Scaramanga : Brand new album, same ol' douchebag.

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I guess most of y'all missed this, so I wanted to share it with you. Basically, here's what happened : After a few years of silence & failed comebacks, Scaramanga/Sir Menelik/Cyclops 3000/You name it... seemed ready to finally bless us with a new album. He started teasing fans all over Facebook, adding us to an official page he made, talking about his upcoming Jabbar El album called "Hard Whaling" slated for release this mid-December. It seemed pretty cool, even though nobody heard a single song from the album, until he came up with explanations on how to order this CD from him. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride :

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but unless being incredibly dumb or incredibly rich (Or both, which seems to happen a lot in Italy these days), I don't know ONE living human being who would drop so much dinero for a CD we don't know NOTHING about.

So, since Scaramanga had to be loyal to his shitty reputation, asking for tons of money when he really knows he can't sell more than a few thousand units (We're not in '98 no more my friend, the ex-die hard Rawkus fans are bumping David Guetta nowadays), he came back to his fans and threw one of his good ol' tantrums on them. Beware, the following pic is the reason why our parents told us not to do drugs when we were kids.

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Not completely sure about what he meant, and since crackheads are known for their violent mood swings, people tried to go the safe route and clear any misconception before admitting this rant was... Well... Directed towards them, which meant precisely 99.9% of the people he invited to his FB group :

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From now on, the fate of his "fake fans" was sealed... Scaramanga was about to terminate this group, leaving them wondering how the hell they could support such a dumbfuck over the years, even though buying material from artists struggling with mental disorder can be considered as an act of charity in certain places.

But he still had one last message for his Fans... Yes, the REAL Fans (If you don't live in Italy and can't give away 1500$ like it's nothing, chances are you don't belong in this category. Sorry bruh.) :

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Scaramanga, if you ever read this : Thanks for being one of the most entertaining pieces of shit I've seen in my life.

And oh yeah, good luck selling your new CD. 2013's gonna be a tough year for you, no doubt.
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i had to read this again.
:lol: at scara blacking out on probably some of his biggest supporters. Don't call it a comeback.

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:naswtf: psychoactive substances, superiority complex, Illuminati, UFO's n whatnot

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somebody please shoot that scumbag
just shoot him in the face
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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Dude is delusional and that is why he never had much of a career. There are a few stories that have been posted here where he or his manager wanted to charge up to $5,000 for an interview.

From what I know, he lives with family, lives check to check and is desperate for cash. He learned nothing from Keith Thornton.

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He still spits dope raps...I knew he was insane when he came with that scientific style...lol

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This guy....:gooden:

Shit, call me a fake ass fan, but I ain't dropping $200 for any CD by any artist, especially for material post 1999....

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Roman Scaramanga Cciimmllvv wrote:For every fuck boy that's dying to know-dont come at me for less than $20G's -for real stop wasting my time-you dudes is siccc! Lol get your racks up lil'thunn.
Roman Scaramanga Cciimmllvv wrote:Do not come at me promoting your projects wanting me to appear on your record/videos/shows or ANYTHING-with no money for me!!! #HAVE MINES-do not even start a conversation unless you have $20g's for me at least! Aiiight
Roman Scaramanga
Aka Don M3GABARON M3N3LIK
I figured there was a scara financial reason for him being cut off of the One Leg Up vinyl version of "MC's Out To Murder The World" from Cenobites. Every artist these labels deal with end up happy with the records and compensation. But I think it's a fair guess that this guy couldn't just take his fair share for one verse, probably wanted 20 G's.

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So...anybody have the leak of this yet?

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Echo Leader wrote:So...anybody have the leak of this yet?
haha I know, right?!

And wow man, Scaramanga is a huge fuckin CLOWN! *shaking head*

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WiCkEd22 wrote:
Echo Leader wrote:So...anybody have the leak of this yet?
haha I know, right?!

And wow man, Scaramanga is a huge fuckin CLOWN! *shaking head*
Dude is completely off of his fucking rocker. $20,000 for a guest verse?

In all seriousness, anybody have any Scaramanga rarities? I know a few popped up a few years ago on this very forum, radio rips from Stretch & Bob and such...any folks still have those?

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... I'm just disappointed .... guess I gonna play frisbee with some certain vinyls this evening.

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and just BTW (Scara you scumbag - if u ever read this): this new album - if it ever drops - will leak ANYWAY!

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not even a real pressed cd. a CD-r nonetheless.

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I didn't buy "Snake Eyes", but "Cobrah Commanda" already looked like a CD-R to me. Plus, how can people check if the bids he's talking about are for real? Shit, there's no way in the world I would trust a struggling Rap artist when it comes to money.

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I bought Snake Eyes. Not quite, but essentially, a CDr.

What a dick.

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The Sun Large Facebook page wrote:All stock consists of ONLY Autographed official Cd's-($100) (Scaramanga) 73Y35 7HORN5, Cobra Commander, 5NAK3 3Y3S,
(Sir Menelik) Cyclops 4000
Cd 12's- ($50)Special Efx, Mind IC Mine,
Vinyl 12's-($50) Build for
A Sec...
Vinyl LP's- ($150)Cyclops 4000
Sir Menelik/Scaramanga
Sun Large Records 2012

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

$50 for a 12" that you can scoop on Discogs for 3$ + S&H. OK Scara.

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a grand smh...

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Did any of his combined albums even make him 20 grand? Highly doubt it. This guy needs his meds...

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Dude is on some shady no love shit.

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He should do a 2013 LP with all EL-P Beats...that could make him 40 G's even... :ghostface:

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Should we bootleg it..... Or...

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Beatorious wrote:Should we bootleg it..... Or...
Yes. Yes we should.

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Fuckin' hilarious story. What a lunatic.

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