Bad 80s Comedies That Really Are Bad
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:18 am
In my quest to find awesome 80s comedies I have come across some really bad ones. And I don't mean good bad like Police Academy 3 or Mannequin or Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (Kidding). I mean bad like ughhhh this is unwatchable and there aren't enough hijinx or training montages or 80s ballads or boobs to save this.
Listing details about this movie makes it SO enticing. Hell I look at the poster or watch the trailer and want to give it a second chance.
Bronson Pinchot as a wacky psychic named Bobby. I'm listening...
John Laraquette as a wise cracking ex cop. Still listening...
The fat guy from that one movie as the bumbling translator to Pinchot's psychic. GO ON.
The three of them team up and form a psychic detective agency and solve crimes. OH MY GOD MUST WATCH.
There's also Bronson Pinchot channeling an old Jewish man named Murray, car chases to Aretha Franklin songs, and the finale involves Balki driving a plane with his mind. FORTHELOVEOFGODPRESSPLAYRIGHTNOWMYEYEBALLSARECUMMINGTHATSOUNDSBETTERTHANFIREWORKSANDHOTSAUCEANDCINNAMONTOASTCRUNCHCOMBINED.
No. It's terrible. Really terrible. Some how it's not funny. Arguably worth watching for the finale though.
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Dude directed Bachelor Party so who wouldn't want to watch his next movie? Plus it has Bill Murray's least famous brother doing a terrible Bill Murray impression, I think Stacy Keach's creepy Skeletor looking brother, the bleh protagonist from Fast Times, Jennifer Tilly who is somehow not hot in this, and a bunch of other kooky characters. It's boring. The jokes either barely work or just don't. The director does redeem himself with Surf Ninjas.
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This is an epic train wreck. When you begin describing it it's kind of like Second Sight.
A 80s comedy about a kid raised by wolves. Ok...
Christopher LLoyd plays the rich evil brother that tries to trick his retard wolf brother out of his 30 million dollar inheritance. Still listening...
Lots of scenes at country clubs with hooity tooity rich people getting their hair mussed. Ok I guess...
The brother raised by wolves is played by Howie ManSTOP RIGHT THERE.
This movie is almost entirely unfunny Howie Mandel being a dog, peeing on stuff, humping uppity rich guys legs, chewing shoes, chasing cars, learning to speak and walk, etc. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I SAID STOP.
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Listing details about this movie makes it SO enticing. Hell I look at the poster or watch the trailer and want to give it a second chance.
Bronson Pinchot as a wacky psychic named Bobby. I'm listening...
John Laraquette as a wise cracking ex cop. Still listening...
The fat guy from that one movie as the bumbling translator to Pinchot's psychic. GO ON.
The three of them team up and form a psychic detective agency and solve crimes. OH MY GOD MUST WATCH.
There's also Bronson Pinchot channeling an old Jewish man named Murray, car chases to Aretha Franklin songs, and the finale involves Balki driving a plane with his mind. FORTHELOVEOFGODPRESSPLAYRIGHTNOWMYEYEBALLSARECUMMINGTHATSOUNDSBETTERTHANFIREWORKSANDHOTSAUCEANDCINNAMONTOASTCRUNCHCOMBINED.
No. It's terrible. Really terrible. Some how it's not funny. Arguably worth watching for the finale though.
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Dude directed Bachelor Party so who wouldn't want to watch his next movie? Plus it has Bill Murray's least famous brother doing a terrible Bill Murray impression, I think Stacy Keach's creepy Skeletor looking brother, the bleh protagonist from Fast Times, Jennifer Tilly who is somehow not hot in this, and a bunch of other kooky characters. It's boring. The jokes either barely work or just don't. The director does redeem himself with Surf Ninjas.
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This is an epic train wreck. When you begin describing it it's kind of like Second Sight.
A 80s comedy about a kid raised by wolves. Ok...
Christopher LLoyd plays the rich evil brother that tries to trick his retard wolf brother out of his 30 million dollar inheritance. Still listening...
Lots of scenes at country clubs with hooity tooity rich people getting their hair mussed. Ok I guess...
The brother raised by wolves is played by Howie ManSTOP RIGHT THERE.
This movie is almost entirely unfunny Howie Mandel being a dog, peeing on stuff, humping uppity rich guys legs, chewing shoes, chasing cars, learning to speak and walk, etc. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I SAID STOP.
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