This idiot was given a gift from god. No, not his QB skills but to be the most popular college football athlete at a school full of beautiful bitches just throwing themselves at him. If that big titty bitch was his girlfriend no wonder she no longer is. He's going to regret this and we're going to laugh. Jesus is a cockblocker.
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. -- You no longer need to wonder if the devoutly spiritual Tim Tebow is a virgin.
Now you know.
Responding to a question from radio reporters at SEC Media Days Thursday about whether he is saving himself for marriage, Tebow laughed initially and then said seriously, "Yes, I am."
When another reporter stumbled through and couldn't finish a follow-up question, the 21-year-old University of Florida quarterback laughed and said, "I think you're stunned right now. You can't even ask a question. ... I was ready for that question, but I don't think ya'll were."
I don't know about you, but this just makes me respect Tebow even more. In a sports world where far too many young athletes are having children out of wedlock, the most popular player in America proudly admits he is saving himself for marriage.
I'M NOT SURPRISED. HE'S A SON OF MISSIONARIES. HE'S A HOLY ROLLER, JESUS FREAK.
IT'S PRETTY CORNY THAT HE WAS BRAINWASHED WITH THOSE VIEWS AS A CHILD. HE SHOULD BE TAKIN ADVANTAGE OF ALL THE FINE BITCHES THAT R THROWIN PUSSY HIS WAY.
"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
Money Gripp wrote:I don't know how anyone can be a Florida fan after this. You are going to be made fun of for the rest of your life...
Say what you want about the kid he wins football games and is a great leader. Honestly people look for a reason to hate the guy but he does everything right. It's funny how most fans reject the things that are right with the game.
"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
Money Gripp wrote:I don't know how anyone can be a Florida fan after this. You are going to be made fun of for the rest of your life...
Say what you want about the kid he wins football games and is a great leader. Honestly people look for a reason to hate the guy but he does everything right. It's funny how most fans reject the things that are right with the game.
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Money Gripp wrote:I don't know how anyone can be a Florida fan after this. You are going to be made fun of for the rest of your life...
Say what you want about the kid he wins football games and is a great leader. Honestly people look for a reason to hate the guy but he does everything right. It's funny how most fans reject the things that are right with the game.
Nah fuck that, motherfuckers are quick to get all whiney and bitchey about a playoff or SEC bias or this or that but they can't respect and give props to a kid like Tebow?
That's some major faggotry IMO. Motherfuckers like to whine and bitch more than they can enjoy the games or the career (if you have the stomach to admit it or not because he is) of one of the best college football players of this generation. Hate on the motherfuckers who are running around saying shit like "your life would be better off if you spend 10 minutes with Tim Tebow" not the kid who is out there doing his thing and is just focused on getting W's for his team. Last time i checked Pastor Tim can't control the knob slobbing that goes on he's just out there doing what he should be doing and doing it the right way.
Yall are acting like some scorned little bitches because this mother fucker could snap his fingers and get more pussy thing this whole board combined if he wanted to but he chooses not to and actually has conviction behind his beliefs.
"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
If I'm a linebacker I'm yelling "secret fag!" as I try to knock the Jesus out of him.
Matthew Stafford didn't have 1/100th the college carreer of Tebow but at least that dude understood the game - get pussy, practice, get pussy, drink, get pussy, play saturday, repeat.
Money Gripp wrote:If I'm a linebacker I'm yelling "secret fag!" as I try to knock the Jesus out of him.
"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
Honestly, why does one man care about another man's sexual life? It's not 7th grade.......and he's not your friend that you are pissed at because he won't go to the strip club with you. ? And not having sex with girls because you are trying to follow a religion makes you......gay? I think having sex with men makes you gay, and worrying about other dudes sex lives is up there with buying ONLY 'Huge cock porn." It's questionable.
Money Gripp wrote:I don't know how anyone can be a Florida fan after this. You are going to be made fun of for the rest of your life...
Say what you want about the kid he wins football games and is a great leader. Honestly people look for a reason to hate the guy but he does everything right. It's funny how most fans reject the things that are right with the game.
Nah fuck that, motherfuckers are quick to get all whiney and bitchey about a playoff or SEC bias or this or that but they can't respect and give props to a kid like Tebow?
That's some major faggotry IMO. Motherfuckers like to whine and bitch more than they can enjoy the games or the career (if you have the stomach to admit it or not because he is) of one of the best college football players of this generation. Hate on the motherfuckers who are running around saying shit like "your life would be better off if you spend 10 minutes with Tim Tebow" not the kid who is out there doing his thing and is just focused on getting W's for his team. Last time i checked Pastor Tim can't control the knob slobbing that goes on he's just out there doing what he should be doing and doing it the right way.
Yall are acting like some scorned little bitches because this mother fucker could snap his fingers and get more pussy thing this whole board combined if he wanted to but he chooses not to and actually has conviction behind his beliefs.
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I'm certainly not attacking his talent as a college football player because that would be retarded. If we wanna talk about how he'll be in the NFL though....
More importantly, to be in the prime of your life and not be sexin a chick like that when you can is fucking stupid. God is such a cock blocking faggot.
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But when sexing that chick goes against the beliefs that you have built your life on i honestly have more respect for you to not do it. Tebow shows way more will power than i ever would have in that situation.
As for the NFL projections the kid hasn't even played his senior season and it's not like the experts haven't missed on many kids before (Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Curtis Martin, etc). With the way Florida has trended its recruiting i wouldn't be surprised to see them pass the ball more and with what I've heard Tebow has been working hard on improving his mechanics this off season. Also i wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see Tebow go off and become a pastor, Reverend, life long missionary or some shit after this season.
I also notice a trend that the biggest Tebow haters are also the same cats that go into any thread that has anything to do with religion (especially Christianity) and start bashing. They just can't stand to see this religious cat be so successful while giving them no hypocrisy to bash.
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"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
Reason wrote:you know what, if you think about it, this dude is probably gettin dome all day every day
these church virgins don't consider head to be sex anyway
Also, how could Jesus hate for getting a titty fuck from that broad?
"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
Everyone knows that the chick in this thread is a British model named Lucy Pinder and not the broad from this picture, right? Not that this chick isn't fine, but it has got to be impossible to stay a virgin if you hang with topless models.
And the reason I hate Tebow has less to do with his faith, and more to do with the media slathering he gets, Favre style. Plus the fuck head is impossible to stop in NCAA 10.
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