"Bad" 70's/80's movies and cult classics

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:51 pm

You know, the movies that "bombed" and were "horrible" but ended up having a cult following. Comedies that basically were softcore porn, movies so bad they were good. Straight up Cinemax and Showtime late night "comedies" Let's discuss them...

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drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:54 pm

galvy you need the andy sidaris boxset in your life

The Afronaut · Post by **The Afronaut** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:06 pm

This blew my mind as a kid...Unfortunately cannot find a good trailer for it.

As for H.O.T.S, Id never heard of that one...looks like the guy who said the infamous line in Godfather "I would keep the drugs with the dark people, the coloreds, theyre all animals anyway, let them lose their souls" is in it haha. Also, anyone know the band/song thats being played in H.O.T.S. trailer?

siLLy KiD · Post by **siLLy KiD** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:07 pm

Def not a cult classic by any means, but me and my housemate used to go on binges buying the most terrible looking movies in the 99cent blockbuster bins....this one ruled:

also awesome:

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:23 pm

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:31 pm

Money Daniels · Post by **Money Daniels** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:41 pm

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:57 pm

Screwballs was that SHIT!!!

siLLy KiD · Post by **siLLy KiD** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:04 am

drizzle wrote:

i know this phrase get's tossed around loosely a lot (nh @ tossed around loosely), but this movie honestly looks like it's got EVERYTHING

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:35 am

The Rapping Coffin · Post by **The Rapping Coffin** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:13 am

Hot Dog sucks.

Buford's Beach Bunnies starring da god Jim Hanks. The real talent in the Hanks family.

Malibu Bikini Shop: Not one scene takes place in Malibu , it's all filmed in Venice Beach, but it was the 80s so w/e.

King Frat: This movie sucks, but the first 3 minutes are INCREDIBLE. "King Frat" should have won an Oscar for best song imo.

Gorp: Gorp > Wet Hot American Summer

Also a shout out to Robert Altman's under appreciated OC and Stiggs.

Ramen · Post by **Ramen** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:16 am

I faintly remember a water skiing movie that had a sequel too I think. help?

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:19 am

The Rapping Coffin wrote:Hot Dog sucks.

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:20 am

early 90s but def feels like an 80s movie
way more slapstick and absurd than everything in the thread though

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:18 am

Recently copped The Cheerleaders double-bill released by Arrowdrome. Not seen the second film yet but the first was sleazy as hell.

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Co-signing Screwballs and the Andy Sidaris Collection.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:33 am

Slightly going off Galvy's thread but has anyone seen the Angel movies and are they any good? They look like a veritable treasure trove of 80's American exploitation and perfect accompaniments to the likes of Vice Squad, Class of '84 and Savage Streets.

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Betsy Russell

Y@k Bollocks · Post by **Y@k Bollocks** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:44 am

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:56 am

Hot Dog is the shit.
OC & Stiggs sucks.

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:00 am

Vice Squad is a fucking classic......i even referenced it in one of the first songs i did back in like 97'

"She want a simp I won't follow her/I'm Vice Squad smackin' a bougie broads head on top of the speedometer."

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:07 am

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:22 am

Galvatron78 wrote:Vice Squad is a fucking classic......i even referenced it in one of the first songs i did back in like 97'

"She want a simp I won't follow her/I'm Vice Squad smackin' a bougie broads head on top of the speedometer."

oh yeah, a classic for sure. one of my fave movie discoveries.

I copped the dvd just over a year ago for dirt cheap and some greedy fuckers on amazon are now selling it for $65 to $300 now.

darkwingduck · Post by **darkwingduck** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:28 am

thread is filled with gold.

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:07 pm

I am a big fan of all the ski movies from the 90's. I love Ski School and Ski School 2, Ski Patrol, Aspen Extreme. Lol

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Comedy Quaddafi · Post by **Comedy Quaddafi** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:33 pm

Spartan wrote: Vice Squad, Class of '84 and Savage Streets.

I really NEED more movies like this. Savage Streets

And yeah, Cheerleaders is fun sleaze. Never saw the sequels tho,

Check out Party Animal y'all, 80's good times. A guy sells his soul to the devil and becomes irresistible to women.

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Not sure if this counts, but it might be the best bad movie ever. Pam Grier's in it too.

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French flick about a woman with a talking vag

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drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:38 pm

i have fond memories of angel movies from childhood but i'm not sure how they would hold up. i've seen the whole trilogy cheap on one dvd, might grab it one of these days

thread inspired me to wathc this last night, very rewarding spiritually

mr miyagi really enjoyed the shit out of playing the villain here

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:49 pm

Stewardess School

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As far as I know this still has never been released on DVD. This movie gave me plenty of boners as a kid.

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:23 pm

Spartan wrote:Slightly going off Galvy's thread but has anyone seen the Angel movies and are they any good? They look like a veritable treasure trove of 80's American exploitation and perfect accompaniments to the likes of Vice Squad, Class of '84 and Savage Streets.

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Betsy Russell

saw the first one a while back, pretty average, not too sleazy but if you used to get sleaze boners as an eight year old reading the back of the box in the video section of the grocery store while your mom bought chicken like me then you have to watch it

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:44 pm

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@ seeing Martin Kemp & Trevor Eve in that trailer.

& Welcome back, Storm. Think I'll check those Angel films out.

MC Homeless · Post by **MC Homeless** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:45 pm

I am on the Toxic Avenger 21st anniversary dvd.

MC Homeless · Post by **MC Homeless** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:46 pm

Y@k Bollocks wrote:

fuck yes