Fast & Furious 7 Masturbation thread
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I loved Carano in this but it looked like she picked up some weight, regardless I'm still a fan. Movie was great, bringing in Stratham is a good look and I can only imagine it won't be too long before the F&F crew is in space and shit.
The Rock made the movie as expected with his Hulked out performances, like fuck a car I'ma just jump on the enemy vehicle. The face he made to Carano when he threw Rodriguez that harpoon-like gun was priceless like "yeah, you fucked bitch."
Vin Diesel's one-liners are still extra cheesy, but the new previews for Riddick actually look pretty damn good.
The Rock made the movie as expected with his Hulked out performances, like fuck a car I'ma just jump on the enemy vehicle. The face he made to Carano when he threw Rodriguez that harpoon-like gun was priceless like "yeah, you fucked bitch."
Vin Diesel's one-liners are still extra cheesy, but the new previews for Riddick actually look pretty damn good.
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that was some XXX shit right there yoackbar wrote:that fucking vin diesel bridge jump
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I have Fast 5 at 6/5, this is a solid 5.5/5. Expectations for 7 are like 108/5.
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loved the shit out of this, obviously
only complaint is that it maybe just a little too long, they could've cut a few scenes. for example - the 'bryan goes to prison' subplot was fun but didn't add much.
i'm a tiny bit worried about 7 tho
http://screenrant.com/justin-lin-fast-a ... james-wan/
Lin is walking away, and he's the guy that basically turned this thing around into the best action franchize going. I got mixed feelings about the Saw guy stepping in at the crucial juncture of Stathamization. Also worried about Statham's character turning out to be a sympathetic antagonist, rather than a proper villain which would be the best thing imo. In that regard, Wan might actually be of help, since Jigsaw himself was probably the best enduring element of the Saw movies.
I think the optimal thing would've been to have Statham as the bad guy in 6, the villain was basically Statham-lite anyway. The guy did a good job with it, but still. And if they did that, I would've been happy with the franchise ending entirely on an absurdly awesome note.
However, I will gladly eat shit if the next one has Statham playing an Evil Transporter with serial killer tendencies and penchant for elaborate death traps involving armored vehicles and shit like that; if there's a scene where Dom has to choose between killing Letty or Bryan and has to decide via some sort of drag race.... oh man
only complaint is that it maybe just a little too long, they could've cut a few scenes. for example - the 'bryan goes to prison' subplot was fun but didn't add much.
i'm a tiny bit worried about 7 tho
http://screenrant.com/justin-lin-fast-a ... james-wan/
Lin is walking away, and he's the guy that basically turned this thing around into the best action franchize going. I got mixed feelings about the Saw guy stepping in at the crucial juncture of Stathamization. Also worried about Statham's character turning out to be a sympathetic antagonist, rather than a proper villain which would be the best thing imo. In that regard, Wan might actually be of help, since Jigsaw himself was probably the best enduring element of the Saw movies.
I think the optimal thing would've been to have Statham as the bad guy in 6, the villain was basically Statham-lite anyway. The guy did a good job with it, but still. And if they did that, I would've been happy with the franchise ending entirely on an absurdly awesome note.
However, I will gladly eat shit if the next one has Statham playing an Evil Transporter with serial killer tendencies and penchant for elaborate death traps involving armored vehicles and shit like that; if there's a scene where Dom has to choose between killing Letty or Bryan and has to decide via some sort of drag race.... oh man
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@ that awesome last sentence
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Tony Jaa signed on to be in Fast 7.
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http://www.thewrap.com/universal-revvin ... cas-black/
There is going to be 9 of them. BEST NEWS EVER!
There is going to be 9 of them. BEST NEWS EVER!
The franchise returnee is shooting ’7′ now, with options for eighth and ninth franchise installments
With the last two installments in the “Fast & Furious” franchise grossing more than $ 1.4 billion worldwide and “Fast & Furious 7″ racing into theaters next summer, Universal Pictures is already looking down the road to ”Fast & Furious 9.”
Lucas Black, the star of “Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift,” has signed a deal to appear in the seventh film, with options to appear in the eighth and ninth installments, a spokesperson at Black’s agency ICM Partners told TheWrap.
Also read: ‘Fast and Furious 7′ Adding UFC Champion Ronda Rousey
Universal says it’s not yet developing “Fast & Furious 8,” let alone “Fast & Furious 9,” but confirms that Black’s deal for “Fast & Furious 7″ includes options for two additional sequels — not that his character is guaranteed to survive the next movie, which opens summer 2014.
James Wan, who has guided “The Conjuring” and “Insidious Chapter 2″ to $40 million openings this year, is directing “7″ from a script by Chris Morgan. Neal H. Moritz is producing with Vin Diesel, who stars alongside Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Tyrese Gibson, Jason Statham, Djimon Hounsou and Kurt Russell.
Also read: Kurt Russell Eyed for Role in ‘Fast & Furious 7′
It’s not uncommon for studios to make talent deals ahead of time should they decide to make additional sequels, and while Universal is smart to cover its bumper, the studio may be getting ahead of itself here — after all, the “Fast & Furious” franchise flamed out once before.
Will audiences three-to-five years from now still pay to see more stories in which Dom Toretto (Diesel) races from the law? The gravity-defying action series has been trending upward at the box office, but Hollywood is a cyclical business.
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so i guess they're gonna tie in the last scene of FF3 to the new one to follow through on retro-fitting the crash scene for the end of FF6.
the kid from FF3 is a dork but I guess he's just there to fill in for Han dying
the kid from FF3 is a dork but I guess he's just there to fill in for Han dying
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also
Update: Diesel recently posted a pic of Gal Godot stating,
“Gisele, one of my favorite characters introduced in the last trilogy…
A very resilient character… with a depth and complexity that hints at more to come…
P.s. The characters introduced in F7, will expand the Fast Universe in a very cool way.”
so I guess the hot-body broomstick-body chick is back and this installment finally has Dom travel forward in time to meet his greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandson Riddick
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it's all happening
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wait is that true?
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TMZ seems to think so, and they've got a photo of some flaming wreckage.
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Already watched the trailer on repeat for about the last hour and half. Looks beyond awesome.
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Yeah was just coming in here to post this. Looks fucking crazy.
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Just have to say I could not stop smiling and fist pumping when
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fucking love these movies so much. can't wait.
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I have yet to watch any of these movies. Are they really that entertaining?
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If the film lives up to the potential of that awesome trailer, then this could be the best one in the franchise.
Yes.odium-LSC wrote:I have yet to watch any of these movies. Are they really that entertaining?
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Yes Odi. The first one is literally Point Break with cars. Skip 2 & 3. Five is the best in the series and one of the best action films of the decade.
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Odium who would have known that out of all the shit you've done in your life, not watching the Fast and Furious franchise would be the biggest transgression.
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this thread made me change my pants multiple times.
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Let me guess.Gregg Popabitch wrote:this thread made me change my pants multiple times.
You started with the Paul Walker 501 jeans and sneakers look, then went with the Vinny Diesel tux pants and wingtips before ultimately settling with the Rihanna 3/4 length green khaki cargos?
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KURT RUSSELL BITCH
curious why Jaa is not in any of the trailers so far
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I watched the trailer this morning and went from 6 to midnight. I am so pumped for this movie, I can't convey it in words.
"I d0n't have friends, I have family" line made me want to punch someone. I roll with Toretto.
"I d0n't have friends, I have family" line made me want to punch someone. I roll with Toretto.
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Looks amazing.