Popabitch Keeper Basketball League

[Roy Johnson]

Division 1 is STACKED.

Hope I get MCW back this week.

[Gregg Popabitch]

I HOPE I GET ANTHONY DAVIS BACK BECAUSE HE IS REALLY AWESOME YOU GUYS

I ALSO HOPE THAT KYRIE IRVING FINDS HIS BALLS. I THINK DION WAITERS TOOK THEM.

[Roy Johnson]

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER

I HOPE THAT MARC GASOL COMES BACK SOON. HE POSTED THIS PICTURE ON HIS INSTAGRAM



AND THEN HE POSTED SOME SHIT IN SPANISH THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[Gregg Popabitch]

Hey guys, I found this picture of Kosta Koufos that he posted on IG right after Marc Gasol posted his picture. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Nancy Kerrigan like situation:

[Roy Johnson]

Check it out, he's putting his crutches in the garbage.

[alpha]

Division 2 is like the eastern conference irl

[Gregg Popabitch]

division 2 is the NFC East

[capable_keL]

division 2 is for victims of the draft being moved at the last minute so guys could fulfill their commitment to go shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond

[alpha]

If there's time will you make it to Home Depot too?

[alpha]

Is there anyone who wants trade anything for horford, so they can have him as a keeper next year?

[capable_keL]

you want to move him now that he has the lowest value ever?

[alpha]

You can only keep 4 of the same players year over year. So I may not keep him

[capable_keL]

You can only keep 4 of the same players year over year. So I may not keep him

sounds like a difficult decision with a lot of moving parts. I would suggest a gucci-like tip on fantasy trades

buy low & sell high

[Roy Johnson]

Props to Gloss for taking it to the league's scariest team (at least from my vantage point). I'm still gonna wax that ass next week.

Still waiting for Gasol to return. Should be any day now.

I don't know what it is about whiskey, man. When I'm sober, I'm pretty much a double pump chump, but tonight I went for damn near an hour, and I couldn't climax. My wife just straight up told me to get the fuck out. So I retreated to the office and checked out some porno. I'm sure that ripweblo does the same thing, except he's into big dick porn. It's really none of my business.

[Philaflava]

Thanks but I lost Jrue for a good 4-6 weeks and many of my guys are overachieving fill ins. If you are fucking for more than an hour that is an issue all in itself. LOL at Ripweblo.

[alpha]

my team has been ravaged by injuries. doesn't help missing setting lineups a few times recently.

[Roy Johnson]

Nice week, Gloss. You took me out in three of my bread & butter categories (FT, STL, A/TO). Only my third loss of the season (although you've only lost four yourself).

I got matchups against Popabitch & Thai Green Curry in Weeks 14 & 15. Can't wait.

[Philaflava]

Thanks Roy. It was close all week.

[Roy Johnson]

I'm about to play a guy who hasn't lost since mid-November. Pray for me.

[Philaflava]

I knew my season was over when my best PG and C were lost for most of the year.

[capable_keL]

After taking out Kill James Dolan last night I felt like



#divison2
#faith

[Gregg Popabitch]

lol i was jumped, had my wallet and phone stolen, and i was filing police reports all day on saturday night. I didn't get a chance to set my lineup for sunday and make pickups.

Congrats though.

[capable_keL]

damn sorry you got jumped bro
you didnt even set your lineup Sunday but you had the numbers on your bench to win

this is the worst victory of my life
do not want

[ripweblo]

muskies i had poppa jumped for you..Division2fL

dont know who id rather face between roy & thai in the finals

[capable_keL]

Division2fL

we the best... they dismissed us early but look at us now.... look at us now

[Roy Johnson]

Nick, you owe me one.

I dropped MCW because I can't afford to start him against Thai Green Curry, and I can't be stashing players against a team that hasn't lost since mid-November. A piss-poor field goal percentage is one thing, but he's shooting like 65% from the line since the beginning of February, and he gets a shitload of FT attempts, so I just can't afford to have him on my roster right now. I can live with 60 turnovers this month because he has 80 assists, but a 1.3 A/TO ratio is still crap for a point guard.

In any event, I'm sure that MCW will improve his shooting skills & decision-making abilities in the future. I just wanted to explain myself so that people don't think I'm an asshole (at least not in this instance). I know that MCW has a ton of keeper appeal, and he'll represent a last round pick next season. I wasn't gonna keep him, but I'd have preferred if someone used a high pick on him next year. That's why this kind of sucks, but I'm in a bit of a pickle right now.

My keepers going into next year:

Kevin Love
Marc Gasol
Joakim Noah
Nicholas Batum
Tyreke Evans
Isaiah Thomas

[ripweblo]

was suprised & delighted u dropped him since i have #1 waiver, but ive got a few options for my 5th &6th keepers...his steals are hard to pass up

if it gets real close vs kel or in the finals i might have to cut him for a spot too..had to do same thing last year with bosh

[Roy Johnson]

Good luck, Nick. This dude ripped through me like I was tin foil. No Isaiah Thomas, but it wouldn't have made a difference.

I lost all of these categories with the following stats:

3PTM: 45
PTS: 630
AST: 175
ST: 45
A/TO: 1.90

And he wasted me in three of them: 67 3PTM, 61 ST, 2.50 A/TO.

Better luck next year, I suppose.

[ripweblo]

thai green curry lets save the drama & split the pot

roy we all have to draft better to prevent this domination again

my hope is i only lost 5-4 to him in 2 meetings but his lineup is stacked every day of the week, need curry to rick roll an ankle & durant too

[ripweblo]

67 threes jesus, j dropping jennings didnt help either