I would not call Tucker Max a good writer but his stories are definitely entertaining.
I just watched the movie.
It was terribly directed.
Still, with all of that said, I laughed. Drew(slingblade) was funny. That dude should be the writer.
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blastmaster wrote:Some of his stories are absolutely hilarious.
As much as I want to punch him, I enjoyed the shit out of the book.
I can't see a movie being anything other than terrible, but I would be willing to watch. Gotta be some good tits, no?
Indeed, there are titties. Surprisingly enough, not as many exposed breasts as we would have liked to see, but there are strippers and sluts everywhere.
It really is a terrible flick, but the hatred that spews from Slingblades mouth in that flick is hilarious.
For the most part, the flick is just a hodge-podge of lines from the book, in no particular order, strewn together to create a movie.
Tucker Max is a fucking fool for not hiring someone who actually knows how to write screenplays and someone who can actually direct. If he had done that, the flick would have been as good as Hangover.
I really wanted to love this i read the movie blog everyday and really anticipated the movie...with that being said:360 wrote:
It really is a terrible flick, but the hatred that spews from Slingblades mouth in that flick is hilarious.
For the most part, the flick is just a hodge-podge of lines from the book, in no particular order, strewn together to create a movie.
Tucker Max is a fucking fool for not hiring someone who actually knows how to write screenplays and someone who can actually direct. If he had done that, the flick would have been as good as Hangover.
wasn't that great, some good moments but more so because the visuals fit so well with the stories i had re-read over and over.
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this movie is so bad, I could tell from THE TRAILER that it would be a universally-panned piece of celluloid shit.
seriously, the trailer looked B-movie grade, at best.
the whole movie looked like it would be rejected by the people who made American Pie: Band Camp part 3.
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seriously, the trailer looked B-movie grade, at best.
the whole movie looked like it would be rejected by the people who made American Pie: Band Camp part 3.
YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT SUCKS WHEN
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He is totally a douchebag. However, some of his stories are hilarious. The thing that reduces his douchebag status is that a lot of his more hilarious stories are essentially karma smacking him in the face.ackbar wrote:never heard of this guy until this thread
after reading his wikipedia entry.. he sounds like a joe francis calibre douchebag
360 wrote:He is totally a douchebag. However, some of his stories are hilarious. The thing that reduces his douchebag status is that a lot of his more hilarious stories are essentially karma smacking him in the face.ackbar wrote:never heard of this guy until this thread
after reading his wikipedia entry.. he sounds like a joe francis calibre douchebag
That is, if you even believe half of the shit he spews. I don't really believe his stories however, half of the time I read them, I think to myself that they aren't even THAT crazy because we have all been in most of the situations he writes about. His isn't even really crazy.
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my chick downloaded it and brought it over last night. it was ok. never heard of this tucker dude till now. There was some funny stuff in the movie...but whatever.
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jesus,Blockhead wrote:I just watched it. it was very wack. homegirl (marika dominczyk) that played the stripper that "drew" dates is my friends ex-girl. i had no idea she was in the movie. in person, she's possibly one of the hottest girls i've ever seen.
fuck your friends
i love her.
isnt another dude dating a porn girl, (ava devine?)
Funny,
i just watched this last night.
Same general feeling as everyone else, not great as a movie (pretty movie american pie 15 standard) but i still enjoyed it as i had read some stories and most the movie was bits of stories.
CHECK THIS SHIT
He's coming to Dublin this week to UCD college to give a fucking speech, and shit, then staying for a week or some shit.
COLLEGES ARE PAYING HIM TO COME HERE AND TELL STORIES!!!
fuck them indeed. it's not like i get any of that action.CHER1 wrote:jesus,Blockhead wrote:I just watched it. it was very wack. homegirl (marika dominczyk) that played the stripper that "drew" dates is my friends ex-girl. i had no idea she was in the movie. in person, she's possibly one of the hottest girls i've ever seen.
fuck your friends
i love her.
isnt another dude dating a porn girl, (ava devine?)
(the porn star is kristina rose)
in a perfect world maybe...not my world.CHER1 wrote:Still though, some random shit could pop off where you're invited to some dumb party they are going to.
Zlisters>>>>>>>
Ah yes good ol Kristina
i've never met K. rose. I hear she's a total mess. shocker. as for marika, while she was around she was always fucking someone else. And even if she was single, i didn't have a chance. i will say she's got an older sister who, although not as hot as marika, was one of the sexiest girls i've ever met. i couldn't/didn't fuck her either. oh well.
polish girls>>>>>>>>
i hear ya.
Ireland at one point had over 100,000 polish here (maybe 3/4 years ago)
Meaning girls got prettier, but i found out the hard way Polish girls only date big bouncer types,and other polish.
Finnish girls>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
they are the butthole of scandinavia, but scandinavian butthole>>>>>>>>>>>>>>irish anything,evar.
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that one he tells about the shitting all over the lobby @ a hotel and him getting band for life in austin def happened...360 wrote:360 wrote:He is totally a douchebag. However, some of his stories are hilarious. The thing that reduces his douchebag status is that a lot of his more hilarious stories are essentially karma smacking him in the face.ackbar wrote:never heard of this guy until this thread
after reading his wikipedia entry.. he sounds like a joe francis calibre douchebag
That is, if you even believe half of the shit he spews. I don't really believe his stories however, half of the time I read them, I think to myself that they aren't even THAT crazy because we have all been in most of the situations he writes about. His isn't even really crazy.
