PLAY-IN: The Jazz Singer vs. Time, Love and Tenderness

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:47 pm

VS.

Seiko Flossberg · Post by **Seiko Flossberg** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:12 am

Poll is gay.

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:14 am

DIAMOND 4EVA

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:24 am

LOL @ this poll.

Diamond cuz he made "Love on The Rocks" and doesn't make Jews ashamed like the other guy.

Fuckin' A · Post by **Fuckin' A** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:41 am

haha, Blast rigged this so Bolton would get the most votes possible in this round. Which shouldn't be more than 1.

sun ra · Post by **sun ra** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:19 am

Diamond!

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:04 am

chipped in a bolton vote for blast

uh zip zoom · Post by **uh zip zoom** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:44 am

unqualified to vote.

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:02 am

Couldn't name a single Neil Diamond song to save my life but i heard "Time, Love & Tenderness" a trillion times during my youth with my mother constantly playing it in chez Lexus. "Missing You Now" is the jam. What was the song with Patti Labelle called? That was a duet of epic proportions.

Vote : Time, Love And Tenderness.

DLG · Post by **DLG** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:51 am

bolton's davey-crocket-hat-like mullet > diamond's career

admiral · Post by **admiral** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:54 am

there shoulda been a tom jones album in here somewhere

voted Bolton because of the absolute hatred I hold towards the Red Sox and their mongoloid crowds sing Sweet Caroline at every fucking Fenway game. my first introduction to Neil Diamond and hopefully, the last song I ever hear by him...

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:59 pm

I Drive A Lexus wrote:Couldn't name a single Neil Diamond song to save my life but i heard "Time, Love & Tenderness" a trillion times during my youth with my mother constantly playing it in chez Lexus. "Missing You Now" is the jam. What was the song with Patti Labelle called? That was a duet of epic proportions.

Vote : Time, Love And Tenderness.

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:39 pm

There is no way that anyone willing to take an objective listen to this album will be able to deny the power of both Bolton's voice and his writing. He does things vocally that no one else dares even try in their shower.

It is a shame that VH1's white guilt and Office Space have so easily put a generation off from the power and genius of Bolton. Sure, he can be campy at times, but he straight up murders sooo many classics. Ray Charles went blind from hearing Mike rip the bolts off of Georgia. Mike has also chiseled the grave stones of Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Sam and Dave etc. Respect his fucking G.

Have you ever witnessed a murder?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-qzFXdIqRvM

I'll upload TLT when I get home.

Rachel Hobozal · Post by **Rachel Hobozal** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:13 pm

blastmaster wrote:Sure, he can be campy at times, but he straight up murders sooo many classics.

I think that's the problem.

sorry, too easy. i'm better than that

cascarrabias · Post by **cascarrabias** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:48 pm

Voted Bolton cause blastmaster rules. And I hate Neil Diamond a lot.

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:01 pm

Blastmaster's Bolton obsession is bordering self-parody mode right now.

Fuckin' A · Post by **Fuckin' A** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:03 pm

"Greatest Vocalist of All-Time"?

haha

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:27 pm

Fuk'n A wrote:"Greatest Vocalist of All-Time"?

haha

Name one other human being who could sing this song. Bolton hits and holds notes that would otherwise require a pact with Satan.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/je1lv8

The post-guitar solo "We Can Work It OOOUUT!" on How Can We Be Lovers is one of the most awe-inspiring moments in recorded history.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LeaX_Uqrvs4

The guy's writing is unparalleled.

Im uploading TLT now.

Fuckin' A · Post by **Fuckin' A** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:32 pm

As far as vocalists go

Freddie Mercury >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bolton

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:24 am

Fuk'n A wrote:As far as vocalists go

Freddie Mercury >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bolton

Fred was up there, but he didnt fully understand the power of his gift. He used his voice to seduce men whose semen would send him to an early grave, while Bolton uses his to seduce Nicollette Sheridan into marraige and does Sinatra cover albums.

Here is Time, Love and Tenderness. Missing You Now, Steel Bars, Love Is A Wonderful Thing, When A Man Loves A Woman, TLT, New Love...

God Damn.

http://www.megaupload.com/de/?d=3NPCBDAN

theaggravatedjew · Post by **theaggravatedjew** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:54 am

We get it stop SEBASTIAN GETS BUSYING with this cat. I like Bolton too, I was raised by my mom and I have a shoe obsession and sometimes wear womans sunglasses. Micheal BOlton is Fag shit. Your a Fag. Voted for Faggy McFagsalot "Michael" Bolton. Blast just acknowledge the fact that your a little queer and I cant hate on your MB (no mindbender) obsession. That performance with Ray Charles is great, and if you don't like it your a Bull Dyke.

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:52 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rUd0aYkAnic

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:54 pm

Somebody needs to :upload:

America and Love On The Rocks cuz you can't let the other Jew with the bad weave win this poll.

the brow · Post by **the brow** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:30 pm

Neil Diamond.

ackbar · Post by **ackbar** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:39 pm

mud · Post by **mud** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:44 pm

Neil.

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