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tbh, I have stayed away from betting as much as I can this year. I made a couple bets on football earlier in the season, but lord, this has got to be the most unpredictable year ever. It seems like most teams are playing shitty one week and then amazing the next.

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Sumthin_Funky wrote:tbh, I have stayed away from betting as much as I can this year. I made a couple bets on football earlier in the season, but lord, this has got to be the most unpredictable year ever. It seems like most teams are playing shitty one week and then amazing the next.

football season has been fucked dude, i totally hear you on that, i'm lucky i'm an nba bettor/lover and not an nfl one
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I'm risking $1,643 tonight on the following bets:

267864339-1 10/16/14 12:04pm $220.00 $200.00 Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 602 Philadelphia 76ers Under 100½ -110* vs Boston Celtics

267864339-2 10/16/14 12:04pm $220.00 $200.00 Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors Over 106½ -110* vs Denver Nuggets

267864339-3 10/16/14 12:04pm $220.00 $200.00 Pending 10/16/14 10:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 612 Los Angeles Lakers Under 103½ -110* vs Utah Jazz

267864254-1 10/16/14 12:03pm $88.00 $633.64 Pending 4 Team Parlay
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 602 Philadelphia 76ers Under 100½ -110* vs Boston Celtics
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors -200* vs Denver Nuggets
Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 606 Chicago Bulls -200* vs Atlanta Hawks
Pending 10/16/14 10:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 612 Los Angeles Lakers Under 103½ -110* vs Utah Jazz

267864182-1 10/16/14 12:02pm $100.00 $600.00 Pending 3 Team Parlay
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 602 Philadelphia 76ers Under 100½ -110* vs Boston Celtics
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors Over 106½ -110* vs Denver Nuggets
Pending 10/16/14 10:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 612 Los Angeles Lakers Under 104 -110* vs Utah Jazz

267864140-1 10/16/14 12:01pm $40.00 $648.83 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 Boston Celtics +110* vs Philadelphia 76ers
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors -200* vs Denver Nuggets
Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 606 Chicago Bulls -200* vs Atlanta Hawks
Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Oklahoma City Thunder pk -110* vs New Orleans Pelicans
Pending 10/16/14 10:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 611 Utah Jazz +2½ -110* vs Los Angeles Lakers

267864111-1 10/16/14 12:00pm $225.01 $204.55 Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 Boston Celtics/Philadelphia 76ers Under 199½ -110*

267864111-2 10/16/14 12:00pm $55.00 $50.00 Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors -5 -110* vs Denver Nuggets

267864111-3 10/16/14 12:00pm $50.00 $25.00 Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors -200* vs Denver Nuggets

267864111-4 10/16/14 12:00pm $55.00 $50.00 Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors Over 106½ -110* vs Denver Nuggets

267864111-5 10/16/14 12:00pm $55.00 $50.00 Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 606 Chicago Bulls -5 -110* vs Atlanta Hawks

267864111-6 10/16/14 12:00pm $50.00 $25.00 Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 606 Chicago Bulls -200* vs Atlanta Hawks

267864111-7 10/16/14 12:00pm $27.50 $25.00 Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Oklahoma City Thunder pk -110* vs New Orleans Pelicans

267864111-8 10/16/14 12:00pm $55.00 $50.00 Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Oklahoma City Thunder Over 102 -110* vs New Orleans Pelicans

267864111-9 10/16/14 12:00pm $55.00 $50.00 Pending 10/16/14 10:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 611 Utah Jazz/Los Angeles Lakers Under 205½ -110*

267864111-10 10/16/14 12:00pm $27.50 $25.00 Pending 10/16/14 10:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 612 Los Angeles Lakers Under 104 -110* vs Utah Jazz

267864051-1 10/16/14 11:59am $50.00 $132.23 Pending 2 Team Parlay
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 Boston Celtics/Philadelphia 76ers Under 199½ -110*
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors Over 106½ -110* vs Denver Nuggets

267863976-1 10/16/14 11:58am $50.00 $192.50 Pending 5 Team Teaser (ties win) Teaser tw 6½fb & 5bk
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 Boston Celtics/Philadelphia 76ers Under 204½ *
Pending 10/16/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Golden State Warriors pk * vs Denver Nuggets
Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 606 Chicago Bulls pk * vs Atlanta Hawks
Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 605 Atlanta Hawks/Chicago Bulls Under 195½ *
Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Oklahoma City Thunder +5 * vs New Orleans Pelicans

Even if I lose every bet, I still have $2460 in 5dimes. I decided if I have a bad or awful night, I'll cash out $1250 more, then slow my betting amounts down with the remainder in 5dimes.

Shit got real. I haven't bet this much in YEARS. This is probably the most I've ever risked in a four day period. But I can't help but have the confidence and conviction, especially after all my predictions/analyses/assessments are proven true over and over again. I went something like 56-25 in my first NBA preseason betting foray back in the day when I used to blog my bets. What was that like 2008? 2009?

This year in NBA preseason, just single bets (for you gambling newbs, parlays and teasers are sucker bets, i only do them with "excess" units and/or for fun, i have lost most of the parlays/teasers but that's to be expected, i have actually won a few too :-p):

266575790-1 10/9/14 12:46pm $55.00 $50.00 $105.00 Win 10/9/14 10:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 657 Golden State Warriors/Los Angeles Lakers Over 205½ -110*

266721408-1 10/10/14 12:43pm $110.00 $100.00 $210.00 Win 10/10/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 608 Minnesota Timberwolves -4½ -110* vs Philadelphia 76ers

266721408-2 10/10/14 12:43pm $110.00 $100.00 $0.00 Loss 10/10/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Philadelphia 76ers/Minnesota Timberwolves Under 206 -110*

266666186-1 10/9/14 11:20pm $55.00 $50.00 $105.00 Win 10/9/14 10:35pm Live In-Play Basketball 9657 Golden State Warriors -6½ -110* vs Los Angeles Lakers

266666186-2 10/9/14 11:20pm $52.50 $50.00 $102.50 Win 10/9/14 10:35pm Live In-Play Basketball 9657 Golden State Warriors 1st Half -5½ -105* vs Los Angeles Lakers

266666186-3 10/9/14 11:20pm $57.50 $50.00 $107.50 Win 10/9/14 10:35pm Live In-Play Basketball 9657 Golden State Warriors 1st Half Over 58 -115* vs Los Angeles Lakers

267129383-2 10/11/14 11:05pm $50.00 $57.50 $0.00 Loss 10/12/14 1:05am NBA Preseason Basketball 660 Sacramento Kings +115* vs Brooklyn Nets

267129383-3 10/11/14 11:05pm $27.50 $25.00 $0.00 Loss 10/12/14 1:05am NBA Preseason Basketball 660 Sacramento Kings Over 98 -110* vs Brooklyn Nets

267025783-2 10/11/14 6:59pm $27.50 $25.00 $0.00 Loss 10/11/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 653 New York Knicks/Boston Celtics Over 191 -110*

267025783-3 10/11/14 6:59pm $27.50 $25.00 $52.50 Win 10/11/14 8:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 657 Chicago Bulls -5 -110* vs Milwaukee Bucks

267025783-4 10/11/14 6:59pm $56.25 $25.00 $81.25 Win 10/11/14 8:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 657 Chicago Bulls -225* vs Milwaukee Bucks

266895939-1 10/11/14 12:59pm $55.00 $50.00 $105.00 Win 10/11/14 5:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 652 Miami Heat +5½ -110* vs Cleveland Cavaliers

266895939-2 10/11/14 12:59pm $25.00 $51.25 $0.00 Loss 10/11/14 5:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 652 Miami Heat +205* vs Cleveland Cavaliers

267247274-3 10/12/14 1:03pm $60.50 $55.00 $115.50 Win 10/12/14 1:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 602 Washington Wizards Under 98½ -110* vs Detroit Pistons

267247274-4 10/12/14 1:03pm $27.50 $25.00 $52.50 Win 10/12/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Dallas Mavericks -3 -110* vs Indiana Pacers

267247274-5 10/12/14 1:03pm $37.50 $25.00 $62.50 Win 10/12/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Dallas Mavericks -150* vs Indiana Pacers

267247274-1 10/12/14 1:03pm $27.50 $25.00 $52.50 Win 10/12/14 1:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 Detroit Pistons +3½ -110* vs Washington Wizards

267247274-2 10/12/14 1:03pm $25.00 $33.75 $0.00 Loss 10/12/14 1:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 Detroit Pistons +135* vs Washington Wizards

267345313-1 10/12/14 4:31pm $27.50 $25.00 $52.50 Win 10/12/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Golden State Warriors -3½ -110* vs Los Angeles Lakers

267345313-2 10/12/14 4:31pm $27.50 $25.00 $0.00 Loss 10/12/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Golden State Warriors/Los Angeles Lakers Over 208½ -110*

267345313-3 10/12/14 4:31pm $27.50 $25.00 $52.50 Win 10/12/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 607 Golden State Warriors Over 106 -110* vs Los Angeles Lakers

267459810-1 10/12/14 10:16pm $28.75 $25.00 $0.00 Loss 10/12/14 9:35pm Live In-Play Basketball 9608 Los Angeles Lakers Over 92½ -115* vs Golden State Warriors

267524303-1 10/13/14 2:08pm $55.00 $50.00 $0.00 Loss 10/13/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 654 New York Knicks -2½ -110* vs Toronto Raptors

267524303-2 10/13/14 2:08pm $110.00 $100.00 $210.00 Win 10/13/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 653 Toronto Raptors/New York Knicks Under 200½ -110*

267524303-3 10/13/14 2:08pm $55.00 $50.00 $105.00 Win 10/13/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 656 Chicago Bulls -5 -110* vs Denver Nuggets

267632905-1 10/14/14 9:52am $275.00 $250.00 $525.00 Win 10/14/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 New York Knicks/Philadelphia 76ers Under 199½ -110*

267690454-1 10/14/14 7:35pm $71.50 $65.00 $136.50 Win 10/14/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 609 Memphis Grizzlies/Oklahoma City Thunder Over 191½ -110*

267637724-1 10/14/14 11:30am $550.00 $500.00 $1,050.00 Win 10/14/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 601 New York Knicks/Philadelphia 76ers Under 199 -110*

267757518-1 10/15/14 11:15am $550.00 $500.00 $1,025.00 Win 10/15/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 657 Toronto Raptors/Boston Celtics Under 204 -110*

From October 9 through October 15, NBA Preseason: 21-9, 70% win rate, +$1,668.75
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added this too

267894594-1 10/16/14 6:06pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/16/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 606 Chicago Bulls -4½ -110* vs Atlanta Hawks
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thank god for blackjack cuz i am not looing great right now
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omg the warriors outscore the nuggets 32-16 to win the game by 3!!! then the bulls outscored the hawks 38-18 to win the game on a game winning 3pter (moments after he made 3 free throws after getting fouled shooting a three!!!) to steal the game. i bet and lost $550 on the bulls to win by 5 but that win kept my parlay alive! if the lakers score under 103.5 points i win $633.34 off an $88 4 team parlay bet to cancel out that bulls spread loss. awesome. also my four $220 would cancel each other other than the vig lost. what could have been a disastrous and br-crippling night turned out to be just a bad day at the office (but not really bc i made money in caribbean stud and blackjack today :-p)
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made a bonehead move and accidentlaly picked under instead of over for 2nd half when trying to hedge lol but it's all good, i had some luck at the tables today and at least i hit that 4 team parlay for $630
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and that -28 just became +472 because i just won the pacers under 101.5 bet :-D

not including anything above aka this is all my open bets that are not futures:

TONIGHT:

268216574-1 10/18/14 2:46pm $315.00 $300.00 Pending 10/18/14 10:15pm Reduced Football 355 Nevada/BYU Over 58½ -105*
268216574-2 10/18/14 2:46pm $367.50 $350.00 Pending 10/18/14 8:00pm Reduced Football 362 Oregon -21 -105* vs Washington U
268212808-1 10/18/14 2:22pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/18/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 602 Indiana Pacers Under 101½ -110* vs Dallas Mavericks
268212374-1 10/18/14 2:18pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/18/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 603 Orlando Magic Under 99 -110* vs Philadelphia 76ers
268212374-2 10/18/14 2:18pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/18/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 603 Orlando Magic/Philadelphia 76ers Under 198½ -110*
268212374-3 10/18/14 2:18pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/18/14 7:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 604 Philadelphia 76ers Under 99½ -110* vs Orlando Magic

267995179-1 10/17/14 12:50am $80.00 $1,832.80 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 451 Cincinnati Bengals/Indianapolis Colts Over 50 -110*
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 456 Chicago Bears -3 -125* vs Miami Dolphins
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 457 Cleveland Browns/Jacksonville Jaguars Under 44½ -110*
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 463 Atlanta Falcons/Baltimore Ravens Under 49½ -110*
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 465 Minnesota Vikings/Buffalo Bills Under 42½ -110*

267995144-1 10/17/14 12:48am $100.00 $308.52 Pending 4 Team Parlay
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 456 Chicago Bears -175* vs Miami Dolphins
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 457 Cleveland Browns -245* vs Jacksonville Jaguars
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 464 Baltimore Ravens -300* vs Atlanta Falcons
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 466 Buffalo Bills -260* vs Minnesota Vikings

267995112-1 10/17/14 12:47am $50.00 $478.67 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 451 Cincinnati Bengals/Indianapolis Colts Over 50 -110*
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 456 Chicago Bears -175* vs Miami Dolphins
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 457 Cleveland Browns/Jacksonville Jaguars Under 44½ -110*
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 464 Baltimore Ravens -300* vs Atlanta Falcons
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 466 Buffalo Bills -260* vs Minnesota Vikings

267994916-1 10/17/14 12:43am $275.00 $250.00 Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 451 Cincinnati Bengals/Indianapolis Colts Over 50 -110*

267994907-1 10/17/14 12:43am $250.00 $227.27 Pending 2 Team Teaser (ties push) Teaser tp 6½fb & 5bk
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 451 Cincinnati Bengals/Indianapolis Colts Over 43½ *
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 461 Carolina Panthers/Green Bay Packers Over 43 *

267743359-1 10/15/14 1:21am $55.00 $302.50 Pending 6 Team Teaser (ties push) Teaser tp 7fb & 5½bk
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 451 Cincinnati Bengals/Indianapolis Colts Over 42 *
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 456 Chicago Bears +4 * vs Miami Dolphins
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 461 Carolina Panthers/Green Bay Packers Over 42 *
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 463 Atlanta Falcons/Baltimore Ravens Under 56½ *
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 466 Buffalo Bills +2 * vs Minnesota Vikings
Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 465 Minnesota Vikings/Buffalo Bills Under 50 *

267743282-1 10/15/14 1:17am $200.00 $210.00 Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 456 Chicago Bears -3½ +105* vs Miami Dolphins

267743282-2 10/15/14 1:17am $110.00 $100.00 Pending 10/19/14 1:00pm NFL Football 466 Buffalo Bills -5 -110* vs Minnesota Vikings
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ummm guys

i went 4 for 4 tonight in nba preseason and won $2000

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Not meaning to be critical (obviously you're doing something right) but why don't you limit your exposure more? I.e. why include the Bears in all those different parlays and teasers, as well as a straight bet, on the off chance they shit the bed? (I realize they're losing right now—and I hope they come back and win as much as you do—but the question would stand even if they were blowing Miami out.)

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no no u r 100% right honestly i thought it was a lock but i generally do what you are saying (as you will see with my nba bets below like for example my parlay having the bulls moneyline instead of bulls -5, but as u see my nfl bets don't do that as i will explain)

it was a combo of being so sure the bears would dominate them and my being careless (that money i put on nfl games as well as the money i put on ncaa games last night all were from casino winnings. i have a weird system to curb yet satisfy the compulsory side of my gambling in which i am extremely strict regarding sports betting funds on basketball keeping track of those units but any money i make from poker or casino i spend more freely and in this case more unwisely as nfl is not my area of expertise) for example that $535 on kc/sd over which looks really bad at the moment was from a blackjack session at which i won over $2500. right now i am +48 units in serious betting and up $5500 from casino/poker/other sports. the 48 units i keep track of diligently, the $5500 i go baller mode with (for frame of reference i cashed in for $500 and set aside 50 of it for this purpose and used the 450 "seriously" and built into 48 units (fyi for me $450 = 4.5 units...yes that means i built $50 at the casino into $5500 and it means that ive made more money in non nba betting but it is complete luck and just a bonus so to speak, the 48 units matters much more to me although of course in a utilitarian world money is money and ive cashed out as much as i have because of both and not just cuz of nba betting skill

ive been quite lucky in the casino using a bastardized version of the martingale system but the large bulk of my money goes towards and comes from betting on nba


anyway my pending bets created today (spent another buttload on golden state over 51 wins)

268572457-1 10/19/14 3:07pm $55.00 $211.75 Pending 10/28/14 8:00pm Props Basketball 25003 San Antonio Spurs win NBA Champ +385* vs Field wins NBA Championship

268572457-2 10/19/14 3:07pm $74.25 $55.00 Pending 10/28/14 1:00pm Props Basketball 26001 ATL regular season wins over 41½ -135* vs ATL regular season wins under 41½

268572457-3 10/19/14 3:07pm $66.00 $55.00 Pending 10/28/14 1:00pm Props Basketball 26013 BKN regular season wins over 41½ -120* vs BKN regular season wins under 41½

268572457-4 10/19/14 3:07pm $575.00 $500.00 Pending 10/28/14 1:00pm Props Basketball 26067 GWS regular season wins over 51 -115* vs GWS regular season wins under 51

268572213-1 10/19/14 3:05pm $63.25 $55.00 Pending 10/19/14 4:00pm Props Football 2819 J.Charles rushing yards over 80½ -115* vs J.Charles rushing yards under 80½

268572213-2 10/19/14 3:05pm $63.25 $55.00 Pending 10/19/14 4:00pm Props Football 2821 J.Charles a 18+ yard rush -115* vs J.Charles no rush of 18 or more yards

268572213-3 10/19/14 3:05pm $55.00 $55.00 Pending 10/19/14 4:00pm Props Football 2848 P.Rivers no interception thrown +100* vs P.Rivers throws an interception

268557429-1 10/19/14 2:16pm $55.00 $1,179.43 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 10/19/14 4:05pm NFL Football 469 Kansas City Chiefs/San Diego Chargers Over 45½ -110*
Pending 10/19/14 4:25pm NFL Football 472 Dallas Cowboys -4½ -110* vs New York Giants
Pending 10/19/14 4:25pm NFL Football 473 Arizona Cardinals/Oakland Raiders Under 46 -110*
Pending 10/19/14 8:30pm NFL Football 475 San Francisco 49ers +7½ -145* vs Denver Broncos
Pending 10/20/14 8:30pm NFL Football 477 Houston Texans/Pittsburgh Steelers Under 44½ -110*

268557030-1 10/19/14 2:13pm $210.00 $200.00 Pending 10/19/14 4:25pm Reduced Football 472 Dallas Cowboys -4½ -105* vs New York Giants

268556969-1 10/19/14 2:13pm $535.00 $500.00 Pending 10/19/14 4:05pm Reduced Football 469 Kansas City Chiefs/San Diego Chargers Over 45½ -107*

268556840-1 10/19/14 2:12pm $55.00 $1,339.75 Pending 5 Team Parlay
Pending 10/19/14 3:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 652 Brooklyn Nets Under 91 -110* vs Boston Celtics
Pending 10/19/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 653 Minnesota Timberwolves Over 102 -110* vs Oklahoma City Thunder
Pending 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 656 Chicago Bulls -5 -110* vs Charlotte Hornets
Pending 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 658 Houston Rockets Over 105 -110* vs Golden State Warriors
Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 659 Utah Jazz Over 103½ -110* vs Los Angeles Lakers

268701099-1 10/19/14 6:04pm $100.00 $594.49 Pending 4 Team Parlay
Win 10/19/14 7:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 653 Minnesota Timberwolves/Oklahoma City Thunder Under 207 -110*
Win 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 656 Chicago Bulls -220* vs Charlotte Hornets
Pending 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 658 Houston Rockets -150* vs Golden State Warriors
Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 659 Utah Jazz -200* vs Los Angeles Lakers

268555118-1 10/19/14 2:08pm $200.00 $370.00 Pending 3 Team Teaser (ties win) Teaser tw 5½fb & 4½bk
Pending 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 655 Charlotte Hornets/Chicago Bulls Under 191½ *
Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 659 Utah Jazz pk * vs Los Angeles Lakers
Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 659 Utah Jazz/Los Angeles Lakers Under 207 *

268554759-1 10/19/14 2:06pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 655 Charlotte Hornets/Chicago Bulls Under 187 -110*

268554759-2 10/19/14 2:06pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/19/14 8:05pm NBA Preseason Basketball 656 Chicago Bulls Under 96 -110* vs Charlotte Hornets

268554759-3 10/19/14 2:06pm $275.00 $250.00 Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 660 Los Angeles Lakers Under 99 -110* vs Utah Jazz
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quite frankly im not betting on nfl that much even with "disposable income" anymore or until shit gets predictable in the slightest man the shit is crazy, there are games i thought were pretty much locks that i didnt bet on that im shocked at like jaguars beating the browns easily or the colts shutting the bengals out
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omfg i just realized that parlay i put over 102 for minny but i meant under!! gay. guess ill repeat it with that difference and/or hedge it with a simple single bet on min under 102
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268763531-1 10/19/14 9:21pm $110.00 $100.00 Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 659 Utah Jazz -4½ -110* vs Los Angeles Lakers
268763531-2 10/19/14 9:21pm $550.00 $500.00 Pending 10/19/14 9:35pm NBA Preseason Basketball 660 Los Angeles Lakers Under 98½ -110* vs Utah Jazz
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my first day losing in sports betting in about a week

currently in two poker tourneys in 5dimes

and won $2k from blackjack and some more in a 1/2 nl he ring game

up 89 bucks on the day lol. if i place in these tourneys could be more
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well i just made a cashout request for all but 1k and change so that ive cashed out exactly 10k. im gonna see if i can milk that during the nba season. i am so busy with school and life that i cant keep up this pace during the regukar season when the bookies get smarter/give a shit more

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Okay so as the NBA season has officially begun, I am resetting records to keep track of the season's betting. Also I have no interest in keeping a gay ass blog so I'd rather share my gay ass thoughts and notes here.

One unit = $55

Tonight:

2 unit bets
Warriors/Kings over 205
Warriors over 105

1 unit bets
Bulls/Knicks under 185
Lakers under 97.5
OKC +9

5 team parlay (haven't decided how many units yet)
hawks over 98
bulls -175
twolve/grizzlies over 198
rockets/jazz over 202
suns -1100 ml
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bah fuck it got yelled at by the old lady for being up till 3 am because of watching the nets game i dvred after binging on league pass from the mileaukee game to the minny game to the blazers game, so i took the $105 from the knicks bet and turned that into 375 in blackjack then cashed it the fuck out lol. sports betting will have to wait until i am not juggling kids/school/work

twas a profitable albeit short-lived "season"
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1. got paid on my giants under 7 wins future bet i made before the season
2. was a pleasant surprise of a bet i forgot about so i went yolo and blew all but like $2.50 on blackjack (it was only $100)
3. turned $2.30 into $170 by hitting two 4 team parlays in 2 days hahaha

284902955-1 1/3/15 12:39am $12.81 $157.35 $170.16 Win 4 Team Parlay
Win 1/3/15 7:05pm NBA Basketball 501 Charlotte Hornets/Orlando Magic Over 187½ -110*
Win 1/3/15 8:05pm NBA Basketball 507 Boston Celtics/Chicago Bulls Over 206½ -110*
Win 1/3/15 10:05pm NBA Basketball 513 Atlanta Hawks/Portland Trail Blazers Over 202 -110*
Win 1/3/15 10:35pm NBA Basketball 516 Los Angeles Clippers -19 -110* vs Philadelphia 76ers
284798414-1 1/2/15 6:13pm $2.30 $20.51 $22.81 Win 4 Team Parlay
Win 1/2/15 7:05pm NBA Basketball 801 Cleveland Cavaliers Under 97 -110* vs Charlotte Hornets
Win 1/2/15 7:05pm NBA Basketball 803 Brooklyn Nets/Orlando Magic Over 193 -110*
Win 1/2/15 7:35pm NBA Basketball 806 New York Knicks Under 95½ -110* vs Detroit Pistons
Win 1/2/15 7:35pm NBA Basketball 807 Dallas Mavericks -240* vs Boston Celtics
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Reason wrote:1. got paid on my giants under 7 wins future bet i made before the season
2. was a pleasant surprise of a bet i forgot about so i went yolo and blew all but like $2.50 on blackjack (it was only $100)
3. turned $2.30 into $170 by hitting two 4 team parlays in 2 days hahaha

284902955-1 1/3/15 12:39am $12.81 $157.35 $170.16 Win 4 Team Parlay
Win 1/3/15 7:05pm NBA Basketball 501 Charlotte Hornets/Orlando Magic Over 187½ -110*
Win 1/3/15 8:05pm NBA Basketball 507 Boston Celtics/Chicago Bulls Over 206½ -110*
Win 1/3/15 10:05pm NBA Basketball 513 Atlanta Hawks/Portland Trail Blazers Over 202 -110*
Win 1/3/15 10:35pm NBA Basketball 516 Los Angeles Clippers -19 -110* vs Philadelphia 76ers
284798414-1 1/2/15 6:13pm $2.30 $20.51 $22.81 Win 4 Team Parlay
Win 1/2/15 7:05pm NBA Basketball 801 Cleveland Cavaliers Under 97 -110* vs Charlotte Hornets
Win 1/2/15 7:05pm NBA Basketball 803 Brooklyn Nets/Orlando Magic Over 193 -110*
Win 1/2/15 7:35pm NBA Basketball 806 New York Knicks Under 95½ -110* vs Detroit Pistons
Win 1/2/15 7:35pm NBA Basketball 807 Dallas Mavericks -240* vs Boston Celtics
fuck it yolo again (i hate fagz who say yolo but i never do it so fuck you)

285222608-1 1/4/15 2:02am $70.16 $235.04 Pending 4 Team Teaser (ties push) Teaser tp 5fb & 4bk
Pending 1/4/15 1:05pm NBA Basketball 801 Dallas Mavericks -3 * vs Cleveland Cavaliers
Pending 1/4/15 6:05pm NBA Basketball 804 Miami Heat +6½ * vs Brooklyn Nets
Pending 1/4/15 6:05pm NBA Basketball 806 Detroit Pistons +1 * vs Sacramento Kings
Pending 1/4/15 8:05pm NBA Basketball 809 Toronto Raptors/Phoenix Suns Over 212½ *
285222592-1 1/4/15 2:02am $100.00 $697.26 Pending 4 Team Parlay
Pending 1/4/15 1:05pm NBA Basketball 801 Dallas Mavericks -320* vs Cleveland Cavaliers
Pending 1/4/15 6:05pm NBA Basketball 804 Miami Heat +2½ -110* vs Brooklyn Nets
Pending 1/4/15 6:05pm NBA Basketball 806 Detroit Pistons -150* vs Sacramento Kings
Pending 1/4/15 8:05pm NBA Basketball 809 Toronto Raptors/Phoenix Suns Over 216½ -110*
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

YESSIR I JUST HIT THOSE, BOYS

THAT IS THREE 4-TEAM PARLAYS IN A ROW IN THREE DAYS (PLUS THE TEASER)!!!! FROM $2.30 TO $1,102.46!!!!!
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:bow: :bow: :bow:

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holy fuck my remaining futures are too sexy:

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Reason wrote:holy fuck my remaining futures are too sexy:

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Dope wins right there. Warriors bulls matchup would be nice for you

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^^
ddidn't work out perfectly but it's all good cuz i got all these gems since i started back up on betting this week:

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haven't deposited a dime since last september:

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late march some futures paid off in the nba even though there was a full month+ left in the season, now that's baller status, i wish there were a bonus for futures if you hit them that early heh

early may my wiggins rookie of the year future paid off

and the latest one was mostly funds from the GSW parlay i hit as shown in the first pic

this is easily my most profitable to least risked ratio ever in sports betting for a season
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back at it:

NBA Saturday:
Bucks -6
Pelicans +13.5
Hawks/Sixers over 203
Celtics/Hornets under 205
Bucks ML
Pelicans/Spurs over 206.5

NFL Sunday:
Packers/Falcons over 52.5
Chiefs/Colts over 50.5
Lions/Texans under 46
Seahawks/Saints over 47.5
Patriots ML
Jets ML
Raiders ML
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Bro, do you still have that blog/website that you used to post all your picks on?

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naw, sumthin_funky, i don't have that up anymore sorry to say

TOTAL u205-110 (Phoenix Suns vrs Los Angeles Clippers)
30.45 27.68

PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
Los Angeles Clippers -11.5 -130 (B+1)
TOTAL u206-130 (B+1) (Phoenix Suns vrs Los Angeles Clippers)
15.00 31.95

1H Los Angeles Clippers -450
35.00 7.78

2Q Los Angeles Clippers -3-110
10.00 9.09

TOTAL u50+100 (2Q Phoenix Suns vrs 2Q Los Angeles Clippers)
10.00 10.00

TOTAL u51-115 (4Q Phoenix Suns vrs 4Q Los Angeles Clippers)
10.00 8.70

devin booker out tonight, both teams playing 2nd game of back to back, deandre IS playing despite hand injury so his defense plays but his offense gets a little shakier

wish betdsi had player props, i'd def take the over on tj warren's points
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Reason wrote:back at it:

NBA Saturday:
Bucks -6
Pelicans +13.5
Hawks/Sixers over 203
Celtics/Hornets under 205
Bucks ML
Pelicans/Spurs over 206.5

NFL Sunday:
Packers/Falcons over 52.5
Chiefs/Colts over 50.5
Lions/Texans under 46
Seahawks/Saints over 47.5
Patriots ML
Jets ML
Raiders ML
lol at how i absolutely murdered with nfl. did pretty much the opposite on my nba picks but luckily i won 2 out of 3 of the biggest bets i made (celts/hornets under 205 and bucks ML). the pelicans/spurs, both bets related to that game, were absolute disasters i knew i fucked up as soon as i clicked submit. fucking dumb of me to ride the a. davis hype train into that storyline of a fail. they were playing ona back to back and the spurs have looked unfuckwithable. they crushed the warriors by 29 on the road, of fucking course they were going to crush the 1 man and a half (tim frazier) team pelicans at home. what am i saying, i should have just said the words "poppovich versus gentry" and laughed my ass away from betting anything on the pelicans or banking on the pelicans scoring

i'm an absolute monster in nfl this year. i went 13-3 with ML picks in the first week of the season in this group bet we made, everyone picked all 16 games. i went 13-3 and would have gone 14-2 if i wasn't a homer and picked my fucking jets who fucking missed an extra point and 2 field goals (including one blocked) to lose by one point (mad about the team losing not about going 13-3 instead of 14-2 lol). i was also the only one of my friends to correctly pick broncos. everyone was hyping cam and the panthers on the revenge storyline and i knew that was bogus. i knew denver returned 9 of 11 superbowl team winning defenders including their four most important all healthy (ware/miller/harris/aqib). i knew denver beat carolina with a TERRIBLE qb in peyton manning (not all-time, just that one game/pretty much all last season tbh) so i had no doubt in believing semen (i know it's not spelled that way) would qb the broncos to a win in denver. i also knew it's incredibly rare for a superbowl winning team from the prior season to lose their first game of the season at home. i only wish i had signed back onto a sportsbook for that sunday/monday run. i just deposited a hundo a few days ago because i couldn't stop picking winners. i see these spreads and moneylines and i jsut drool. remember, my #1 advice: generally go the opposite direction of the popular storyline that sways most public betting (sheep influenced by emotions instead of facts/analysis/history)
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i came home late and my phone died, i was gonna bet on the raptors spread lmao, thank god

there's a lot of pissed off folks in vegas after the raptors tore the nuggz apart like red and meth in the first half who bet on that spread
only to watch the road-weary nugz outscoring the home team by ten in the second half after travelling over a thousand miles and crossing borders and getting blown and drunk by 18 year old canadian strippers

that's why i love 1st half bets though. i def would have put like $20 on raptors -4.5 or -5 1st half (is what i imagine it was) and cancelled out losing on -8.5, -9 for the game less the vig of course
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