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Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:31 pm
by T Rav
Relatives seem to always get autobiographies for sports fans as easy gifts at this time of year, because there is no shortage of them.
For example, shit like this exists.
Make your own NBA book titles.
You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
I'm On A New Team, Again. Did Anyone Notice? by Jared Bayless
Being An Elite Athlete, but Eating As Much Baguettes As You Want By Boris Diaw
I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.
How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West
The Bench Boss of Reactions By Ronny Turiaf
I"m Having So Much Fun by Greg Poppavitch
An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems
I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:54 pm
by capable_keL
T Rav wrote:
You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.
How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West
An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems
I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:07 am
by jredd109
fuck me, my back hurts by steve nash foreword by larry bird
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:14 pm
by ric
T Rav wrote:
You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:28 pm
by T Rav
Million Dollar Baby - by Paul George
Couldn't Kill It: The Paul George Story
Aborted: The Story Of Paul George's 2014 Season
Aborted: Not So Fast Dad - by Paul George Jr.
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:20 pm
by alpha
Better pay up, or else. By Gilbert Arenas
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:37 pm
by Positive A
"The Fuck is FiveThirtyEight?" by Andrew Wiggins
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:29 pm
by Joe Pesci
"Dress to Impress" - Michael Jordan
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:24 pm
by T Rav
Lala Tastes Like Honey Nut Cheerios: KG's Best Cereal Recipes By Kevin Garnett
How To Make Money In the Real Estate Market By Antoine Walker
Putting Some Mustard On Proper Choking Techniques By Latrell Sprewell
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:26 pm
by capable_keL
How to design Father's Day cards by Shawn Kemp
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:27 pm
by Positive A
"You Can Find That in the Plumbing Aisle, Sir" by Delonte West.
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:04 pm
by Kid That's Lifeless
Behold, I'm A Pale Horse by Kyle Korver
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:10 pm
by capable_keL
I can't feed my family on 7 million a year by Latrell Sprewell
Tips to driving motorized vehicles by Eddie Griffin
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:09 pm
by alpha
that Eddie griffin one
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:31 pm
by T Rav
It got dark, but that's what I envisioned when I started this thread. Solid Eddie Griffin one. I somehow missed that he died.
How the fuck did that happen?
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:04 pm
by capable_keL
T Rav wrote:It got dark, but that's what I envisioned when I started this thread. Solid Eddie Griffin one. I somehow missed that he died.
How the fuck did that happen?
he drove onto some train track whilst pervin, & swervin in his 94 Suburban
one of my favorite ballers
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:57 pm
by Cash Rulz
Wifebeating 101 by Jason Kidd
Shots Fired by Jayson Williams
Black Like Me by Jason Williams
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:32 pm
by jredd109
Cash Rulz wrote:Wifebeating 101 by Jason Kidd
Shots Fired by Jayson Williams
Black Like Me by Jason Williams
Tips on Riding Motorbikes by Jason Williams?
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:54 am
by Prophecy
Bicentennial Man by Tim Duncan
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:48 pm
by Kid That's Lifeless
Duncan one:
Muggsy and down:
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:39 pm
by an-also
'How to choke and still succeed in crunch time' Latrell Spreewell
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:36 pm
by naturalborn103
Prophecy wrote:Bicentennial Man by Tim Duncan
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley
Re: Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:29 am
by Reason
haha great thread idea, if i'm not lazy i'll come up with some at some point (i know yall waiting with bated breath)