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Keeper Deadline was today but Popabitch, Reason and SatchelPaige did not pick their keepers.
Yall need to email me your picks immediately.

ill text pop and paige now.

Bunz, i emailed you my keepers a few minutes ago. completed spaced on it. my bad.

I just texted Rzn but i also know he's at work until 3pm.

Also props to Glossary for keeping my head in the game.

Philaflava wrote:mark me paid and i'll do the same in HR derby. ill paypal you the $5 diff.

do the same for my league please

Gregg Popabitch wrote: I just texted Rzn but i also know he's at work until 3pm.

REASON HAS A JOB LOL

Philaflava wrote:mark me paid and i'll do the same in HR derby. ill paypal you the $5 diff.

i think you owe me $5 too for hr derby. Since auction was $25.

Excited for the draft!! Did the time officially change?

whats your paypal and ill do it now.

re: draft times please just make it 10PM. shouldn't be an issue and would probably help the westcoast folks anyway.

Yeah. draft at ten now.

How do we see the keeper list and is there a way to have them automatically excluded from the preranks?

You can't see them until Reason sends me his picks and I can finalize the master keeper list.
Once that happens they will be excluded automatically.

Tommy Bunz wrote:

Gregg Popabitch wrote: I just texted Rzn but i also know he's at work until 3pm.

REASON HAS A JOB LOL

i had a job since september then got promoted in january, wouldyabelieveit

i pmed you my keepers

Philaflava wrote:whats your paypal and ill do it now.

re: draft times please just make it 10PM. shouldn't be an issue and would probably help the westcoast folks anyway.

Thanks man.

Charles.fullerton@gmail.com

Don't sign me up for anything guys lol

just sent the paypal, i'm all set

Ok keepers locked. Should be able to view the available player pool now.
Half the league still needs to pay their dues. Got your $ Reason, thanks.

Just sent my $$

I'm claiming 7th place right now you fuckers

This is the part where I convince myself I’m on the right path and you guys piss on my leg and tell me different.

This is my first draft in possibly ever where I went all youth for the most part. Not sure if that’s the path to success for blue balls, but I’m willing to give it a shot.

C – Nick Hundley (coors field, dude hits bombs)
1B – Byung-ho Park (I’m just hoping for an Abreu light kinda rookie season)
2B – Dee Gordon (at the positon and value, doesn’t get any better)
3B – Maikel Franco (originally kept him the year before, dropped early in the year and then picked up on waivers…thank god)
SS – Jean Segura (has to bounce back in AZ. If he gives me 15/25 sb I’d be happy)
OF – Giancarlo Stanton (health is the only concern)
OF – Mookie Betts (the complete fantasy player)
OF – Joc Pederson (has to find patience at the place. If he can do ½ of what he did in the first half of last year , I’m good)
Util – Mark Trumbo (1B/OF) (bounce back, Camden, if he can hit he can stay getting AB’s and do 30 hr with ease)
BN – Yasmany Tomas (3B/OF) (my first pick last year, bust but bouncing back nicely. 3B eligibility key)
BN – Jorge Soler (OF) (my favorite pick of the draft. I believe. Do you?)
BN – Trevor Story (SS) (feel good story. Fuck Jose Reyes, this dude is legit)
BN – Michael A Taylor (OF) (a future 20/20 guy. Hopefully Werth wasn’t take away his opportunities.)
BN – Raul Mondesi Jr (SS) (a reach but what is the fun if you don’t get a prospect in the draft. I picked in case I don’t get Crawford)
BN – Travis Shaw (1B/3B) (could be the future 3B or 1B if he keeps killing it the way he has been).

My top 3 is strong enough to carry my staff. I just hope Ross is as good as I think and Volquez and Kennedy provide decent spot starting stats. My RP is dope come May 11th.

SP – Max Scherzer
SP – Chris Sale
SP – Corey Kluber
SP – Joe Ross
SP – Edinson Volquez
SP – Ian Kennedy
RP – Aroldis Chapman
RP – David Robertson
RP – David Hernandez
RP – Dellin Betances

Whore Island - 2016

C - J.T. Realmuto (Fuck this guy. I'll take 10 SB from my catcher tho)
1B - Joey Votto (This fucking guy has probably had more dicks in his mouth than Ian Gallagher from Shameless)
2B - Robinson Cano (I traded Dan Uggla for this sack of shit about 5 years ago)
3B - Matt Duffy (This guy can probably blow himself)
SS - Starlin Castro (I mean, can it get any fucking worse?)
OF - Lorenzo Cain (This motherfucker's name sounds like he should be rapping in Brand Nubian)
OF - Michael Conforto (Italian Stallion)
OF - Michael Brantley (Dude has 1 and a 1/2 legs)
DH - Prince Fielder (I want to fuck his chubby ex-wife)
BN - Dexter Fowler (This nigga)
BN - Denard Span (He can tug on Matt Duffy's cock in SF)
BN - Joey Gallo (This piece of shit is Rob Deer 2.0)
BN - Trevor Plouffe (Can a name be any gayer? Oh yeah it can, Kolten fucking Wong)
BN - Marcus Semien (Who the fuck is this guy anyway?)

SP - Steven Matz (Not a Jew)
SP - James Shields (Big Game James? Pssh)
SP - Carlos Martinez (This fuck only cares about 2 things. Taco Tuesday's and Cypress Hill)
SP - Michael Wacha (He's the third wheel in the Duffy/Plouffe dick sucking contest)
SP - Derek Holland (Scrub)
SP - Wei-Yin Chen (Fucking Asian is going to be slamming fine South Beach pussy with a 4.25 ERA)
SP - Michael Fulmer (I hope someone steals his car in Detroit)
RP - Jake McGee (This guy sounds like he should of stared in a 1960's sitcom. Fucking fag)
RP - Glen Perkins (Really?)
RP - Steve Cishek (Bi-Polar fuck face)
RP - Joaquin Benoit (Drug lord)

There it is folks, the bandits of Whore Island.
Bunch of cock suckers if you ask me.
7th place. Pit it in the books!
FIN

but are Mets fans really trying to give a New York player the nickname The Italian Stallion?
The nickname for an iconic Philadelphian figure?
That's like a jew naming his kid fucking Adolf.
Fuck that shit.

Tommy Bunz wrote: but are Mets fans really trying to give a New York player the nickname The Italian Stallion?
The nickname for an iconic Philadelphian figure?
That's like a jew naming his kid fucking Adolf.
Fuck that shit.

no, I just wrote that because i have nothing bad to say about Michael. And I don't think he sucks cocks in the clubhouse. He's probably more into eating Bartolo Colon's asshole tho

Dwight Strawberry wrote:Whore Island - 2016

C - J.T. Realmuto (Fuck this guy. I'll take 10 SB from my catcher tho)
1B - Joey Votto (This fucking guy has probably had more dicks in his mouth than Ian Gallagher from Shameless)
2B - Robinson Cano (I traded Dan Uggla for this sack of shit about 5 years ago)
3B - Matt Duffy (This guy can probably blow himself)
SS - Starlin Castro (I mean, can it get any fucking worse?)
OF - Lorenzo Cain (This motherfucker's name sounds like he should be rapping in Brand Nubian)
OF - Michael Conforto (Italian Stallion)
OF - Michael Brantley (Dude has 1 and a 1/2 legs)
DH - Prince Fielder (I want to fuck his chubby ex-wife)
BN - Dexter Fowler (This nigga)
BN - Denard Span (He can tug on Matt Duffy's cock in SF)
BN - Joey Gallo (This piece of shit is Rob Deer 2.0)
BN - Trevor Plouffe (Can a name be any gayer? Oh yeah it can, Kolten fucking Wong)
BN - Marcus Semien (Who the fuck is this guy anyway?)

SP - Steven Matz (Not a Jew)
SP - James Shields (Big Game James? Pssh)
SP - Carlos Martinez (This fuck only cares about 2 things. Taco Tuesday's and Cypress Hill)
SP - Michael Wacha (He's the third wheel in the Duffy/Plouffe dick sucking contest)
SP - Derek Holland (Scrub)
SP - Wei-Yin Chen (Fucking Asian is going to be slamming fine South Beach pussy with a 4.25 ERA)
SP - Michael Fulmer (I hope someone steals his car in Detroit)
RP - Jake McGee (This guy sounds like he should of stared in a 1960's sitcom. Fucking fag)
RP - Glen Perkins (Really?)
RP - Steve Cishek (Bi-Polar fuck face)
RP - Joaquin Benoit (Drug lord)

There it is folks, the bandits of Whore Island.
Bunch of cock suckers if you ask me.
7th place. Pit it in the books!
FIN

Well done

Satisfied with how my draft went considering I didn't prep for it at all.
Was glad to get Giles with my first pick but then ended up not going for saves for the rest of the draft. Didn't feel like there was many closers out there worth using a pick on when there were so many better players out there.
My SP is stacked with solid depth and I loaded up on young middle-tier middle infielders with some upside, feeling optimistic that I can piece together a solid MI out of the group.

C - Jonathan Lucroy (too good not to bounce back)
1B - David Ortiz (insane second half last year makes me think he's still got another elite year in him)
2B - Kolten Wong (still only 25, think he's at least a .275 15/20 guy)
3B - Adrian Beltre
SS - Addison Russell (think he makes a leap this year)
OF - Jose Bautista
OF - George Springer
OF - Starling Marte
Util - Marcell Ozuna (a year ago he was a coveted young stud, was pleased to pick him up so late)
B - Jonathan Schoop (lots of upside if he can make enough contact)
B - Trea Turner (could be Altuve-lite 2B, good average with lots of SB)
B - Stephen Piscotty (guy is a hitter)
B - Mitch Moreland (backup 1B in case Papi sits interleague games)
B - Jurickson Profar (i want to believe)

SP - Adam Wainwright
SP - Cole Hamels
SP - Carlos Rodon
SP - Yu Darvish
SP - Jeff Samardzija (i always end up with this faggot somehow, but fags thrive in San Fran)
SP - Jose Quintana (one of the most underrated SP in the game)
SP - Eduardo Rodriguez (might be the Red Sox #2 this year)
SP - Anthony DeSclafani (like what i've been hearing)
SP - Cody Anderson (suckered in by all those Matt Harvey comps)
SP - Dylan Bundy (supposedly looks amazing this spring, could steal Gausman's rotation spot)
RP - Ken Giles

How did the DDs work out last night? Motor boat?

capable_keL wrote:How did the DDs work out last night? Motor boat?

Like this



except with a bigger splash at the end

Commish note, also posted on the yahoo league board:

Three of you still have not paid your dues, and one of you still owes $5.
You are lucky that I was so busy before the draft that I didn't have time to sort out who paid and who didn't.
You guys have til Friday to pay or I will push you down to the bottom of the waiver priority.
I refuse to chase people all season for a measly $25 league fee. Please take care of this promptly.
Thanks.

What's the exact deal on new waiver wire rules? It's set to continuous rolling then processing days of every day. Does this mean we can't pick anyone up unless we put in a claim? I don't see how that can work with how valuable waiver priority is with this being a keeper league. Yesterday the Waiver date for pickup was March 30 then this morning all free agents were back to waivers for March 31. For this to work, we need some kind of grace period where we can actually pick guys up simply as Free Agents.

Maybe the unchecking of 3 days that you mentioned before will work best...not sure what all the options are.