Official 2011 NFL Preseason Thread

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:55 pm

how come you niners people aren't talking up the daunte culpepper audition?

i say sign him

VideoKilledThe · Post by **VideoKilledThe** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:05 am

Can't really get excited about a fat, out of shape, QB who got laughed out of the league cause he couldn't read zone coverage, and was basically nobody once he didn't have Randy Moss to bail him out.

Having said that he might be the best QB we have in camp

Also, according to people who crunch such stats in Week 1 of preseason there have been more than twice as many touchbacks (about 33%) than the average per week from last year (about 15%). Basically be prepared for twice as many touchbacks, and scenarios like score, review, commercial break, PAT, commercial break, kickoff, touchback, commercial break.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:29 am

kickoffs were the best part of the game

FUCK YOU NFL

and reviewing a touchdown that is obviously a touchdown is a waste of time

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:03 pm

Is it possible that Maclin really does have HIV?

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:20 pm

blastmaster wrote:Is it possible that Maclin really does have HIV?

Fairly positive.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:29 pm

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:53 pm

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:21 pm

Another forum I frequent is speculating he was diagnosed with lukemia.

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:22 pm

capable_keL wrote:kickoffs were the best part of the game

I appreciate your enthusiasm for special teams, but come on.

Ramen · Post by **Ramen** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:32 pm

capable_keL wrote:kickoffs were the best part of the game

Being at a game where the returner houses the opening kickoff>>>

Next thing we know after a score, teams will automatically get it at the 20.

Jayou Ayen · Post by **Jayou Ayen** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:54 pm

Raiders are offering 2 for 1 tickets for the Patriots and Jets.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/promo/cikvw ... ts&dma_id=
In case Dennis and Alphalpha weren't aware.

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Ramen · Post by **Ramen** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:10 pm

Matt Leinhart still sucks.

Ramen · Post by **Ramen** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:19 pm

Jayou Ayen wrote:Raiders are offering 2 for 1 tickets for the Patriots and Jets.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/promo/cikvw ... ts&dma_id=
In case Dennis and Alphalpha weren't aware.

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I was thinking of coming up for da bears.

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:43 pm

Jayou Ayen wrote:Raiders are offering 2 for 1 tickets for the Patriots and Jets.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/promo/cikvw ... ts&dma_id=
In case Dennis and Alphalpha weren't aware.

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nice thx man.

elohim · Post by **elohim** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:41 pm

Classic Rex rage

Classic Gaychez.... wait..... That's.... my....... quarterback?????

Prophecy · Post by **Prophecy** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:50 pm

Alberto Del Sanchez

elohim · Post by **elohim** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:51 pm

Prophecy wrote:Alberto Del Sanchez

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:12 pm

KC Joyner made my week last night.

I think everyone who is a fan of the NFC East realizes that teams that win in Free Agency isn't guaranteed to win in the regular season. Washington Redskins prove this paper champs theory.

Joe Pesci · Post by **Joe Pesci** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:45 pm

Looks like the Jets signed Aaron Maybin.

I expect him to fill the shoes of Vernon Gholston very nicely by doing absolutely nothing of worth on the field.

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:47 pm

Joe Pesci wrote:Looks like the Jets signed Aaron Maybin.

I expect him to fill the shoes of Vernon Gholston very nicely by doing absolutely nothing of worth on the field.

They were making this joke on boomer and carthon this morning.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:05 pm

elohim wrote:

Classic Rex rage

Classic Gaychez.... wait..... That's.... my....... quarterback?????

Not a Jets fan, but I would LOVE it if an enterprising journalist would write a book length investigative work on the Jets under Ryan's stewardship. As long as it wasn't purely fawning it doesn't even have to be totally damning, there just has to be so many great stories about the internal mechanisms of that team and that organization. TBH I really can't think of a better team for a book like this.

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:14 pm

do you guys care if your QB wants to model or do some shit like that?

i don't think it's a big deal. Most QBs fashion themselves as playboys so why not try your hand. it makes sense with the whole QB bravado thing.

other football players, it's different.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:58 pm

Not so Big Mac is back in Philly.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jere ... are-081711

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:18 am

Good to hear, partied with him at Mizzou a few times, good dude

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:06 pm

mike neal torn acl done for year. packers won the bowl with crazy depth so no problem

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:08 pm

capable_keL wrote:mike neal torn acl done for year. packers won the bowl with crazy depth so no problem

God damn. You're joking right? Just yesterday they said he's ok and just day to day. Neal is the whole reason cullen jenkens was expendable. Hope this guy doesnt turn into Justin Harrel v.2

cant find this anywhere online. Reveal your sources...

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:15 pm

i buy weed from one of the nurses who performed the MRI

wheels · Post by **wheels** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:58 pm

Good enough for me

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:49 pm

just placating to your emotions homie, neal will miss a few games (hopefully)

excited to watch steelers/eagles

starters will play a half

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:25 pm

ouch

steelers march down the field on teh iggles 1s for 6