arctic monkeys - humbug (2009)

[deepfriedjellol]

you guys know me, im a giver.
im going to give you a run down on one of my favorite bands and their recent foray into a "RECORD RELEASE"

this isnt pretty, but im being honest for the sake of standing up for what this band USED TO FUCKING BE

here goes
new album leaked in the past few days
YAY!

arctic monkeys - humbug (2009)

damnit
i hit play and the first song doesnt make me jump.
first song shouldve been the 7th song
turns out i wasnt listening in cd order.
it was track 8
so track 8, 9, 10 - blow ass
track 1, poop
track 2, shite (but i appreciate the harmony on the hook's lead in)
track 3, not bad. wait, nope. poop.
track 4, zzzzzzzzzzzzz
track 5, what the fuck kids, you are not the beatles, being progressive makes you boring, not profound - this swoony type chorus bullshit doesnt fit you
STOP THIS NONSENSE!
one of my favorite bands is pissing me off right now
track 6 - starts like a coldplay song, then gets oooooooooooo-y, cmon, im bored already - the fuck? are you morrisey? it's like mazzy star on testosterone and BORING!

ah fuck, track 7, you are fucking THE WORST SONG ON THE ALBUM!

dont download this

i just threw off my headphones

im deleting this bullshit

if you have ever heard of the arctic monkeys but have never HEARD them, start at the record before this Whatever People Say I Am, That's What Im Not
that was pure record perfection in this genre

this album?
its fucking bullshit

AND THERE WAS AN ERROR UPLOADING THIS ALBUM
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE



because i dont care what other people think of my taste in music, i liken this disaster to how i felt when panic at the disco released that bullshit ass second album
its like i find this music that makes me jam out, i can remember the lyrics, i could listen to a instrumental version of the album and enjoy it, ive told other people about it, ive burned people copies of the cds

THEN

and THEN these fucking bands have the nerve to go fucking SOFT on us!
just because you are given a larger budget to make noise with the second or third time around does not give you the right to fucking puss the fuck out
who wants to hear sob stories from a band notorious for jamming the fuck out on some syncopated telecaster driven crisp head knocking brit rock?
FUCK YOU
the entire continent of europe is to fucking blame for coddling this band and allowing their soft side to make it to tape prior to their 38th birthdays
who the FUCK wants to hear suburban brits whine about absolutely nothing?
this is multilayered ass nonsense

im fucking going to kill bad guys
fuck you arctic monkeys
i love your music before you decided that the cock in your ass should be girthier than the middle finger you used to throw to your fans who asked what your songs meant or when you were going to slow down

fuck you all you fucking fuckfucks, die in a fucking fire you fucking britfucks
i curse you

[hell0maryjane]

if you have ever heard of the arctic monkeys but have never HEARD them, start at the record before this Whatever People Say I Am, That's What Im Not
that was pure record perfection in this genre

agreed. too many great songs off this album.

but ay really? i blame the women- they love sappy. in time i'll give it a hear but damn boy.

review made me lol

[deepfriedjellol]

ugh, i put it on again this morning thinking i was just cranky

ITS SHIT!

[Diss04]

it's very... meh

[SeanieCameras]

The review > the album...

[Seiko Flossberg]

Fuck. I was looking forward to this.

[zygmontone]

review made me lol