Keeper League Jr 2015 Thread

[Kid That's Lifeless]

omg first gloss offer of the year

[Kid That's Lifeless]

Seriously my favorite event of the season

[capable_keL]

i got one too

[alpha]

ditto. wrote a really well thought out explanation of why he thought me trading him two keepers for a closer and waiver wire guys was a good trade. We love you bro, never change.

edit: not quite waiver wire guys, but close enough.

[Philaflava]

couldn't be half as bad as the one i received this morning from another player who happens to be bald.

[capable_keL]

I'm seriously considering accepting

[Philaflava]

i mean, if i sent a bad offer to anyone, counter or just say there is nothing im interested in on your team. we all know the trading is still by far and away the best part of fantasy once the draft ends. engage or fuck off.

[Gregg Popabitch]

couldn't be half as bad as the one i received this morning from another player who happens to be bald.

I DIDN'T SEND YOU ANYTHING. I JUST REJECTED IT

[alpha]

Getting really close to sell mode over here.

[Philaflava]

That was fun. Thanks Kel for making this season enjoyable again.

[capable_keL]

I'm the fun guy on the board

[Reason]

someone please explain to me how whore island picked up steven matz even though he was just called up for the first time ever in his life the other day?

he is nowhere to be found on the transactions and i went searching like a month back

edit: he picked him up april 29th, is that kosher?

from our league page:

"Keeper Jr’s setting’s for prospects is also “Wait Until Called Up to Majors”. Therefore if this fuckup happens again, we are going on the honor system. "

[capable_keL]

IKR?

[Tommy Bunz]

Matz has been on the Mets 40 man roster since last year and has been available for anyone to pick up in free agency for a long time.

[Dwight Strawberry]

Matz Snipper

[Reason]

my bad i thought he was mistakenly out there, i didn't know he was on 40 man roster since last year

[Reason]

yo i'm really not doing this because my team sucks but you guys need to make this a 12 team league or find another gm for my team for next year, giving you PLENTY of notice

tonight was my 3rd gamblers anonymous meeting in 3 weeks, tacked them onto my weed rehab i've been going to since june, and on top of all that i just don't have the time to care about fantasy sports, i used to have all the time and care in the world when i was manic and didn't have a real job and was hopped up on adderall to stay up till 4 am, but no more to all that

i'm an open book on the pf so you know i got nothing to hide so yea, ample warning

[alpha]

Bummer man, take care yourself broseph.

[Tommy Bunz]

This is like your 3rd retirement?

[Philaflava]

the too $hort of fantasy baseball.

[capable_keL]

we love ya rzn

(at least he waited until the draft was over this time)

[Reason]

This is like your 3rd retirement?

no i don't think this is my "3rd retirement" in any gay sense, i only had one bad one

i'll just play out the season without making big moves b/c i'm so out of first place

honestly, if it were a weekly league (impossible, just making the point) i would stay in, i just can't keep up with the daily this year and it's affecting my outlook on next year

[Gregg Popabitch]

i thought rzn wasn't making any trades?

[alpha]

But is lindor actually gonna hit?

[Philaflava]

im all for the trade but what is rzn's motivation at this point?

[capable_keL]

the man needs some action

[Reason]

im all for the trade but what is rzn's motivation at this point?

i'm minus 90 innings on the season on purpose and i want to fill them with heaney not gausman who gets spot started and when he does start barely ever makes it to 6 innings

also i like heaney better than anyone else in the deal

and finally i needed to make outfield room for corey dickerson so instead of droppping grandyman for no reason and letting someone just pick him up i figured i'd get value out of him

[Reason]

i thought rzn wasn't making any trades?

i said no big moves, what i meant is i wouldn't make wholesale changes like trading away carlos gomez, didn't say no trades

i said i'd play out the season and what i meant by that is that i would put forth my best effort

i'm starting to think tommy bunz is the only person who gets me (i'm a bipolar spaz, and this is me fully medicated and the stablest i've ever been lmao, who knows maybe in the offseason i'll decide to keep the team, who knows, maybe by september i'll not be in dead last with the innings i gotta make up)

keep in mind my best players, my absolutel best players and best keepers ALL GOT HURT, don't play me like i'm a terrible gm, my 3rd place team was largely intact, the biggest bonehead move i made was picking carlos rodon when i wasn'ta llowed to in the drraft

[alpha]

Stay! We need you man

[Reason]

Stay! We need you man

i think u guys should just take a vote because if i were a gm id be annoyed by someone wavering

pr maybe give me a deadline of some kind in the offseason

i am twenty times more stable since before medication, quitting gambling and weed and gettin a job just over two months ago so i suspect ill be even less spazzy over time :)

my current sched is 8:45 to 3:45 work not including hour commute, 6-9 pm rehab on mondays, 6-9 pm class on tues/wed/thurs, gamblers anonymous friday night, supervised visits with my kids saturday mornings, and AA meetings on sundays all while i am slowly finishing three incomplete grades-classes from the spring semester