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Has anyone seen any of the movies on this list?

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I'm genuinely curious as to how hilariously bad they might be:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum#Filmography
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Not gonna lie, still :owens: that Sharknado stole my Ssssyclone thunder. They're accepting pitches now, I could submit my Blaxploitation idea about a genetically engineered Nazi porn star (Jenna Syde) who spreads deadly STDs (which she's immune to, naturally) to the minority porn stars she sleeps with. It's up to black adult film queen Rosa Parxxx to stop her. Spoiler alert: whole lotta death by fucking.

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Sylissez wrote:Rosa Parxxx
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Sylissez wrote:Not gonna lie, still :owens: that Sharknado stole my Ssssyclone thunder. They're accepting pitches now, I could submit my Blaxploitation idea about a genetically engineered Nazi porn star (Jenna Syde) who spreads deadly STDs (which she's immune to, naturally) to the minority porn stars she sleeps with. It's up to black adult film queen Rosa Parxxx to stop her. Spoiler alert: whole lotta death by fucking.
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I hate to say it but I think I have seen about a half dozen or so of these shit fests.

I am pretty sure Street Racer or maybe it was 200mph is that god awful driving movie I saw where the put on the worst body kid you have ever seen on a Miata. Shit was made out of plywood or something. I probably watched both shit fests

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Req wrote:
Sylissez wrote:Rosa Parxxx
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fell asleep to the abe lincoln, would be down to give them another try with bikini spring break, off a gander of that list
atl rim trailer weren't half bad
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I've seen 9 of them and they're just bad. Not even fun bad. Just boring and bad.

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i've seen a handful of them, out of those a few were decent

megashark vs giant octopus was a standout, some good times as per that one gif of the shark biting the plane. def not any worse than the usual 'rediscovered' 70s creature feature getting a special edition blu ray treatment with a superfluous 'cult classic' tag

megapiranha had some good lolz, although its completely redundant considering how amazing Piranha 3d was

their Sherlock Holmes was surprisingly good. They actually managed to keep it closer to the source material than Guy Ritchie's version, at least in terms of setting and characters being far less anachronistic. then they threw a dinosaur in it just to keep shit real
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always got to throw in a dino to keep shit real

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