Cool story bro (Sports Bar edition)

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:16 pm

A call comes in on my phone and it reads Antonio Tarver. 813 area code so I'm skeptical as hell.

Wrong number it was some dude trying to reach a radio station. I go "are you the boxer? And he said yea, I go yeah I saw you lose to Rocky the other day on tv.

He laughs. I say god bless and hang up. Random call. CSB!

Kid That's Lifeless · Post by **Kid That's Lifeless** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:33 pm

I've seen the dude once or twice at Thresher games with coked up white bitches.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:04 pm

Yeah 813 is Tampa but I thought he lived in O-Town.

Kid That's Lifeless · Post by **Kid That's Lifeless** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:08 pm

Could just be the phone. I live in the 813, but my number is 727.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:51 am

Saw Patrick Ewing and Livan Hernandez last night at Prime 112.

stupidregister · Post by **stupidregister** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:47 am

Philaflava wrote:Saw Patrick Ewing and Livan Hernandez last night at Prime 112.

Who's fatter?

Gregg Popabitch · Post by **Gregg Popabitch** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:06 am

It's gotta be close.

GLUS · Post by **GLUS** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:50 am

I threw up on Roger Clemens when I was a kid.

Trub320 · Post by **Trub320** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:01 pm

stupidregister wrote:
Philaflava wrote:Saw Patrick Ewing and Livan Hernandez last night at Prime 112.
Who's fatter?

Livan lost about 80 pounds it looks like.

wheels · Post by **wheels** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:21 pm

I wanted to start a thread for the breeders but I realize nobody cares. I like uncle mo.

stupidregister · Post by **stupidregister** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:53 pm

I used to play pick up ball with George Hill when he was still in high school. I didn't think he was all that good, just more athletic and a little taller than everyone else.

I still think I'm right.

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:30 pm

When I worked at Verizon, I'd see Ronnie Lott on the reg. Cool dude, but doesn't look like a HOFer football player in person. Never got to confirm the finger story either

VideoKilledThe · Post by **VideoKilledThe** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:38 pm

While in NYC Dwight Howard told my then G/F that she smelled good. That shit went straight to her head and came up for months after the fact...like, "Dwight Howard thinks I smell good maybe he'll pick up his cell phone." Long story short this ho was not a house wife, and ending up fucking some other guy before we called it quits. csb.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:18 pm

Trub320 wrote:
stupidregister wrote:
Philaflava wrote:Saw Patrick Ewing and Livan Hernandez last night at Prime 112.
Who's fatter?
Livan lost about 80 pounds it looks like.

He did? Dude was definitely on doing coke yesterday.

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:16 am

Ran into Shaq at a Taco Cabana in the late 90's. He was with some young girl that was not his wife. Shook his hand while he was in line, but that was it. People kept interrupting him while he was eating, and he got progressively more annoyed as the night wore on.

CSB

Steve Lurkel · Post by **Steve Lurkel** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:35 pm

remember that thread i made about talking shit? a recent article i read online about a month ago had a quote from josh hamilton saying something along the lines of toronto being the most vicious in terms of heckling.

cool sport story, bro

Matthew · Post by **Matthew** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:33 pm

Philaflava wrote:Saw Patrick Ewing and Livan Hernandez last night at Prime 112.

Hope you had the deep fried oreos

A few weeks ago I was at the same hotel in NY where the NBA was having lockout meetings. Saw Stern in the lobby. CSB, even tho I despise basketball.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:56 pm

Matthew wrote:
Philaflava wrote:Saw Patrick Ewing and Livan Hernandez last night at Prime 112.
Hope you had the deep fried oreos

A few weeks ago I was at the same hotel in NY where the NBA was having lockout meetings. Saw Stern in the lobby. CSB, even tho I despise basketball.

http://twitter.com/#!/philaflava/status ... 92/photo/1

Matthew · Post by **Matthew** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:17 pm

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:32 pm

please use some discretion

...but, my wife tried out for MN lingerie football team the Valkrie and made the first cut.

I have to teach her how to throw the ball so she can pick a position.

if she makes the team i will use it as leverage to get a coaching job and get my professional coaching career underway

i admit, i feel kinda gay and am fighting the urban dyke myth... but she been a workout freak for the past two years, kickboxing and now this..

:free:

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:57 pm

Philaflava wrote:Dude was definitely on doing coke yesterday.

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:01 am

I met Lou Williams at the Wawa in Manayunk a couple weeks ago.

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:29 pm

Daryl Dawkins coached a basketball team in Winnipeg in a tiny league that went under a few years back. Dude was perpetually at the club wearing some sorta teal "sharkskin" suit. Always had maaaaad fat white girls with em.

Sylissez · Post by **Sylissez** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:09 pm

Tommy Bunz wrote:I met Lou Williams at the Wawa in Manayunk a couple weeks ago.

Friend of mine met Ray Didinger at the same WaWa.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:18 pm

Kel >>>>>

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:14 am

She'll make it. Every squad has a quota and judging from the pic she doesn't have any competition. Congrats.

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:37 am

Philaflava wrote:She'll make it. Every squad has a quota and judging from the pic she doesn't have any competition. Congrats.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:01 am

am i lying tho?

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:05 pm

i guess we thrown left hooks on a sunday? i see how it is. i almost typed out a dissertation about how athletic the games are... but who cares

watch the games on MTV2, its as exciting as watching the NFC west

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:13 pm

copped 5 boxes of these today for just $25 total