Hard Knocks: AKA Demise of Cowboys II Official Thread

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:30 pm

Can't fucking wait...
First of all: Best show ever.
Second of all, LOL at Jerry wanting to do this again, despite every instance of Hard Knocks immediately resulting in the profiled team being 100% ass-tastic the following season.
Third of all, can't wait for each epically gay Romomoment
Forth of all, can't wait for still bitterliterate and Pendiana to attempt to defend the homosexuality on display for the world's premium-channel subscribers to see.

This thread will be modified after August 3rd

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:35 pm

i love this show, in part because it feeds my obsession with the NFL but its something my wife will watch with me. The Ravens and chiefs were good

but this is fucker is gonna be great television

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:36 pm

It's like sometimes I think "Wow, I couldn't have anymore reasons to hate/make fun of the Cowboys" and then something like this comes along.

Life is beautiful.

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:43 pm

One only has to recall Chad Hutchinson (LOL) and that other whitey sharing a guitar and a song to know the epic fag levels the Starred ones routinely display come training camp time.

Plus, Adam Jones!

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:35 pm

I don't like that Jerry Jones agreed to this. I think it could potentially hurt the team, but I do like to watch it.

GUCCI CONDOMS · Post by **GUCCI CONDOMS** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:53 pm

when does this start?

Epitome · Post by **Epitome** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:12 am

First one was gold.

P.S. The Cowboys are probably better than your favorite team.

Karisma · Post by **Karisma** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:32 pm

There is no way this disappoints

NOWAY

Pac n T.O. alone will make for classic footage...I can see them frontin as close friends all the while being obvious enemies for who will get front page news

I bet at least 2 rookies respond badly to hazing due to flaky vets overdoing it mouth wise

Romo would tap dance to be loved by the media

Jerry gonna wanna be the star so the cut/turk sessions gonna be golden as he tries to overstep wade phillips on cam

The whole team hates Roy, and I cant wait to see the fake love

There are solid position battles that will leave no love lost(the secondary especially)

Just...just great fuckery...this show should be called Hard Knocks: Cowboy Fuckery...guaranteed gold

naturalborn103 · Post by **naturalborn103** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:10 am

Epitome wrote:First one was gold.

P.S. The Cowboys are probably better than your favorite team.

no

dware94 · Post by **dware94** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:33 pm

As a cowboy fan my stance on the whole thing is... i wish the cowboys wernt doing it, but i cant wait to watch it....

Prophecy · Post by **Prophecy** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:27 pm

Should be a circus can't wait.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:19 am

is noodle arm still romo's backup?

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:08 pm

CaPaBLe_KeL wrote:is noodle arm still romo's backup?

yeah, but I bet they make a play for Simms if he gets released

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:01 pm

HARD KNOCKS starts in 5...4...3...2...1...

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:19 pm

Keyon Lattimore is comedy gold. As is replays of recent playoff endings.

HomeSkillet · Post by **HomeSkillet** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:27 pm

Karisma wrote: Jerry gonna wanna be the star so the cut/turk sessions gonna be golden as he tries to overstep wade phillips on cam

This is an unbelievably insightful statement, I will be awaiting this.

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:55 pm

The ultra-white rookie singing "My Girl" was comedy.

Barber's block on that linebacker was

.

Can't wait for future episodes - "Adam goes to a strip club with Tank Johnson", "Wade Phillips doesn't know the answer to a question; says 'ask Jason Garrett'", and "T.O. gets punched in the face".

RAZAH CUTZ · Post by **RAZAH CUTZ** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:26 pm

lol, seen this yesterday....that man Jerry Jones is a nut.....

"people tell me I'm a good salesmen...." , nikka get the fuck outta here man....lol...

the parts where T.O. and Pacman was going at it was ill tho....T.O. was dominating that lil' muthafucka....

craig · Post by **craig** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:07 pm

that rookie te bennett needs to get his mind right

Jennie C · Post by **Jennie C** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:59 pm

what was the name of the superfan again? mrs. price? she was funny.

still, watching this made me slightly naush. but i giggled when whichever teammate was making fun of TO's beach moment.

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:22 am

I love watching those underdawgs drop passes at crucial moments.

LOL

dware94 · Post by **dware94** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:45 pm

Obv i have enjoyed all 3 episodes. I really think Bennett is getting a raw deal, obv he looks like a douche on the show but we forget its a reality show, they can paint any kind of picture they want. I never new Roy Williams was such a comedian, he has been my least fav cowboys the past 2 years so im hoping he will turn it around. Also Dave Campo is a balla...that is all.

Orale Holmes · Post by **Orale Holmes** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:30 am

I like how they portay the Broncos in this last episode.

Romo: "we use them as a tool to sharpen our skills"

then they get their asses handed to them by the Broncos First Team...hilarious.