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Tommy Bunz wrote:
Gregg Popabitch wrote:this thread made me change my pants multiple times.
Let me guess.
You started with the Paul Walker 501 jeans and sneakers look, then went with the Vinny Diesel tux pants and wingtips before ultimately settling with the Rihanna 3/4 length green khaki cargos?
who even wears cargo pants anymore?

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My pulse raced.

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Waiting another three weeks and change is going to be fucking impossible.

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Loved it. Best in the series. James Wan brings such a refreshing style to the series.
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I'm going tomorrow and hoping that Paul Walker is risen indeed.

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first thought, better than 6. hard to beat 5 and that car chase with the safes. but it's close.

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Closer to 5 than 6 and 1. What a flick.
The end was surprisingly tasteful and I'm glad they didn't just blow him up or something even though they hinted at it multiple times.

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In some ways the best of the series, but its really hard for me to pick one from 5, 6 and 7 as THE single best one. Each of those has elements that are superior to others, but each also suffers in minor ways that others don't. I don't even want to try to rank them, I'm just glad they were able to keep them so consistent in quality 3 times in a row, and 4 isn't really even that far behind them imo. Very very few franchises have managed this before.
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The only thing that bugged me (and this is very minor and in no way crucial to the story) is Letty's DOB on her grave was like 83 which would have made her 17/18 in 2001 for the first flick. Dom and her also knew each since they were kids, Dom used to stress that.

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Easy answer, Vin Diesel is immortal.

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drizzle wrote:In some ways the best of the series, but its really hard for me to pick one from 5, 6 and 7 as THE single best one. Each of those has elements that are superior to others, but each also suffers in minor ways that others don't. I don't even want to try to rank them, I'm just glad they were able to keep them so consistent in quality 3 times in a row, and 4 isn't really even that far behind them imo. Very very few franchises have managed this before.
It is quite a feat. I loved it, but some of the directorial flairs bugged the shit out of me. Also, Tyrese made me so angry. The comedic relief in this movie was painful.

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I was a little worried at the beginning, the cold open with Statham looked like some shit from Crank and just didn't fit visually. But it settled down from there on, and I knew they were on the right track when the camera did a 360 with the Rock Bottom (pretty sure they ripped off some of their camera moves during fights from Raid 2 btw).
My biggest gripe here was the absence of The Rock throughout the middle. He's become a big part of the series' appeal since 5, having him do more might've tipped this to being the definitive series best.
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tyrese was reaching

the way they did paul was probably the best way they can

but yet left and ending open to extend the series.

non stop action was a cool flick not mad at all.

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a lot of fun to watch. the ending was great i think, and made me care a bit more about his death

agreed, the rock definitely needs to be hefting more heavy machine guns

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drizzle wrote:I was a little worried at the beginning, the cold open with Statham looked like some shit from Crank and just didn't fit visually. But it settled down from there on, and I knew they were on the right track when the camera did a 360 with the Rock Bottom (pretty sure they ripped off some of their camera moves during fights from Raid 2 btw).
My biggest gripe here was the absence of The Rock throughout the middle. He's become a big part of the series' appeal since 5, having him do more might've tipped this to being the definitive series best.

This movie is sixteen movies in one with a different style to each of them (It's Crank, it's a gritty heist flick, it's Ocean's Eleven, it's a Nicholas Sparks movie with inaudible grunting, and so forth). The over-the-top non-sense is the only unifying theme, and b-roll of booty butt cheeks. Not that is a bad thing, but it hold it back from being the crown jewel of the series as it should be.

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So awesome. Definitely better than 6, need to give it some time before I'm ready to crown it over 5.
They did a surprisingly good job tying in Walker's death and also correcting the fucked up storyline from 2 & 3.
The skydive was a lot cooler than I was expecting even with the previews showing at least half of it.
Agree that the Rock was missing, but more Statham kinda made up for it. And Tony Jaa was pretty great, glad they just had him fight and didn't let him speak.
Ronda Rousey was even worse in this than she was in Expendables 3, that acting experiment needs to stop, Gina Carano is a better screen fighter and actor, give her all the jobs.
Kurt Russell fucking shit up in nightvision sunglasses got a big cheer out of me.

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Gina Carano is also way hotter, so totally agree.

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just remembered that Gina was already in the series, so my argument is dumb :lol:
Rousey still sucks though

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Tommy Bunz wrote:just remembered that Gina was already in the series, so my argument is dumb :lol:
Rousey still sucks though
I said that to my buddy after we left. Like why didn't they get Gina? Because she was in the last fucking movie.

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Michelle Rodriguez died and she's back.

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Kid That's Lifeless wrote:Michelle Rodriguez died and she's back.
Michelle Rodriguez is a figment of your imagination, just like every other Mexican movie star.

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constant "oh shit is that..."

smh at ronda rousey can't even say one line

PW epilogue was tasteful
didn't know how far along they got before he died irl so every time he made a close call i'm like uh oh is it now
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Yeah I wonder at what part they filmed up to.

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i hate to say it but i'm wondering if they've jumped the shark here

been worried about what happens without Paul and this isn't really restoring my faith
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Would be cool if there was any chance Dom actually did turn into a bad guy

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