Your favorite comedic movie quotes

[Reason]

They don't have to be from a comedy of course.

Just contribute one each, preferably with a YouTube clip.

I choose:

"Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin percocets and do you have any fucking percocets, man?"

[PopeyeJones]

^^^rele good movie.

[alpha]

"I came here for two reasons... To kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum"

[Spartan]

[LilLeftBrain]

What's the fastest way

to reach the villagers?







Why don't we fox them?







- Fox them.

- Fox them.







Fox them!







Take this message to the village

as fast as you can.







Now pay attention. Have you got it?







Good.

[step one]

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!"

[Random Sample]

This whole scene:



"Ahhh this is the worst hat I have ever seen. What do ya buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh it looks good on you though." (rolls eyes)

[The Afronaut]

Every Barbershop scene in Coming To America. Funnier today than when I first saw it and it was funniest thing I'd ever seen back then.

[siLLy KiD]

[Echo Leader]

[Cash Rulz]

"You'd be like flush me Jay, flush me. I'd be like, naw."

[Reason]

[The Afronaut]

[Echo Leader]

About 20 seconds in.

[CHANCE RANDOM]

"Owwww, my neck! My back! My neck and my back!"

[Spartan]

Forgot how awesome the quotes are in this film:

[Prophecy]