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Famous Goofy Whiteboys of the NBA
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:02 am
by Big Breeze
THIS CAN ALSO BE CALLED, "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IN THE LEAGUE" THREAD.
ON SOME REAL SHIT, THERE IS UNWRITTEN RULE THAT SAYS A CERTAIN NUMBER OF WHITE CATS GOTTA BE ON THE SQUAD. EUROPEANS R THE NEW WHITE DUDES. THE AMERICAN WHITEBOY IS GETTIN SQUEEZED OUT. MAINLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE TALENT OR THE ATHLETIC ABILITY TO COMPETE. SOMEBODY LIKE J J REDICK MAY BE ABLE TO SHOOT AND BE MONEY FROM 3-POINT RANGE, BUT HIS LACK OF QUICKNESS AND ATHLETIC ABILITY MAKE HIM A LIABILITY ON THE DEFENSIVE END. THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS HE DOESN'T GET A WHOLE LOTTA RUN ON THE MAGIC.
ADAM MORRISON IS IN THE SAME CATEGORY, EXCEPT HE HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN HIS GAME RIGHT NOW. LARRY BIRD HE ISN'T. WHAT A BURDEN. EVERY TALL WHITE GUY THAT CAN SHOOT GETS THAT COMPARISON. IT'S ABOUT AS FUNNY AS KOBE BEIN COMPARED TO MJ, BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY.
WITH ALL THAT SAID, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT ONE OF THE GOOFIEST WHITEBOYS TO EVA GRACE THE HARDWOOD...
HERE'S ANOTHA:
U GET A DONUT IF U CAN GUESS THE DUDE IN THE WARRIORS JERSEY.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:10 am
by Big Breeze
HAVIN TROUBLE WITH THE FLICKS. SOMEBODY GIVE A NOOBY SOME ADVISE. WHAT IT DO?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:04 am
by HomeSkillet
Big Breeze wrote:HAVIN TROUBLE WITH THE FLICKS. SOMEBODY GIVE A NOOBY SOME ADVISE. WHAT IT DO?
^^
sometimes websites block image links, I think this one up there did that - just search for another website hosting the image - most don't block links.
and welcome to teh
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:19 am
by capable_keL
this thread could be great
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:55 pm
by Quotashun
and turn off the caps, fucker.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:24 pm
by Combo7
Chris Dudley
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:34 pm
by Reason
(dude could ball though, in fact, in retrospect he was like yao ming lite)
^^
what wally and adam morrison SHOULD have been
Re: Famous Goofy Whiteboys of the NBA
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:58 pm
by capable_keL
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:51 pm
by Big Breeze
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:00 pm
by Big Breeze
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:01 pm
by Positive A
Why is Kelly Tripuck in thread? Dude had game and was/is not goofy.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:06 pm
by Big Breeze
^ I AGREE, BUT BY DEFAULT HE'S IN HERE CUZ HE'S WHITE, IN A BLACK MAN'S GAME.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:19 pm
by Big Breeze
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:38 pm
by capable_keL
Big Breeze wrote:HE'S WHITE, IN A BLACK MAN'S GAME.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:51 pm
by Reason
Positive A wrote:Why is Kelly Tripuck in thread? Dude had game and was/is not goofy.
kelly tripuckA.
first, he was very GOOFY. couldn't move laterally on defense. he was a fucking tortoise on defense. he would score 25+ a game, and give up 30+ lol.
he's generally regarded as one of the all-time worst defensive best offensive players. thought u knew. thought everyone knew. i guess i equate 'can't move a lick on d' as being goofy. plus look at that mustache!!
also, if you read my post, i give him props (i said "what adam morrison and wally SHOULD be)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:57 pm
by Tan
JACK HALEY!!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:05 pm
by Gregg Popabitch1
how the fuck did they get in the nba?
uhhhh, there are some good white ballers in here.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:20 pm
by Mansfield Status
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:57 pm
by A__TRAIN
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:13 pm
by Money Gripp
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:13 pm
by BigCat8
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:00 am
by Reason
sry if someone posted his pic but obv.
PRZYBILLA THE VANILLA GORILLA.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:14 pm
by Beastly Swagger
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:04 pm
by Big Breeze
LMAO AT PAUL MOKESKI. DUDE WAS HORRIBLE.
FUTURE GOOFY WHITEBOY IN THE LEAGUE:
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:14 pm
by Sankofa
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:26 pm
by Big Breeze
^ DAMN I THINK U JUST TOOK THE CROWN WITH THE DWAYNE SCHNITZIUS FLICK. HE WAS STRAIGHT COMIC RELIEF WHEN HE HIT THE FLOOR.
FEAR THE MULLET
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:36 pm
by Dunnnnleavy
if only i was about 11 inches taller then I could be a famous goofy whiteboy of the NBA.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:43 pm
by Beastly Swagger
Who was the big center wigga with cornrows ?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:13 pm
by b0mbs_of_death
Kurt Rambis might fuck you up for calling him goofy though, just sayin.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:12 pm
by Dunnnnleavy
Money Gripp wrote: