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Police report: Tarvaris Jackson pulls gun on wife who taunts him about NFL career

Jackson's wife said, "You better be accurate (because) you ain't accurate on the field."

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:lol: she real one

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Lmao

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:lol:

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

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So Le'Veon's suspended for 4 games and Zeke Elliott appears to be a domestic abuser, not a good day for workhorse RB's.

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Leveon still smoking tho? What an idiot

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really hope Gordon makes a comeback and stays away from the herb. huge talent

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lol @ randy gregory

nice pick jerry

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Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Hey, by the way who's Curt?

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DLG wrote:lol @ randy gregory

nice pick jerry
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capable_keL wrote:Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Big zeke about to be the best RB in the NFL tho

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might as well enshrine him now then.

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Ramen wrote:might as well enshrine him now then.
General consensus RB1 in fantasy drafts bruv

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In the 10-12 range though

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So Tre Mason is just missing?

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GUCCI CONDOMS wrote:
capable_keL wrote:Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Big zeke about to be the best RB in the NFL tho
How bad do you want to get into his closet though? He's your NFL spirit animal

Manziel to Dallas?
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probably Foles.

We all know Romo is going to break something before the bye.

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Michael & Martellus Bennett speaking on NFL players/coaches:


JAY CUTLER

Michael: "Worst quarterback in the NFL."

Martellus: "I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage"


ELI MANNING

Martellus: "Eli? He's cool. He's like a normal white guy you see at the park trying to teach his kids how to play soccer and you know he can't really play soccer himself."

JEFF FISHER

Martellus: "If a QB went 7 -- 9, he'd never be able to find a job."

Michael: "Make sure he's in the NFC West."

BROCK OSWEILER

Michael: "I've got more sacks than he's got touchdowns." (This is accurate.)

Martellus: "I've caught more balls than he's completed." (Also accurate.)

PETE CARROLL

Martellus: "Joel Osteen."

Michael: "Tom Cruise. I feel like Pete Carroll is like Benjamin Button. He doesn't want to get old. He's getting younger every year. What is going on?"

Martellus: "That's what money does."

ROGER GOODELL

Michael: "A--hole. Nah, I'm just joking -- you can't say that. Overpaid."

J.J. WATT

Michael: "Dominant player."

Martellus: "Corny. Half of the NFL is corny, though."

Michael: "People love J.J. Watt, but they don't really like J.J. Watt, know what I'm saying?"

SAM BRADFORD

(Both smirk.)

Michael: "The greatest quarterback in the NFL."

Martellus: "Vicious. Competitive."

Michael: "A real Joe Montana."

TOM BRADY

Martellus: "The silver fox you never get to see but you hear about. You only get to take one photo, and you have to stay outside for a year just to get it."

JASON WITTEN

Martellus: "I hated Jason Witten. I appreciated his game, but I always hated him."

CAM NEWTON

Michael: "Probably the quarterback I like to hit the most."

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@ramen
super lulz at some of that

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Ive never been so bummed that a preseason game was canceled. :sad:

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football yo.

allen robinson is going to be crazy good this year.

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man, I was watching the Patriots game and seen that dude break his arm :ohsh:

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#dakisthefuture

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DLG wrote:
We all know Romo is going to break something before the bye.
:owens: :owens: :owens: :owens:

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More like :lol:

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dude needs to call it quits before he dies out there

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