Fast & Furious 7 Masturbation thread

[drizzle]

just gets better and better

[The Rapping Coffin]

looks amazing

put the rock in all of the trailers for every movie. I hope he drives a tank thru oscar bait trailers like 12 Years a Slave.

[drizzle]

put the rock in all of the trailers

amen

[Employee]

I literally ejaculated when the car on fire shoots through the nose of the plane that is on fire and crashing.

#CYSED
#WISHTHISWASIMAX

[Ramen]

my body is ready

[Tommy Bunz]

Five was pretty easily the best one yet, hope they can top it.

[ThaJim2]

I was getting worried that this was going to be pushed back. Long live the Fast franchise best in the best one in the business currently (well unless Undisputed 4 starts filming).

[jamrage]

Fast Five was highly entertaining, and this one looks like a shitload of fun too. Funny how these are all prequels to the shittiest film in the series.

[Random Sample]

I had a semi after watching it during the super bowl. They are releasing another one today.

[Random Sample]

HOLY SHIT!

[ThaJim2]

Fast Five was highly entertaining, and this one looks like a shitload of fun too. Funny how these are all prequels to the shittiest film in the series.

They are prequels to Tokyo Drift not 2 Fast 2 Furious.

[jamrage]

Fast Five was highly entertaining, and this one looks like a shitload of fun too. Funny how these are all prequels to the shittiest film in the series.

They are prequels to Tokyo Drift not 2 Fast 2 Furious.

yeah, I know.

[alpha]

At this point they might as well forget Tokyo drift even happened.

[Tweak Da Leak]

wait this takes place before Fast 5?

[Truth.]

Looks pretty wild

[drizzle]

for some reason I'm cysed to see Carano in this

would love to see her become the next Cynthia Rothrock

[Mindbender Futurama]

I literally ejaculated when the car on fire shoots through the nose of the plane that is on fire and crashing.

#CYSED
#WISHTHISWASIMAX

i live for moments like this

so glad Vin Diesel has a genius meathead franchise going... he deserves no less

The Rock is future of Hollywood action, we're in good hands

"um, they got a TANK"

[Random Sample]

wait this takes place before Fast 5?

A Ru needs to get his Fast and Furious timeline down. All of these movies happen before Tokyo Drift.

The Fast and The Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
Fast and Furious
Fast Five
Fast Six

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Tokyo Drift

[Random Sample]

for some reason I'm cysed to see Carano in this

Me too. She was awful in Haywire, but I don't think she is a good enough actor yet to carry a movie on her own.

I think she is going to be great in a supporting role though.

[drizzle]

Me too. She was awful in Haywire, but I don't think she is a good enough actor yet to carry a movie on her own.

Well, most action stars are not really good actors, especially the martial arts guys. Jim Kelley was so bad they made him a mute in a few roles to cover his horrible acting. She looked good at kicking ass, and it was the director's miscalculation to devote so much time to cliched character building. I appreciate what Sodeberg tried to do, but he should have just let the kicks and bullets fly without trying to class things up. I'd love to see her do a couple of no frills D2DVD actioners while also doing this kind of supporting work in bigger movies.

[Random Sample]

Well, most action stars are not really good actors, especially the martial arts guys. Jim Kelley was so bad they made him a mute in a few roles to cover his horrible acting. She looked good at kicking ass, and it was the director's miscalculation to devote so much time to cliched character building. I appreciate what Sodeberg tried to do, but he should have just let the kicks and bullets fly without trying to class things up. I'd love to see her do a couple of no frills D2DVD actioners while also doing this kind of supporting work in bigger movies.

I agree with all of this.

I would be all over some straight to DVD movies with her in them.

[Ramen]

After watching the 2nd trailer I stared at the reply box for about 5 minutes trying to find words that can describe the amount of awesome I just saw.

there are none.

[christian from austin]

i rather enjoyed haywire.

btw i ve never seen any of the fast n furious movies before

[drizzle]

i didn't hate haywire, i was really rooting for it find a good middle between classy and sassy, but it was just a little too short on action for me. a respectable effort that fell shy of potential. but just on principal i have to support what's essentially a purposefully cliched b-movie that is somehow directed and starring multiple a-listers and oscar winners, made as a showcase for a hot but barely known girl fighter. my theory is that sodeberg came up with the idea for it just to bang Carano, without really intending to make it, and then she beat his ass until he actually came through

[christian from austin]

that would be some sweet, sweet casting couch sex with some horrendous confrontations afterwards

[None]

VROOM VROOM!

[Gregg Popabitch]

The Rock is future of Hollywood action, we're in good hands

The future should have started like 5 years ago. This has been a long time coming. He's finally making smart decisions on picking roles.

[an-also]

The Rock is future of Hollywood action, we're in good hands

The future should have started like 5 years ago. This has been a long time coming. He's finally making smart decisions on picking roles.

The rundown is still his best role to date but you're right, he should have been doing movies like that for years now.

[The Road]

inducing spoilers on Fast and Furious 6 AND 7 -> http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60983

GOAT

[Truth.]

no wayz