Which Rockstar Would Win in a Fight?
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Which Rockstar Would Win in a Fight?
A rockstar fight was mentioned in the Metallica / Slayer thread. Thought it might be fun.
Who would win?
Lemmy vs. Kerry King (Slayer)
Glen Danzig vs. Henry Rollins
Billy Corgan vs. Robert Smith (The Cure)
Prince vs. Michael Jackson
Add on.
Who would win?
Lemmy vs. Kerry King (Slayer)
Glen Danzig vs. Henry Rollins
Billy Corgan vs. Robert Smith (The Cure)
Prince vs. Michael Jackson
Add on.
Re: Which Rockstar Would Win in a Fight?
Lemmy.cascarrabias wrote:A rockstar fight was mentioned in the Metallica / Slayer thread. Thought it might be fun.
Who would win?
Lemmy vs. Kerry King (Slayer)
Glen Danzig vs. Henry Rollins
Billy Corgan vs. Robert Smith (The Cure)
Prince vs. Michael Jackson
Add on.
Danzig.
Corgan.
.... i got nothin on the last one.
Re: Which Rockstar Would Win in a Fight?
Trent Reznor vs James Hetfieldcascarrabias wrote:Lemmy vs. Kerry King (Slayer)
Glen Danzig vs. Henry Rollins
Billy Corgan vs. Robert Smith (The Cure)
Prince vs. Michael Jackson
Add on.
Keith Richards vs Ozzy Osbourne
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oh man! great thread!
lemmy vs kerry king = dont know em
danzig vs rollins = dont know em
corgan vs smith = smith because corgan is scronny
prince vs michael jackson = ooooooohhhhh....right now id have to say mj because hes a desperate man and has a little emotions and prince is a softass jehova witness now. but if youre looking career wise? id say prince because the motherfucker knows how to A) move B) use his body
gunnar nelson vs matthew nelson = dont know em....sounds familiar though
black mj vs white mj = black mj had so much more to live for, had more attitude and was leaner. great smile for a victory pose to.
stevie ray vaughn vs john denver = biplane dogfight? what?
trent reznor vs james hetfield = trent has soooooo much more anger and hatred and stuck-upness. thats a lot to defend and more reason to just go all out. hes also fucking ripped nowadays.
keith richards vs ozzy osbourne = if i had to pick a winner (which i originally wouldnt because i think they would find some common ground and chill) i would choose ozzy because he just does shit and has no idea what hes doing, so his animal instinct would take over and he would go crazy....close one though
allright heres mine
tom waits vs carlos santana
paul mccartney vs jimmy pages
sly stone vs marvin
elliot smith vs aerosmith
jack white vs chris cornell (soundgarden/audioslave)
axel rose vs kurt cobain
simon vs garfunkel
jim morrison vs jimi hendrix
lemmy vs kerry king = dont know em
danzig vs rollins = dont know em
corgan vs smith = smith because corgan is scronny
prince vs michael jackson = ooooooohhhhh....right now id have to say mj because hes a desperate man and has a little emotions and prince is a softass jehova witness now. but if youre looking career wise? id say prince because the motherfucker knows how to A) move B) use his body
gunnar nelson vs matthew nelson = dont know em....sounds familiar though
black mj vs white mj = black mj had so much more to live for, had more attitude and was leaner. great smile for a victory pose to.
stevie ray vaughn vs john denver = biplane dogfight? what?
trent reznor vs james hetfield = trent has soooooo much more anger and hatred and stuck-upness. thats a lot to defend and more reason to just go all out. hes also fucking ripped nowadays.
keith richards vs ozzy osbourne = if i had to pick a winner (which i originally wouldnt because i think they would find some common ground and chill) i would choose ozzy because he just does shit and has no idea what hes doing, so his animal instinct would take over and he would go crazy....close one though
allright heres mine
tom waits vs carlos santana
paul mccartney vs jimmy pages
sly stone vs marvin
elliot smith vs aerosmith
jack white vs chris cornell (soundgarden/audioslave)
axel rose vs kurt cobain
simon vs garfunkel
jim morrison vs jimi hendrix
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Kerry King would try dazzling Lemmy with his bald cueball dome before trying to poke his eyes out with his studded nail wristband but Lemmy's facial warts would open up to shoot deadly venoms which can kill a man in under 30 seconds at Kerry King.
Both Danzig and Rollins are both about the same height as Nicole Richie and have both notoriously gotten their asses kicked in the past. In a head-to-head they'd spend most of the fight posing and flexing in those black teabag vests they both sport and trying to stab each other with the needles they use to shoot steroids with but Henry would take it as he's more flexible in those stupid little cargo short shorts he wears and could utilize a HBK super-kick to the chin while Glenn would be restricted due to the tightness of his leather pants.
Billy Corgan and Robert Smith would be too busy smokin' each others cocks and updating their livejournals to fight.
My nigga Prince would straight fuck Michael up. Competition is none. Stilletto heels to the grill, guitars smashed over his head, shootin' clouds of purple gas makin' Michael fall ass over tit - Mike just couldn't compete. Sure, Prince is about the size of a small child and Mike's moonwalking and those 360 spins he does might help him duck some of Prince's power-moves but Prince does those ill James Brown style split scissor kicks to the floor and back up and generally would be too fast and too deadly for the Jackson-meister. Mike's only hope of victory would be to summon the ghost of Bubbles back from wherever his soul may be now to take a shit on Prince's head and to swing from his diamond earrings thus painfully ripping them from his earlobes.
Both Danzig and Rollins are both about the same height as Nicole Richie and have both notoriously gotten their asses kicked in the past. In a head-to-head they'd spend most of the fight posing and flexing in those black teabag vests they both sport and trying to stab each other with the needles they use to shoot steroids with but Henry would take it as he's more flexible in those stupid little cargo short shorts he wears and could utilize a HBK super-kick to the chin while Glenn would be restricted due to the tightness of his leather pants.
Billy Corgan and Robert Smith would be too busy smokin' each others cocks and updating their livejournals to fight.
My nigga Prince would straight fuck Michael up. Competition is none. Stilletto heels to the grill, guitars smashed over his head, shootin' clouds of purple gas makin' Michael fall ass over tit - Mike just couldn't compete. Sure, Prince is about the size of a small child and Mike's moonwalking and those 360 spins he does might help him duck some of Prince's power-moves but Prince does those ill James Brown style split scissor kicks to the floor and back up and generally would be too fast and too deadly for the Jackson-meister. Mike's only hope of victory would be to summon the ghost of Bubbles back from wherever his soul may be now to take a shit on Prince's head and to swing from his diamond earrings thus painfully ripping them from his earlobes.
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I am so glad you're back. This thread needed you. That facial warts line made me choke on my cheezits.I Drive A Lexus wrote:Kerry King would try dazzling Lemmy with his bald cueball dome before trying to poke his eyes out with his studded nail wristband but Lemmy's facial warts would open up to shoot deadly venoms which can kill a man in under 30 seconds at Kerry King.
Both Danzig and Rollins are both about the same height as Nicole Richie and have both notoriously gotten their asses kicked in the past. In a head-to-head they'd spend most of the fight posing and flexing in those black teabag vests they both sport and trying to stab each other with the needles they use to shoot steroids with but Henry would take it as he's more flexible in those stupid little cargo short shorts he wears and could utilize a HBK super-kick to the chin while Glenn would be restricted due to the tightness of his leather pants.
Billy Corgan and Robert Smith would be too busy smokin' each others cocks and updating their livejournals to fight.
My nigga Prince would straight fuck Michael up. Competition is none. Stilletto heels to the grill, guitars smashed over his head, shootin' clouds of purple gas makin' Michael fall ass over tit - Mike just couldn't compete. Sure, Prince is about the size of a small child and Mike's moonwalking and those 360 spins he does might help him duck some of Prince's power-moves but Prince does those ill James Brown style split scissor kicks to the floor and back up and generally would be too fast and too deadly for the Jackson-meister. Mike's only hope of victory would be to summon the ghost of Bubbles back from wherever his soul may be now to take a shit on Prince's head and to swing from his diamond earrings thus painfully ripping them from his earlobes.
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i could picture this due to the fact i had a vision of Lemmy stompin' mufuckas out yellin' "EYE 4 AN EYE TOOTH FOR TOOTH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'LLLLLLLLLLL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!"cascarrabias wrote:I am so glad you're back. This thread needed you. That facial warts line made me choke on my cheezits.I Drive A Lexus wrote:Kerry King would try dazzling Lemmy with his bald cueball dome before trying to poke his eyes out with his studded nail wristband but Lemmy's facial warts would open up to shoot deadly venoms which can kill a man in under 30 seconds at Kerry King.
Both Danzig and Rollins are both about the same height as Nicole Richie and have both notoriously gotten their asses kicked in the past. In a head-to-head they'd spend most of the fight posing and flexing in those black teabag vests they both sport and trying to stab each other with the needles they use to shoot steroids with but Henry would take it as he's more flexible in those stupid little cargo short shorts he wears and could utilize a HBK super-kick to the chin while Glenn would be restricted due to the tightness of his leather pants.
Billy Corgan and Robert Smith would be too busy smokin' each others cocks and updating their livejournals to fight.
My nigga Prince would straight fuck Michael up. Competition is none. Stilletto heels to the grill, guitars smashed over his head, shootin' clouds of purple gas makin' Michael fall ass over tit - Mike just couldn't compete. Sure, Prince is about the size of a small child and Mike's moonwalking and those 360 spins he does might help him duck some of Prince's power-moves but Prince does those ill James Brown style split scissor kicks to the floor and back up and generally would be too fast and too deadly for the Jackson-meister. Mike's only hope of victory would be to summon the ghost of Bubbles back from wherever his soul may be now to take a shit on Prince's head and to swing from his diamond earrings thus painfully ripping them from his earlobes.
Prince would fuck up Mike, Prince would wear those stillettos ad do those backspins like on Purple Rain shredding everything in 8 foot radius...plus Prince's entourage would have to get in it!!!! The Dr. The black dude who thought he was a samurai and those two dykes that used to lick and kiss each other while playing the keyboard (Wendy and Lisa), Mike would be outnumbered. I have a feeling that ol' Prince would sing Morning Papers before delivering the deathblow tho'.