rally is on par with the udefeated Dolphins, 2 Marlins World Series', the Heat championships, the great U of Miami football championships? You suck, dude.

This kid is fag and everything but he is not exactly wrong on this point. The championship sell outs lasted what a season this might actually cause sell outs for a couple of seasons so from a biz stand point it is larger.

I'm almost 100% sure he didn't mean it in the way you're rationalizing it.

Prophecy · Post by **Prophecy** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:40 pm

ThaJim2 wrote:
Positive A wrote:
Escobar305 wrote:

This is the greatest moment in Miami Heat history and ranks at the top, or if not close to the top, of Miami sports history.
I have you on ignore, but your posts are so retarded that I have to view them anyway. Its like watching the grizzly car accident.

So these 3 coming out in some awkward, slapped together at the last minute pep rally is on par with the udefeated Dolphins, 2 Marlins World Series', the Heat championships, the great U of Miami football championships? You suck, dude.

This kid is fag and everything but he is not exactly wrong on this point. The championship sell outs lasted what a season this might actually cause sell outs for a couple of seasons so from a biz stand point it is larger.

The U empowering the inner city communities via the football program and giving the community something nationally recognized to call their own is far greater than this display of faggotry no matter how many titles they may win. What Howard Schnellenberger did for the communities down there will never be equaled by a Miami sports franchise.

perabigail · Post by **perabigail** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:42 pm

The U empowering the inner city communities via the football program and giving the community something nationally recognized to call their own is far greater than this display of faggotry no matter how many titles they may win.

we have a winner.

Tired & Broke · Post by **Tired & Broke** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:53 pm

God Bless Dan LeBatard

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Lance Goodthrust · Post by **Lance Goodthrust** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:01 pm

Tired & Broke wrote:God Bless Dan LeBatard

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Holy Shit!

Lance Goodthrust · Post by **Lance Goodthrust** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:06 pm

Not sure what I'm looking forward to more. Seeing if this Heat experiment really works or watching Escobar305 and eternalreflection battle it out for worst Sports Bar poster. Being the veteran, eternalreflection has a 22% edge on taking it, but Escobar305 has come on strong this week much like his beloved Thunder.

HomeSkillet · Post by **HomeSkillet** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:17 pm

something I have been wondering but in no way am going to calculate is how much less than the 40 million is it that lebron actually left on the table because florida doesn't have income taxes it must be a little less than that, plus add in how every much Nike is going to give him for playing in a relatively major market.

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:15 pm

Tired & Broke wrote:God Bless Dan LeBatard

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eternalreflection · Post by **eternalreflection** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:16 pm

HomeSkillet wrote:something I have been wondering but in no way am going to calculate is how much less than the 40 million is it that lebron actually left on the table because florida doesn't have income taxes it must be a little less than that, plus add in how every much Nike is going to give him for playing in a relatively major market.

sure but he definitely took significantly less than he could have got in Miami to make sure they had the funds to keep getting players, I mean as big of an egomaniac as he is off the court, he really is unselfish on the court and that carried over into contract talks

count in another bandwagner hopping on the Heat train...

I mean I guess, but I was going to push for Lebron to do well regardless of where he ended up, never thought it'd be this good of a situation though

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:42 pm

Hey Kel, check this. Its probaby bullshit considering there is no source but some dude just posted this on the realgm raptors board.

Well i have two cousins that live in Barcelona and they talk to Ricky every week at their local gym.

Now you probably won't believe me but Ricky told them that he wants to play with the Raptors and only the Raptors.

BC apparently is already on this and Ricky knows whats happening.

Ricky Rubio will get traded to the raps this season

HomeSkillet · Post by **HomeSkillet** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:01 pm

eternalreflection wrote:
HomeSkillet wrote:something I have been wondering but in no way am going to calculate is how much less than the 40 million is it that lebron actually left on the table because florida doesn't have income taxes it must be a little less than that, plus add in how every much Nike is going to give him for playing in a relatively major market.
sure but he definitely took significantly less than he could have got in Miami to make sure they had the funds to keep getting players,

not to nitpick but I can't find out what was the biggest contract they could have signed him to in Miami after already signing Dwade and Cbosh?

PS. Bosh's pit? LOL

Req · Post by **Req** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:11 pm

an-also wrote:Hey Kel, check this. Its probaby bullshit considering there is no source but some dude just posted this on the realgm raptors board.

Well i have two cousins that live in Barcelona and they talk to Ricky every week at their local gym.

Now you probably won't believe me but Ricky told them that he wants to play with the Raptors and only the Raptors.

BC apparently is already on this and Ricky knows whats happening.

Ricky Rubio will get traded to the raps this season

Cmon now, anonymous and unlikely international trade rumors by borks on realgm.com? Is that really what our proud franchise has become?

Yes,

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:41 pm

an-also wrote:Hey Kel, check this. Its probaby bullshit considering there is no source but some dude just posted this on the realgm raptors board.

Well i have two cousins that live in Barcelona and they talk to Ricky every week at their local gym.

Now you probably won't believe me but Ricky told them that he wants to play with the Raptors and only the Raptors.

BC apparently is already on this and Ricky knows whats happening.

Ricky Rubio will get traded to the raps this season

Its bullshit.

I AM Ricky Rubio and I only want to play for Escobar305's 4th favorite team.

Peace.

Orale Holmes · Post by **Orale Holmes** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:43 pm

lol @ Derek Fisher now meeting with the Heat. That guy rides coat tails like no cocksucker I've ever seen.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD9GSDG7O0

stupidregister · Post by **stupidregister** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:47 pm

Orale Holmes wrote:lol @ Derek Fisher now meeting with the Heat. That guy rides coat tails like no cocksucker I've ever seen.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD9GSDG7O0

I really hope this happens.

Tweak Da Leak · Post by **Tweak Da Leak** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:12 am

hahahhaha at a NY'er complaining about someone else being a fan of multiple teams.

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:02 am

Positive A wrote:
an-also wrote:Hey Kel, check this. Its probaby bullshit considering there is no source but some dude just posted this on the realgm raptors board.

Well i have two cousins that live in Barcelona and they talk to Ricky every week at their local gym.

Now you probably won't believe me but Ricky told them that he wants to play with the Raptors and only the Raptors.

BC apparently is already on this and Ricky knows whats happening.

Ricky Rubio will get traded to the raps this season
Its bullshit.

I AM Ricky Rubio and I only want to play for Escobar305's 4th favorite team.

Peace.

The beauty is that wherever Rubio goes WILL be Escobar305's 4th favorite team.

RAZAH CUTZ · Post by **RAZAH CUTZ** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:16 am

lol, Lebatard is a fuckin fool....

Ramen · Post by **Ramen** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:34 am

an-also wrote:
Gilbert Subpoenas wrote:
vermillion wrote:
Positive A wrote:
an-also wrote:2010 Miami Heat = NWO
Hogans deflection = Lebrons deflection
Posted by Simmons but l o fuckin l's.

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this is outstanding
I've watched this vid 5 times already.

just realized scott hall actually stomped that fan out lulz

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:05 am

jamrage wrote:
Positive A wrote:
an-also wrote:Hey Kel, check this. Its probaby bullshit considering there is no source but some dude just posted this on the realgm raptors board.

Well i have two cousins that live in Barcelona and they talk to Ricky every week at their local gym.

Now you probably won't believe me but Ricky told them that he wants to play with the Raptors and only the Raptors.

BC apparently is already on this and Ricky knows whats happening.

Ricky Rubio will get traded to the raps this season
Its bullshit.

I AM Ricky Rubio and I only want to play for Escobar305's 4th favorite team.

Peace.
The beauty is that wherever Rubio goes WILL be Escobar305's 4th favorite team.

If Isiah Thomas becomes GM of the Knicks again, wherever Rubio ends up will be my favorite team......the knicks will be dead to be and everyone in MSG will die from the repurcussions of this heinous act.

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:30 pm

an-also wrote:
Tired & Broke wrote:God Bless Dan LeBatard

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That was pretty outstanding, I don't care who you are!

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:29 pm

Twolves sign Ridnour to 4 years 16 mil deal.

Kahn wants to run a starting lineup of 5 point guards.

Vlad Analogue · Post by **Vlad Analogue** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:40 pm

it's becoming more and more evident that Kahn has either the best or worst weed in the world

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:35 am

Raps trade Turk to phx for Barbosa

Kid That's Lifeless · Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:48 am

Wes Matthews to Blazers

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=A ... zers071010

I didn't watch Utah play too much this season, but I'm glad he's getting this money because I was a big fan of him and the team he was on at Marquette.

Req · Post by **Req** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:53 am

Toronto sends Turkofag to Phoenix for Barbosa and Trade Exception?

http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/07/12/repo ... childress/