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DON'T CLICK. It's amazing news but i wish i didn't :(

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Entire trailer redone with remote control cars :lol:
pretty awesome actually

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^Rad

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Nobody saw this last night?

OMFG OMFG OMFG
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btw, as we were walking out, I overheard this dude behind me say "Jesus that movie was terrible."

And I was thinking to myself "why would you pay 12 dollars to see a movie that's tongue in cheek and not to be taken seriously?"

And out of nowhere, I hear Rzn bellow out "THE MOVIE IS AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE, YOU DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKER"

and I slowly clenched my fist in disbelief that my night end in fisticuffs over Fast 6.

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FUCK FANDAGO. I have 8 dollar off codes for the movie and their fucking site will not work to let me do what ever so I can apply it to my order. And there fucking customer service is shit. I have been waiting for ".05" seconds for nearly 40 mintues now. I have had no response to email and their shitty telephone number goes to the worst PBX system in the world.

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Gregg Popabitch wrote:btw, as we were walking out, I overheard this dude behind me say "Jesus that movie was terrible."

And I was thinking to myself "why would you pay 12 dollars to see a movie that's tongue in cheek and not to be taken seriously?"

And out of nowhere, I hear Rzn bellow out "THE MOVIE IS AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE, YOU DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKER"

and I slowly clenched my fist in disbelief that my night end in fisticuffs over Fast 6.

LOL

fucking nerd sitting behind us talking way too much throughout trailers ass bitch

movie was most fun i've had in a theater in years. just incredibly entertaining. maybe for the wrong reasons but the end result was accomplished. go watch ur schindler's list and tree of life shit on your own time and leave my fast 6 alone

and yes the reveal of popa's spoiler in his first post after watching it made me cheer
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The Road wrote::jiz: :jiz: :jiz: inducing spoilers on Fast and Furious 6 AND 7 -> http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60983

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and ironically tokyo drift is the only one i haven't seen
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I'm glad I never read that.

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Pardons were off the table the day we were born.

So many Fastism! God damn Vin Diesel's lazy eyes when he told the Rock that was the deal. Jesus Christ, that movie was so amazing. The flying headbutts, the one liners and cars!
What the fuck? How could they have made that movie more amazing? Also lolz at the :omar: :bunk: -ness of the main villain.

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wait which part of this is supposed to get me hard?

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Shit was awesome. Perfect set up for 7. The fight between ebil Rock and Rock and Dom was awesome. Tank chase was awesome. The worlds longest run way scene was just :ohsh: :ohsh: :ohsh: but also sad as fuck too. The get the gang back together montage was good. The title sequence was perfect.

I mean shit the only very minor issues with the movie where not enough of the Brazilian woman (and why the fuck was she not crazy and try to stab Dom at the end its like the writer never met a Brazilian woman). They needed a scene with Jack in a car seat and saying ride or die. And they need to bring back the person that had something bad happen to her or him and I don't care if it makes any sense at all.

Also hope that they bring back the oldest kid from Home Improvement girlfriend for 7.


Oh what the fuck is up with this having 2 pages but some queer comic book movie that is not even out to what next year with like 5? THis is the pussification of America.

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Loved it. Can't wait for 7 & 8 & 9, I hope it never ends.

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WE ARE TRYING THEJIM2

WE ARE FUCKING TRYING

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Ramen wrote:Loved it. Can't wait for 7 & 8 & 9, I hope it never ends.
Fucking this. Not just this but I want spin off movies like what is Sean Boswell and Twinkee up to in Tokyo now or how about what is Ja Rules character or the dude from Prison Break in 2 Fast are doing like did jarule ever get his 3 way? These cats are infinitely more interesting than any of the Avengers.

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Gregg Popabitch wrote:WE ARE TRYING THEJIM2

WE ARE FUCKING TRYING

I swear if I ever see two young kids fighting over who can be O'Connor and Dom I will have tears streaming from my eyes instead of the eyerolling I have over who can be some dork with a light saber.


That said Fast and Furious series is superior in every way over Star Wars. What is the best Star Wars movie the second one? At least 4 of the F&F movies are better and I would argue all 6 plus the 2 mini movies that set up 2 and 4.

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Kinda loved it. Glad they brought back in as many people as they did, and put Han's ret-conned death in proper context for the rest of the series going forward. Statham in 7 is an exceptionally good look for them. Theater was mostly empty so I got to bullshit with my group through the whole thing - only way the viewing experience could be better is if I saw it in IMAX and got sauced beforehand.
ThaJim2 wrote:And they need to bring back the person that had something bad happen to her or him and I don't care if it makes any sense at all.
For me, that should have been Tyrese because I dislike that guy. Giselle going actually took me by surprise. At least Rodriguez is still around to rock them skinny jeans. 7 better have some Eva Mendez involvement or I will be very disappointed.

Guess they're saving my plot idea where Dom's crew gets recruited for an intergalactic quarter mile race over the fate of the universe for number 8.

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pretty awesome. the tank scene was my fave. tyrese was a funny dude
just non-stop upping the ante & not giving a shit. fight scenes, car chases, ridiculousness, humor.. had a lot of all that.

7 is guaranteed to be amazing. i think fast 5 might still be the best in the series tho

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that fucking vin diesel bridge jump

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LameAim wrote:
ThaJim2 wrote:And they need to bring back the person that had something bad happen to her or him and I don't care if it makes any sense at all.
For me, that should have been Tyrese because I dislike that guy.
I dislike Tyrese too but he was real good in the context of the movie.

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The amount of times Rock said "son of a bitch" was :lol: :lol: :lol:

God I love these movies.

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Random Sample wrote:The amount of times Rock said "son of a bitch" was :lol: :lol: :lol:

God I love these movies.
I believe it is pronounced, "summa bitch".

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just amazingness. glad we dont have to wait 2 years for 7.

is it confirmed to be in tokyo and tokyo drift white guy comes back?

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I just spent 5 minutes at the fast and furious wiki which is 5 minutes too long.

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Gregg Popabitch wrote:I just spent 5 minutes at the fast and furious wiki which is 5 minutes too long.
If only the video game was better and not shitty then I would spend hours in that. Yet sadly, it fucking sucks.

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alpha wrote:just amazingness. glad we dont have to wait 2 years for 7.
They really should just release 7 & 8 at the same time.

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Gregg Popabitch wrote:I just spent 5 minutes at the fast and furious wiki which is 5 minutes too long.

I think you typed this sentence wrong. Its impossible to spend enough time there.

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:rofl:

movie is awesome like Hot Wheels come to life, but Dom/Vin Diesel is a LUNKHEAD.

even if they give him all the decision making power and make him seem like a leader, he's a sloth.

throwing slabs of ham-fisted dialogue at the screen, but he gets away with it cause VROOOM VROOOOOM

chase scene movies don't need smarts just :ohsh: and :rockout:

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