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Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:31 pm
by T Rav
Relatives seem to always get autobiographies for sports fans as easy gifts at this time of year, because there is no shortage of them.
For example, shit like this exists.
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Make your own NBA book titles.

You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant

I'm On A New Team, Again. Did Anyone Notice? by Jared Bayless

Being An Elite Athlete, but Eating As Much Baguettes As You Want By Boris Diaw

I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.

How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West

The Bench Boss of Reactions By Ronny Turiaf

I"m Having So Much Fun by Greg Poppavitch

An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems

I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:54 pm
by capable_keL
T Rav wrote: You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant

I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.

How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West

An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems

I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams
:lol:

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:07 am
by jredd109
fuck me, my back hurts by steve nash foreword by larry bird

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:14 pm
by ric
T Rav wrote: You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:28 pm
by T Rav
Million Dollar Baby - by Paul George

Couldn't Kill It: The Paul George Story

Aborted: The Story Of Paul George's 2014 Season

Aborted: Not So Fast Dad - by Paul George Jr.

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:20 pm
by alpha
Better pay up, or else. By Gilbert Arenas

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:37 pm
by Positive A
"The Fuck is FiveThirtyEight?" by Andrew Wiggins

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:29 pm
by Joe Pesci
"Dress to Impress" - Michael Jordan

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:24 pm
by T Rav
Lala Tastes Like Honey Nut Cheerios: KG's Best Cereal Recipes By Kevin Garnett

How To Make Money In the Real Estate Market By Antoine Walker

Putting Some Mustard On Proper Choking Techniques By Latrell Sprewell

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:26 pm
by capable_keL
How to design Father's Day cards by Shawn Kemp

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:27 pm
by Positive A
"You Can Find That in the Plumbing Aisle, Sir" by Delonte West.

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:04 pm
by Kid That's Lifeless
Behold, I'm A Pale Horse by Kyle Korver

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:10 pm
by capable_keL
I can't feed my family on 7 million a year by Latrell Sprewell
Tips to driving motorized vehicles by Eddie Griffin

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:09 pm
by alpha
:ohhh: that Eddie griffin one

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:31 pm
by T Rav
It got dark, but that's what I envisioned when I started this thread. Solid Eddie Griffin one. I somehow missed that he died.
How the fuck did that happen?

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:04 pm
by capable_keL
T Rav wrote:It got dark, but that's what I envisioned when I started this thread. Solid Eddie Griffin one. I somehow missed that he died.
How the fuck did that happen?
he drove onto some train track whilst pervin, & swervin in his 94 Suburban



one of my favorite ballers

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:57 pm
by Cash Rulz
Wifebeating 101 by Jason Kidd

Shots Fired by Jayson Williams

Black Like Me by Jason Williams

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:32 pm
by jredd109
Cash Rulz wrote:Wifebeating 101 by Jason Kidd

Shots Fired by Jayson Williams

Black Like Me by Jason Williams
Tips on Riding Motorbikes by Jason Williams?

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:54 am
by Prophecy
Bicentennial Man by Tim Duncan
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:48 pm
by Kid That's Lifeless
Duncan one: :roll:
Muggsy and down: :rofl:

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:39 pm
by an-also
'How to choke and still succeed in crunch time' Latrell Spreewell

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:36 pm
by naturalborn103
Prophecy wrote:Bicentennial Man by Tim Duncan
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley
:lol:

Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:29 am
by Reason
haha great thread idea, if i'm not lazy i'll come up with some at some point (i know yall waiting with bated breath)